TMB Poker Club- $10 tourney starting every night at 8:00 central- register now!

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  1. bertwing

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    No I’m high and the computer is almost dead and the charger is in the other room
     
  2. GunBuns

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    fine, cancelled. Glad I got out of my terrible streak
     
  3. Shiggityshwo

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    guys I'm ready to love again, if only for one night
     
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  4. Barves2125

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    What time we doing tonight? I have plenty of beer this time and I'm feeling especially annoying. Please tell me what time despite that last sentence.
     
  5. Shiggityshwo

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    18 minutes
     
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  6. Shiggityshwo

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    chug chug chug
     
  7. bertwing

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    Read the thread title, boner
     
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  8. Barves2125

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    You've seen how bad I am at poker. You think I can read, you hillbilly fuck?
     
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  9. Shiggityshwo

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    just staring at that enrolled number, willing it to rise
     
  10. GunBuns

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    Starting 10:50/9:50 for a turbo game(pretty fast but not insane like hyper), please join. I'm bored.
     
  11. Shiggityshwo

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    get the feeling it's not gonna happen
     
  12. GunBuns

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    thought this would be over quicker, we'll see. Not optimistic
     
  13. poor paul

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  14. blind dog

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    I'm in to lose another normal paced game
     
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  15. bertwing

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    Set one up and I’ll play. blind dog is in too

    maybe we can sweet talk paul and Barves2125
     
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  16. GunBuns

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    Bert has no idea what an algorithm even is, what we wanna do.

    Anyone interested besides me, paul, shiggy, blinddog, maybe bert?
     
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  17. bertwing

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  18. Shiggityshwo

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    bert thinks he has algorithm because he adds subtle superfluous movements to his electric slide'n
     
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  19. poor paul

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    I will play again, either normal speed or the turbo we did last night.
     
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  20. bertwing

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    GunBuns that’s for tomorrow you big dumb bitch
     
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  21. GunBuns

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    I'm trying to figure this out, fucking hang with me
     
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  22. bertwing

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    It might take GunBuns all night to figure out time zones we better just do it
     
  23. bertwing

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    I did a tourney starting in 15 mins with 3k chips because you can’t change that, turbo speed though so that’ll increase the blinds at 10 mins rather than 15
     
  24. GunBuns

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    I literally only had 1 tourney available and it was tomorrow so yeah, I'm an idiotic drunkard but blaming pokerstars
     
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  25. poor paul

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    What’s the buy in?
     
  26. bertwing

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    Yeah software is super weird. It only allows me to set up two per day

    on a side note I’m up to 2.5 million chips so I’m kinda a big deal
     
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  27. bertwing

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    $10
     
  28. poor paul

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    Ok I been sober all week and seen y’all playing for $25’or so.
     
  29. poor paul

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    Does this include your kick backs?
     
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  30. bertwing

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    We did that once and then did a $30 I think that was really just meant to be heads up with me and gunners and swerlin joined bc he won a bigger tourney earlier that night
     
  31. bertwing

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    All winnings babe :cool:
     
  32. bertwing

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    Wonder if I can turn in a million chips for a PokerStars tshirt or something
     
  33. GunBuns

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    We did a hyper $25 and hyper is fucking crazy, bert won. Tourney was maybe 25 minutes at the most
    Think it was $10 next and no idea who won, maybe swerlin
    Was mad and offered to play bert for $50 headsup or a $30 tourney if anyone else wanted in and swerlin got in and won
     
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  34. GunBuns

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    I'll play bert for a decent amount of money headsup at some point
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Get in there Barves2125 you know you want a piece of the champ
     
  36. poor paul

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  37. poor paul

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    Y’all still playing but I want to get one more in, even if it’s just 2-3 for some more.
     
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  38. DUCKMOUTH

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    Yo. Late game?
     
  39. poor paul

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    bertwing

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    let’s do something late even if it’s a $20-25 game
     
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  40. bertwing

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    I’m down even though I’ve got an 8am tee time
     
  41. GunBuns

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    quite drunk and awake. if bert is down then I am

    bertwing
     
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  42. DUCKMOUTH

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    I can start in like 10
     
  43. bertwing

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    We’ve got one finishing up so would need like 30 mins
     
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  44. poor paul

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    Start one and let’s play for 15 or $20 and whoever wants to go I will be in.
     
  45. DUCKMOUTH

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    hurry that shit up. Just go all in
     
  46. poor paul

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    Have you heard of adderall?
     
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  47. DUCKMOUTH

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    Wife’s aggravating me and I’m chain smoking heaters between bowls and just poured another bourbon. Might as well play
     
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  48. GunBuns

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    set 1 up for 12:15, get in.
     
  49. DUCKMOUTH

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    I say at least 20 to 25 buy in
     
  50. poor paul

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    Done should I send $10 or $25