TMB Divorce Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by One Knight, Apr 30, 2015.

  1. Tilly

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    Nah. Got in the shower with his preteen daughter and apparently was swinging his dick around in front of her. Then he spent a couple years and a few hundred thousand dollars denying it.
     
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  2. Cheshire Bridge

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    Oh lawd. That's...... Not what I expected.
     
  3. Tilly

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    Diddler to Debtor imo.
     
  4. mp_22

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    Not what I was expecting. Crazy shit
     
  5. devine

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    I’d prefer him in jail over debt but that’s a start I guess
     
  6. Teflon Queen

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    Any advice on how to deal with a Zach Smith-tier ex husband?
     
  7. Jack Parkman

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    How bad are we talking? Verbal abusive? Physical? Or just an asshole?

    Or all of the above?
     
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  8. ned's head

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  9. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Basically they met when they were 18 and his entire self worth since then has revolved around demeaning and controlling her. Thankfully she left, but he tries to get his claws in anyway he can. First few months he harassed, stalked, threatened, and vandalized my property. He’s a massive pussy so I’ve never been too worried, but I’m at my wit’s end and I’m trying to warn him that I’m not going to play his idiotic games and that I’m going to press charges.
     
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  10. Jorts

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    I've had to deal with a similar scenario. Any kids involved?
     
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  11. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.
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    So press charges?
     
  12. Teflon Queen

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    Yes...3.5 year old boy...he uses the kid to punish my gf so that’s kind of what put me over the edge.
     
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  13. Teflon Queen

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    I’m hoping the father just stops being a raging dildo towards my gf because I’d rather not have him kicked out of the fire department and arrested
     
  14. Cheshire Bridge

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    Tilly edit. Nevermind. Only retain tilly swamp, HNIC if you want to go scorched earth
     
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  15. Teflon Queen

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    I’m also 95% sure the psycho ex husband is gay...he only had sex with her 2-3 times per year and she’s hot with a pair unimpeachable hammers
     
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  16. Cheshire Bridge

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    It's 2008



    :rules:
     
  17. Frank Martin

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    Then go ahead and have sex with him and get this over with.
     
  18. Jorts

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    That will never change. I'm almost 8 years in & still deal with his BS several times a month. It used to be way worse, when my step-daughter was younger. Now she's 16, vegan, with neon orange hair & wants nothing to do with any of us. I get my revenge by paying for her hair-stylist & ensuring she's clothed in Peta attire... his backwoods ass doesn't know how to handle it.
     
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  19. REGGNECK

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  20. devine

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    *asks for advice*

    *is given a perfectly reasonable solution*

    *turns down advice and brags about having a hot girlfriend*
     
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  21. Frank Martin

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    That's how you mainboard correctly
     
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  22. Teflon Queen

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    She is hot :feelsgoodman: but the solution isn’t exactly simple...I’m trying to avoid taking a 3 y/os dad away
     
  23. Festus McBadass

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    I would have peaced out on that relationship a long time ago. I hate drama. Especially other people’s drama. Don’t bring that shit into my life.
     
    #3223 Festus McBadass, May 22, 2019
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  24. bigred77

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    He's digging his own grave
    Actions have consequences, he is fucking with your life, fuck him, press charges
    We dont want that kind of person in public service anyway
     
  25. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Exactly. We especially don't want gay firefighters. What if he has to pull me out of a burning building and coughs the gay into me?
     
  26. Arkadin

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    I get your point, but what possible solution could anyone else provide that you presumably haven't done. No one is going to say "well did you try talking to him"

    At some point legal action becomes the only choice
     
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  27. Redav

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    Sounds like you'd be doing the 3 year old a favor.
     
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  28. Todd Bonzales

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    Is this a girl you see a long-term future with?

    Too late
     
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  29. Tobias

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    speak for yourself fuzz, i want ALL my firefighters to be gay
     
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  30. Frank Martin

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    Says the guy who roots for a soccer team owned by the government of a country that makes homosexuality a crime.
     
  31. TimJimothy

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    fixed it for you lol boom roasted
     
  32. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    watson i am sorry a soccer team has made you this pathetically upset but this hardly seems the thread to do it in. please pm me if you want to whine some more about it and stay on topic itt!
     
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  33. jrmy

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    Tobias recently told me he is a huge New Jersey Generals fan as well

    Disgusting
     
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  34. Frank Martin

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    This is the perfect thread for you to divorce yourself from your bigoted ways.
     
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  35. HotMic

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    marcus plz confirm
     
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  36. Todd Bonzales

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    Read the whole page, friend.
     
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  37. HotMic

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  38. Goose

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    Just found a pic of Dairy Queen ‘s gf and he’s right she is hot
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    #3238 Goose, May 22, 2019
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  39. jaygabriel

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    I went through this same situation with my ex-wife and her son's father. He would drive an hour and a half to fuck with us at our home in the middle of the night. Kicking the shit out of him didn't change things. Pressing charges (and him doing real jail time) didn't change things. He was just wired to not care about consequences.
     
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  40. Teflon Queen

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    Fortunately he’s not as bad as that and doesn’t come anywhere near me because he’s a bleeding vagina. I feel sorry for him because he’s such a nerd loser that goes to dragoncon and sits on his computer all day and no one likes him and the hardo routine is hilarious to me.
     
  41. Arkadin

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    Sounds like you should just kill his dragon
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Saying your girlfriend has “unimpeachable jammers” without a shred of proof is the type of shitposting that thrasher has been doing for a decade now. He’ll make a replacement-level stepfather.
     
  43. nexus

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    No one believes for a second that you're tough.

    Hope it all works out.
     
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  44. Festus McBadass

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    You’re dating Ronald Savage’s baby momma?
     
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  45. Teflon Queen

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    Oh I’m a huge pussy...that’s how I can spot another one
     
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  46. Soup

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    Hope he decides to grow up because that’s some teenager type shit. Your gf needs to be the one to step up and give him the ultimatum. Either quit the shenanigans or she’s reporting him and pressing charges.
     
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  47. Tobias

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    what kind of property vandalizing are we talking? like breaking stuff? or cool hi-jinx like tp'ing your yard or lighting a bag of poop on your front doorstep
     
  48. Frank Martin

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    Maybe I’m an asshole but so far everything you’ve posted about this girl’s choice in men makes me think she isn’t actually attractive.
     
  49. Tobias

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    if my calculations are correct, his SAR (stepdadding above replacement) score is a 0.1
     
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  50. jrmy

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    Something doesn't add up for sure
     
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