TMB Divorce Thread

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  1. blind dog

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    DELETE THE ENTIRE GODDAMN INTERNET
     
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  2. blind dog

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    I just deleted my phone good bye
     
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  3. Corky Bucek

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    None of this happened
     
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  4. Corky Bucek

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    [​IMG]
     
  5. Tobias

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    need help!
     
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  6. angus

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    What?
     
  7. Boo MFer!

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    He needs help.
     
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  8. angus

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    Rephrase... with what?
     
  9. One Two

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    His posting
     
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  10. 941Gator

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    The ball is really in the ex’s court, no?
     
  11. bertwing

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    Oh man does the idea of Dairy Queen being a step dad give me a hearty chuckle
     
  12. mp_22

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    Yeah it’s in her court. She told me that I never cared about her or loved her. What the hell. She’s like we just had sex. Guess that meant nothing to you
     
  13. TimJimothy

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    Well congrats on the sex, regardless.
     
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  14. Druce

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    It's pretty obvious what you need to do. She wants you to fight for her. Set up a date to Chili's Grill and Bar, and pay one of your friends that shes never met to stage a mugging as your're walking in. He can brandish a fake gun, and you disarm him and "beat his ass" with fake blood. You show her the lengths you're willing to go for her and boom, after a couple 'ritas you're sexing again.
     
  15. jrmy

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    First of all, it’s Chili’s Bar and Grill

    Second, don’t ever disrespect the B&G with crackpot ideas like this ever again

    Unbelievable
     
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  16. DollarBillHokie

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    If Chili’s B&G isn’t 100% willing and devoted to getting everyone laid, I’ve been living a lie my entire life.
     
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  17. jrmy

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    There’s no need for this kind of stunt when you can just go inside and let the ambiance of the B&G wash over your date
     
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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I like to let the ambiance slather the date like a fine cooked queso
     
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  19. TC

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  20. mp_22

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    No we met up yesterday other girl lied to the ex about pretty much everything. Called her out on her lies, had proof through screenshot texts. She wants to go out to dinner Friday so we’ll see


    * Also she said all girls have guys lined up, that I probably have girls lined up. Wasting a big fan of hearing that. That she does have have guy friends. Gotta figure out what’s real and what’s not
     
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  21. DUCKMOUTH

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    Bump for anyone that may need to vent or whatever.
     
  22. jrmy

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    What do you want to tell us buddy?
     
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  23. *DIESEL*

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    Looks like I'm joining the ranks here, fellas. Wife of 8.5 years developed an opiate addiction. She works as a manager in a veterinarians office and basically had a full pharmacy that she was stealing from. We agreed she needed help and she went to rehab. She came home from rehab last Friday. She seemed clean, but she was acting really funny. This past Tuesday, I find some love notes that she was writing to some dude she met in rehab. She left yesterday, but she ended up relapsing and crashing a car that we own together.

    I've been reaching out to attorneys today. No idea how to navigate this. It's all still so crazy to me. Like I'm living in a nightmare. At least we don't have kids. We do own a house together though, which concerns me.
     
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  24. TC

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    Yikes man. Has to be a terrible feeling. Sorry this is happening
     
    #3324 TC, Feb 6, 2020
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  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    I’m sorry you going through this. Please feel free to reach out if you need to vent or talk. You don’t have to do this alone.
     
  26. BIGASSTITTIES

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    you may want to take this to the “other” thread
     
  27. Redav

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    Man I'm sorry. That's terrible
     
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  28. *DIESEL*

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    What other thread?
     
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  29. One Two

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    Donate and find out
     
  30. *DIESEL*

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    Done. How long does it take to get access?
     
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  31. blind dog

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    Tag a moderator. I'd suggest ths or devine
     
  32. Lucky24Seven

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    So, just found out my parents are getting a divorce. Is there any information I can pass my dad’s way to help him through this? I’m not a dependent, but my brother is special needs and is. Mother told him to get a lawyer and to put the house on the market. Really shitty move since the house is partially handicapped accessible.

    Edit: Live in Indiana.
     
  33. b0ne5

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    Get a lawyer.
     
  34. Lucky24Seven

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    Yeah, I'm sure that will be step 1 come Monday
     
  35. IHHH

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    No advice from me Lucky24Seven but I hope everything goes as well as it can go in a situation like this
     
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  36. ned's head

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    She's hanging her special needs child out to dry?
     
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  37. Boo MFer!

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    What’s your relationship like with your mom? What’s her relationship like with your brother?
     
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  38. Festus McBadass

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    Sounds like a great mother
     
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  39. Soup

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    That sucks man sorry to hear that. I was in my early 30s when my parents divorced and that shit still hit me pretty hard.

    have you tried talking sense into her at all?
     
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  40. Lucky24Seven

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    Incredibly verbally and emotionally abusive would be an understatement. She has always put her needs before anyone else. When I finished college I moved across the country to get away from family life. She doesn’t have a great relationship with my brother. I truly think she cares about her friends and her dog more than the family. I really don’t have a lot of fond memories of her. When my brother and I were younger she would send us to school and most of the time my brother would be crying because she made him cry over something insignificant like breakfast foods, and I’d have to get called into the principal’s office to get asked if everything was alright at home. Was helping my dad and brother pack for my grandma’s and she was on the phone throwing us all under the bus to my father’s mom and working damage control and spinning the story. She’s my mom, I love her, I guess. But she is an awful person. Her mom is the same way so it’s hard to be mad. Saw my grandma flip off my grandfather, who at the time was dying of cancer, and told him to sit on it and rotate because we got him McDonald’s fried but the chemo wasn’t making any food taste good.
     
  41. Lucky24Seven

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    There really is no reasoning with her. And thanks for the sympathies. It does, however, feel like I’ve seen this coming from a mile away.
     
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  42. Taffy

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    Sounds like your old man is getting his reprieve, albeit 40 years late.
     
  43. Lucky24Seven

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    Yeah, he was in tear telling me how miserable life was with her. I’m glad he’s finally going to be happy.
     
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  44. Taffy

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    Not to pile on, but hes probably put up with a lot for your and your brothers sakes. If she's as bad as you say, man deserves a medal and all your support.
     
  45. Chipper>Jeter

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    My parents lived separated for almost 10 years during my high school and college years. My sister and I were for that because we had that hope they would work it out. Finally we realized that was the worst thing ever and we pushed them both to divorce already. I hate to hear that Lucky24Seven especially given your brother with special needs. You dad needs to get the best attorney he can and be prepared to do whatever it takes. If your mom is telling him to sell the house she is not planning on this being amicable. He needs to handle as much as he can through text or email to have shit in writing.
     
  46. Lucky24Seven

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    I’ll be sure to pass that on about their communication. He said he was going to be looking at lawyers on Monday.
     
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  47. AHebrewToo

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    A good friend of mine in Indy is going through a nasty divorce. Different facts, but if you need recs I've got a good lawyer. Not cheap unfortunately.
     
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  48. AHebrewToo

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    Getting things in writing is a great recommendation as long as he's well behaved in said written communication.

    Indiana is a single-party consent state for recording, too. So you might suggest he begin recording all conversations.

    My wife and I recorded a few conversations with our friend's soon-to-be-ex-wife and those audio recordings have been fruitful.
     
  49. Tilly

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  50. Boo MFer!

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    Without her knowledge? Is that legal?