TMB Fantasy Season 2017

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by SugarShaun, Apr 13, 2017.

  1. SugarShaun

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    I am going to my in laws after work to feed their turtle then running it when I get home. I will stream. It should be around 6ish EDT
     
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  2. nexus

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    that may be weirdest sentence ever written
     
  3. ChileanNole

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    Stream the turtle feeding!
     
  4. Popovio

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    Get the turtle to predict the winner, like that octopus back in the day.
     
  5. Owsley

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    What species of turtle is it? Or is it a tortoise?
     
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  6. SugarShaun

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    I know that his name is Michaelangelo and he likes grapes
     
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  7. SugarShaun

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    So I did that as a joke but I had a total of 8 viewers without sharing that on any social media. Peaked at 3 viewers
     
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  8. SugarShaun

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    Also he ate the Real grape
     
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  9. Owsley

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    Pissed I missed the feeding.
     
  10. DelapThrows

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    me too
     
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  11. SugarShaun

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    My wife said the turtle is a red ear slider
     
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  12. SugarShaun

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  13. SugarShaun

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    Leeds United 0-2 Manchester City
    Goals: 2' Costa, 60' Dembélé
    YC: 63' Johnson
    Subs: 50' Smalling for Hummels, 56' Modeste for Balotelli, 61' Honda for Dembélé

    Brighton 1-1 SM Caen
    Goals: 65' Higuaín, 84' Saúl
    YC: 21' Schürrle, 24' Asensio
    Subs: 46' Kjærr for Höwedes, 52' Džeko for Ribéry, 73' Bakambu for Kane, 78' Jonas for Robben

    Spurs 0-3 PSG
    Goals: 11' Rabiot, 55' Reus, 85' Reus (pen)
    Injuries: 30' Fonte (7 days; pulled groin)
    Subs: 47' Rugani for Piqué, 64' Bonaventura for Koscielny

    Southampton 2-0 St. Pauli
    Goals: 15' Ibra, 87' Rashford
    YC: 82' Boateng
    Subs: 46' Pastore for James, 61' Rashfor for Pedro, 61' Baldé Diao for Morata, 64' Dost for Insigne, 65' Hysaj for de Vrij

    Stoke City 1-2 Bayern
    Goals: 17' Lukaku, 53' Isco, 56' Neymar
    YC: 71' Kimmich

    Everton 2-2 Bremen
    Goals: 4' Mertens, 6' Memphis, 78' Alli, 86' Mertens
    YC: 12' Vrsaljko, 41' Marcelo, 81' Alonso
    Subs: 46' Coleman for Pepe, 56' Alonso for Martinez

    Liverpool 1-2 Dortmund
    Goals: 34' Coutinho, 38' Özil, 68' Sturridge
    YC: 13' Shaqiri, 33' Iniesta, 53' Aurier
    Subs: 49' Chicharito for Benzema, 56' Herrera for Iniesta

    Real Madrid 2-1 Hamburg
    Goals: 20' Messi, 29' Belotti, 80' Di Maria
    YC: 34' Belotti
    Injuries: 14' Neuer (3 days; head cut)
    Subs: 14' Asenjo for Neuer, 57' Meyer for Sané, 70' Son for Vidal, 72' Rami for Albiol

    Barcelona 1-1 Juventus
    Goals: 50' Lucas, 87' Perišić
    YC: 47' Cavani
    Injuries: 86' Verratti

    Colorado 1-0 Milan
    Goals: 19' Anderson
    YC: 59' Gonalons
    Subs: 58' Marçal for Miranda
     
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  14. SugarShaun

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    I'll post my list later but Game also named POTS GKOTS and TOTS

    GKOTS - Neuer
    POTS - Vázquez

    TOTS

    Buffon
    Alaba
    Azpilicueta
    Albiol
    Piszczek
    Costa
    Martial
    De Bruyne
    Vázquez
    Cavani
    Aubameyang
     
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  15. Druce

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    You've got to be fucking kidding me
     
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  16. SugarShaun

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    Not home so can't check to verify who finished with golden boot but will check later

    Neuer won golden gloves
     
  17. SugarShaun

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    POTY
    Lucas Vázquez - LW - Real Madrid
    [​IMG]
     
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  18. SugarShaun

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    YPOTY

    Anthony Martial - LM - Juventus
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. SugarShaun

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    TOTS

    GK - Manuel Neuer - Real Madrid
    Fullback - Cesar "Dave" Azpilicueta - Real Madrid
    CB - Sergio Ramos - Real Madrid
    CB - Samuel Umtiti - Manchester City
    Fullback - Jordi Alba - Barcelona
    Defensive Midfielder - David Alaba - Barcelona
    Midfielder - Arda Turan - Barcelona
    Central Midfielder - Radja Nainggolan - Manchester City
    Winger - Lucas Vázquez - Real Madrid
    Winger - Douglas Costa - Manchester City
    Striker - Edinson Cavani - Barcelona

    Bench:
    GK - Gianluigi Buffon - Manchester City
    CB - David Luiz - Bayern
    Defensive Midfielder - William Carvalho - Manchester City
    Central Midfielder - Ivan Rakitić - Brighton
    Attacking Midfielder - Ivan Perišić - Barcelona
    Winger - Marco Reus - PSG
    Winger - Angel Di Maria - Real Madrid

    Reserves:
    CB - Loic Perrin - Brighton
    Winger - Anthony Martial - Juventus
    Striker - Luis Suárez - Liverpool
    Attacker - Lionel Messi - Real Madrid
    Striker - Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - Everton

    After review of the final stats Perišić gets Isco's spot. Clearly better.
     
    #820 SugarShaun, Jun 1, 2017
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  20. SugarShaun

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    Didn't like that the entire TOTS was the top 3 but there was a pretty large gap on the table from 3rd to 4th and looking at the stats there wasn't a spot I felt wa
    s a close call.

    GK wasn't close
    Dave was the clear best defender.
    Only other CB to consider was Albiol and I punished him for getting subbed off pretty much every match for Savić, many were early 2nd.

    Attacking 3 I knew, that was easy. Di Maria could've been close but the 3 leading scorers made it easy.

    Alaba was the best defensive midfielder.

    Turan over Perišić due to his versatility filling in a lot at DM, playing on the wing and playing CAM.

    When I review I may make room for Perišić, giving him more consideration as a central midfielder with how often he played CAM.
     
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  21. DelapThrows

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    WPOTY:

    Miralem Pjanic - Stoke City
     
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  22. SugarShaun

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    Made me want to look at stats for worst rating for regular players. It was DMs.

    Stats are goals/assists/clean sheets (if a defender, DM or GK)/rating

    Dortmund - Pereira 1/1/5/6.1 (benched Florenzi was 2/1/3/6.0)
    Brighton - Bernardeschi 1/0/6.4
    Colorado - Alves 8/6.0 (benched Illaramendi was 0/3/4/5.8)
    Everton - Schneiderlin 0/0/10/6.0
    Barcelona - Verratti 0/1/5/6.5
    Bayern - Keïta 1/1/14/6.3
    St. Pauli - Weigl 0/0/6/5.8
    Hamburg - Srna 0/0/7/5.8
    Juventus - Bakayoko 1/1/10/6.3
    Leeds United - Khedira 0/0/11/6.2
    Liverpool - Hamšik 0/1/11/6.2
    Manchester City - Modeste 5/3/6.4 (For starters Roberto 0/0/11/6.6)
    Milan - Gueye 0/1/5/5.8
    PSG - N'Zonzi 2/1/9/6.2
    Real Madrid - Krychowiak 1/2/14/6.6
    Bremen - Sommer 3/5.6
    Southampton - Garay 0/1/6/6.2
    SM Caen - Casemiro 3/0/3/5.6
    Stoke City - Criscito 0/0/7/5.9 (Pjanić was tied with Butland, Čech and Carvajal at 6.0)
    Spurs - Walker 0/0/8/6.0
     
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  23. SugarShaun

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    Best player for each club

    Dortmund - Benzema 13/4/6.8
    Brighton - Rakitić 12/5/6.8
    Colorado - Lacazette 9/3/6.5
    Everton - Aubameyang 14/10/6.9
    Barcelona - Cavani 20/7/7.4
    Bayern - Falcao 8/3/6.9
    St. Pauli - Morata 10/6/6.5
    Hamburg - Belotti 5/2/6.3
    Juventus - Gameiro 8/3/7.0 (22 appearances)
    Leeds United - Ronaldo 10/3/6.7
    Liverpool - Suárez 13/4/7.1 (26 appearances)
    Manchester City - Costa 20/5/7.4
    Milan - Jovetić 7/4/6.4
    PSG - Reus 15/5/7.0
    Real Madrid - Vázquez 21/10/7.4
    Bremen - Griezmann 7/1/6.5
    Southampton - Ibrahimović 15/5/6.9
    SM Caen - Robben 4/4/6.5
    Stoke City - Müller 9/6/6.6
    Spurs - Lewandowski 10/6/7.0
     
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  24. SugarShaun

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    1st round picks

    Ronaldo 10/3/6.7
    Messi 15/7/7.2
    Neymar 13/3/6.3
    Lewandowski 10/6/7.0
    Ibrahimović 15/5/6.9
    Suárez 13/4/7.1 (26 appearances)
    Bale 4/2/6.5
    Hazard 10/7/6.3
    Dybala 14/2/6.4
    Griezmann 7/1/6.5
    Aubameyang 14/10/6.9
    Pogba 1/0/5.8
    Alexis 11/3/6.4
    Cavani 20/7/7.4
    De Bruyne 3/4/6.8
    Modrić 1/1/6.0
    Özil 7/8/6.5
    Kane 6/4/6.7
    Kroos 7/3/6.5
    Agüero 8/6/6.7


    First time since I've taken part that Messi wasn't trash and he was still the 3rd best attacker on his team.

    Pogba woof
     
  25. SugarShaun

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    And the best pick of the draft is pretty easy.

    2nd pick of the 11th round, for his last starter Nexus took the best player in the world Lucas Vázquez
     
  26. nexus

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    [​IMG]
     
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  27. DelapThrows

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    Seriously... just went back and checked.

    Pjanic was 1/8 on penalties.

    The worst career penalty taker in EPL history hit 50%. The worst. Pjanic is the worst of the worst. Warning to whoever drafts him next go 'round.
     
  28. ChileanNole

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    What's the final table?
     
  29. SugarShaun

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    Ask Brox. I don't have a pic. I'll try to get one tonight. It won't let you save after the final match so have it saved before Colorado beat Milan 1-0. Tried resimming that match last night to get a pic of the table and I shit you not in 10 tries I couldn't get a single Colorado victory

    You finished 9th I believe since you lost and both PSG and Southampton won.
     
  30. tne

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    choked down the stretch but ended p strong

    Miracle that Reus stayed healthy for almost the entire season

    fuck off N'Zonzi
     
  31. SugarShaun

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  32. SugarShaun

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    FA Cup Final

     
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  33. SugarShaun

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    1-0 Barcelona at half
     
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  34. SugarShaun

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    Alaba plays a pass into his own box that gets away from Godin. Di Maria pokes it lose then equalizes late
     
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  35. SugarShaun

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    Heading to ET
     
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  36. SugarShaun

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    Azpilicueta loses Alaba on a late run into the box and he heads home a cross in the 114th.

    Real pushes up and then Cavani finds a wide open Bellarabi at the back post for 3-1
     
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  37. SugarShaun

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    :roll:

    FIFA named Niang the player of the tournament for Watford.

    I give it to Cavani and his 7 goals and 2 assists in 6 matches
     
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  38. Bankz

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    Hell Yes!!!! I didn't finish dead last. Mission accomplished.

    Next year I would like to finish mid table.
     
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  39. SugarShaun

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    You closed pretty well and had a chance to get out of the relegation zone with 3-4 matches left.

    You went too young this year since it is just a 1 year sim. Think the experience will help for next year but as you see sometimes FIFA just will FIFA. Pogba sucks, Messi normally sucks, Vázquez is the best in the world
     
  40. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    :tebow: and Casemiro belongs in the third tier of Scottish football
     
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  41. SugarShaun

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    Yeah until looking at the stats at the end I couldn't figure out why your team was doing so poorly. Pogba and Casemiro were just awful
     
  42. Bankz

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    I always tend to go young on fantasy drafts. I'll definitely adjust if or when we do this again.
     
  43. SugarShaun

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    Normally once a year. Typically around this time of year.

    Someone will volunteer to run the draft and someone will volunteer to run the actual sim.

    I know Delap has run it before.
    This was my 2nd time and I'd probably offer to do it again in the future, maybe even next time. Last year was a gigantic mess and I don't want to see that happen again
     
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  44. SugarShaun

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  45. SugarShaun

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    After being 0-0 at half and Brighton having a significant advantage in both possession and shots, Real dominates in the 2nd half and wins 4-0
     
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  46. SugarShaun

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    Vázquez named player of the tournament.

    Reus wins the golden boot
    Neuer wins the golden gloves
     
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  47. Topper Bottoms

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    I turned it on, saw Musa being put on for Kane and I laughed
     
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  48. tne

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    Reusssssssss
     
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  49. prerecordedlive

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    :blessed: Got back to my 0 GD

    :resolve: Missed Europa by 1 point

    :smugdog: Still had a good time. Thanks, Shaun.
     
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