TMB Fantasy Season 2018: Where Madrid’s Top Import is Silverware and Export is Cuntiness

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  1. SugarShaun

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    POTY - Ronaldo - Barcelona
    YPOTY - Sané - PSG
    Golden Boot - Ronaldo - Barcelona
    Golden Gloves - Neuer - Real Madrid
     
  2. SugarShaun

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    When I get around to cropping all of them, I’ll post albums with the ratings of every club and the table
     
  3. nexus

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    6 players on TOTS but not Higuain?
     
  4. DelapThrows

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    Shaun, you should make your own TOTS like I used to. Way more fun than letting FIFA decide.
     
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  5. SugarShaun

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    Yeah I typically do. Wanted to list what the game said and then dive into the numbers
     
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  6. Popovio

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    So god damn close.
     
  7. SugarShaun

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    YPOTY between Baldé Diao and Sané was impossible
     
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  8. DelapThrows

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    The choice is obvious.
     
  9. SugarShaun

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    Sané: 41 games played, 12 goals, 9 assists, 6.9 rating

    Baldé Diao: 36 games played, 11 goals, 6 assists, 7.0 rating

    I went with the higher goal/assist numbers even though he played more but had slightly higher g+a/game
     
  10. SugarShaun

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    Diving into the numbers and will plan to run UCL final at 11AM ET.
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    While it’s running I’ll probably crop, host and post the club photos for everyone and post my own TOTS
     
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  12. SugarShaun

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    Real Madrid wearing their home whites and Barcelona wearing their blaugrana
     
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  13. SugarShaun

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    Barcelona strike first. Alvaro Morata in the 21st jumps on the rebound of a deflected shot right around the spot

    1-0 Barcelona
     
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  14. SugarShaun

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    What a strike from Benzema. Finds the top corner from outside the box in the 29th

    1-1
     
  15. SugarShaun

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    Higuaín puts Real up 2-1 in the 34th. After dominating for around 25 minutes Barca falling apart
     
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    Start of 2nd half and Real leads 2-1
     
  17. SugarShaun

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    Morata levels it with his 2nd, a beautiful curling strike into the top corner from 20 yards out in the 58th

    2-2
     
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  18. SugarShaun

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    Cuadrado on for Bernardo in the 63rd
     
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  20. SugarShaun

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    Last 5 minutes plus injury time. Can someone find a winner or do we see ET
     
  21. SugarShaun

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    We are headed to extra time
     
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  23. SugarShaun

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    Higuaín with a looping header from a corner puts Real up 3-2 in the 93rd
     
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    Modrić makes it 4-2 in the 97th with a first time curling shot from outside the box
     
  25. SugarShaun

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    Goodness. Perišić makes is 5-2
     
  26. SugarShaun

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    Fernandinho gets in on the fun 6-2.
     
  27. SugarShaun

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    Quite simply, this is the greatest team in TSB Sim history.
     
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    best finish ever for me.
     
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  29. clemsontyger04

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    Barca just gave up in ET
     
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  30. SugarShaun

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    TSB 2018 TOTS

    GK - Manuel Neuer - Real Madrid
    D - Leonardo Bonucci - Barcelona
    D - Thiago Silva - Real Madrid
    D - Antonio Rüdiger - Malmö
    Wing - Ivan Perišić - Real Madrid
    Mid - Javier Pastore - Real Madrid
    Mid - Jean Michaël Seri - Barcelona
    Wing - Marco Reus - Young Boys
    Attacker - Karim Benzema - Real Madrid
    Attacker - Gonzalo Higuaín - Real Madrid
    Attacker - Christiano Ronaldo - Barcelona



    Bench:
    GK - Gianluigi Buffon - Barcelona
    D - Felipe - Malmö
    D - David Alaba - Barcelona
    Mid - Dmitri Payet - Manchester City
    Wing - Mohamed Salah - Fiorentina
    Wing - Leroy Sané - PSG
    Attacker - Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - Milan

    Reserves:
    GK - Samir Handanovic - Malmö
    D - Juan Bernat - Real Madrid
    Mid - Kevin De Bruyne - Malmö
    Wing - Keïta Baldé Diao - Malmö
    Attacker - Luiz Suárez - Liverpool
     
  31. SugarShaun

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    Higuaín gets his hat trick then a 4th. 8-2
     
  32. SugarShaun

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    Ref mercifully blows the whistle for the final.

    Real Madrid 8-2 Barcelona
    10’ Morata
    29’ Benzema
    33’ Higuaín
    58’ Morata
    93’ Higuaín
    97’ Modrić
    100’ Perišić
    102’ Fernandinho
    117’ Higuaín
    119’ Higuaín
     
  33. SugarShaun

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    Golden Ball to Higuaín
    Golden Boot to Morata
    Golden Gloves to Neuer
     
  34. DelapThrows

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    2nd best finish for me ever... but probably more satisfying as my whole team was great.
     
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  35. SugarShaun

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  36. SugarShaun

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    Another year passes where the Werder Bremen faithful demand more from their manager



    Rumors he may be on his way out and will be managing a new side come next sim
     
  37. prerecordedlive

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    :roll: that extra time beatdown. Good lord.
     
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  38. SugarShaun

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  39. SugarShaun

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  40. SugarShaun

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    Final stats there if anyone wants to see how their guys performed
     
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  41. prerecordedlive

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    De Gea 40 apps 12 clean sheets
    Akinfeev 1 app 0 clean sheets
    Lecomte 1 app 0 clean sheets

    Sanchez and Callejon 42 apps 13 clean sheets

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Who played keeper for that extra clean sheet? :laugh:
     
  42. SugarShaun

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    I believe that must mean that you kept a clean sheet in the match that 1 of your keepers was hurt and subbed out so they don’t give it to either keeper

    Same thing happened with Barcelona, some players had 18 clean sheets but keeper had 17 (and cost him the golden gloves)
     
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    I like to imagine FIFA ignored a perfectly capable keeper on the bench and shifted things around to make Alexis play keeper.
     
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  44. SugarShaun

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    Performance of 1st round picks in order. Last column is where they rank on their club for match rating

    Bayern - Messi - 42 App, 8G, 6A, 6.4 (7)
    Barcelona - Ronaldo - 42 App, 28G, 6A, 7.4 (1)
    Real Sociedad - Kane - 42 App, 12G, 2A, 6.6 (4)
    Leeds United - Neymar - 28 App, 7G, 3A, 6.6 (5)
    Juventus - Hazard - 42 App, 11G, 8A, 6.6 (3)
    De Bruyne - 41 App, 3G, 8A, 6.8 (5)
    Suárez - 42 App, 13G, 6A, 6.9 (1)
    Kaizer Chiefs - Dybala - 42 App, 12G, 1A, 6.6 (6)
    Ajax - Lewandowski - 35 App, 14G, 2A, 6.8 (1)
    Manchester City - Agüero - 42 App, 9G, 6A, 6.7 (2)
    Milan - Aubameyang - 42 App, 16G, 8A, 6.9 (1)
    Young Boys - Griezmann - 42 App, 7G, 3A, 6.5 (7)
    Atlanta United - Mbappé - 42 App, 4G, 7A, 6.4 (6)
    Fiorentina - Salah - 42 App, 11G, 8A, 6.8 (5)
    Real Oviedo - Kroos - 37 App, 1G, 1A, 7CS, 5.8 (20)
    Frankfurt - Alexis - 42 App, 10G, 1A, 6.4 (6)
    Brøndby - James - 42 App, 13G, 3A, 6.3 (6)
    PSG - Özil - 42 App, 3G, 2A, 6.1 (13)
    Bremen - Cavani - 31 App, 5G, 0A, 6.3 (4)
    Everton - Lukaku - 42 App, 9G, 7A, 6.6 (1)
    Brighton - Eriksen - 42 App, 2G, 4A, 5.8 (15)
    Real Madrid - Modrić - 42 App, 4G, 7A, 6.9 (9)
     
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  45. SugarShaun

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    Kroos looks to be the worst pick of the draft with Eriksen and Özil as competition.

    Best pick is probably between:
    Real Madrid - Round 10 Pick 1 (199) - Benzema - 42 App, 14G, 6A, 7.2 (3)

    Manchester City - Round 11 Pick 10 (230) - Payet - 42 App 11G, 7A, 6.6 (4)

    Real Madrid - Round 11 Pick 22 (242) - Bernat - 39 App, 1G, 1A, 17CS, 6.9 (10)
     
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  46. Bankz

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    SugarShaun thanks for being our commish. Much love as this isn't easy
     
  47. prerecordedlive

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    Thanks for condemning me to midtable, SugarShaun. I had a... time.
     
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  48. SugarShaun

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    Hello, I’m leaving for Europe tomorrow and will be back Friday 3/22.
    Wanted to wait until I was back so we don’t have a delay but who’s in for this year?

    Posted in the draft thread too because I just want to make sure people see it