TMB made the Message Board Geniuses Twitter account

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  1. DeToxRox

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    The Husk brand remains stronger than ever on the far reaches of the internet.
     
  2. Tiffin

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  3. DeToxRox

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    I do worry that our highbrow brand of humor may not translate well to the Twitter space.
     
  4. Randy Dangus

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  5. DeToxRox

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  6. Boo MFer!

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    Hopefully they notice that user Bo Pelinis liked the post.
     
  7. cdaysker

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    This is undoubtedly going to be the high point of our football season
     
  8. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    I want to know how the board came to that account’s attention.
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    I stand by my like
     
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  10. racer

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    The Scott frost thread is a guest view juggernaut
     
  11. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    The cream pie addition was a nice touch
     
  12. Corch

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    That's very brave of you
     
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  13. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  14. Bo Pelinis

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    Everything in that thread is a reference back to something else and that is a reference to pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ's mother/father using it that way about the husks.
     
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  15. Bo Pelinis

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    That post is from the husk team thread so somebody is browsing
     
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  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yep. Ol dad$krt has a real way with words. He called people douchebags all the time thinking it just meant something innocuous like knucklehead or something.

    Has been talking about Huskers "creampie-ing" opponents as long as I can remember, and I'm p sure he has a vision of Nebraska splattering a boston cream pie in their opponent's face. I still don't have the heart to tell him.
     
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  17. Redav

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    Lol your dad just goes around using creampie? :laugh:
     
  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    This is a huge honor. Right?
     
  19. DeToxRox

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    Better let @MessageBoardGeniusesExposed know
     
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  20. DeToxRox

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    No one tweeted about that fucking owl
     
  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah like everywhere.

    My dad's earnest AF small town Huskerness is the portrait I try to artistically represent on message boards.
     
  22. TC

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    South Carolina will dominate all opponents by 50 points or more this season!!! Mark it down!!!
     
  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Boy it"s not everyday you get a glimpse at what your super deep cut internet inside jokes look like out in the open
     
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  24. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I thought you were a Buttgers fan until right now
     
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  25. 2

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    @guests get vaccinated
     
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  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I can't handle this much flattery in a single morning
     
  27. NCHusker

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    It's especially funny that one of your posts made a public Twitter page since there's usually 3 or 4 references to obscure tmb Husk lore per post
     
  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It must seem so, so goddamn odd to observers. Complete psychobabble.
     
  29. Bo Pelinis

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    Bring that corpse back to Lincoln!
     
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  30. Upton^2

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    Message board geniuses?

     
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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'd like to thank user Llama for bringing us "Scoot Farts" which still kills me like the first tim
     
  32. Bo Pelinis

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    Haven’t seen that camelid around these parts in some time come to think about it
     
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  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Just thinkin that too.

    Llama bah loudly if you're in a Venezuelan prison camp
     
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  34. Shiggityshwo

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    you guys really are the kings of low brow nicknames

    sex fuckhead will never fail to get me
     
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  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    The lowest and best of brows. Like a brow right over one's bungus
     
  36. Bo Pelinis

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  37. dump

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    they had to adjust since their AD has been in shambles for two decades
     
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  38. $P1

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    Can't wait to do some creampie'ing in Lincoln
     
  39. DollarBillHokie

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    In preparation, I suggest you check out the thread “Thick Bitches” to ensure you aren’t surprised when you arrive.
     
  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Since the topic of my noble father came up, another of my earliest, favorite gbrisms of his is that he can't remember player names for shit, but that never stops him from goin for it. "Dan Winstrom" is the earliest one I can recall for Grant Wistrom
     
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  41. TC

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  42. Butthead

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    Oh dear god

     
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  43. racer

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    Was really hoping we made it again with the bump
     
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  44. racer

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  45. TC

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    Somebody go through a brief institutional history of FSU with him
     
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  46. ned's head

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    Women's soccer and softball are the only things that kept me alive during the last 5 years
     
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  47. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this is literally the argument some had in the “liberals running sports” thread I’d tag him but I’m not up to it
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

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    I’d bet that tweet is coming from dog food brained-poster, ned's head.
     
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  49. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    We're a FOOTBALL school and if we're serious about, I don't see what's stopping us from sailing across the Atlantic and forcibly capturing the best athletic talent we can find in West Africa

    -FSU fans, definitely
     
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