TMB Poker Club- come watch TMB suck-out queen Gunners

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  1. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I want to believe this. I do.
     
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  2. poor paul

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    Yes
     
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  3. blind dog

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    Hey Gunners you fucking piece of shit come play
     
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  4. LickerMan

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    Just so you guys know I fking hate you!
    J/k love you all!!!
     
  5. LickerMan

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    I’m listening to 10,000 maniacs by an open fire so I can’t lose here.
     
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  6. bertwing

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    You know who’s a bitch? Gunners


    We missed you fathead
     
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  7. Gunners

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    Sorry boys, the liquor won again
     
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  8. LickerMan

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    Did I pay for all games I played?
     
  9. blind dog

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  10. LickerMan

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    I feel like I owe $20.
     
  11. bertwing

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    You do
     
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  12. blind dog

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    I feel like I’m owed $200
     
  13. bertwing

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    You do give fantastic blowies
     
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  14. poor paul

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    If I owe for a game just charge me

    also I start my new job in 3 days so let’s get a game tonight LickerMan Gunners bertwing blind dog
     
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  15. blind dog

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    I just started a 9pm
     
  16. blind dog

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    3k chips, turbo, no breaks, results checked (Even tho it hasn’t been working lately)

    holy shit I’m a genius
     
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  17. Gunners

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    I’m skeptical
     
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  18. Gunners

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  19. bertwing

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    We just played 4 so you’re good

    I just woke up from a deep nap and still groggy af
     
  20. Gunners

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    who takes naps at this hour, you Arkansas boys are wild.

    I'll play till at least midnight eastern
     
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  21. blind dog

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    bert is a vagina real people don’t take naps this late

    he passed tf out and just woke up imo
     
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  22. blind dog

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    Next game 10pm
     
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  23. poor paul

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    Hey I won again
     
  24. poor paul

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    I fucking love LickerMan so much. He is a good human.
     
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  25. poor paul

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  26. bertwing

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    I woke up this morning after getting drunk last night and played golf. It was cold, windy, and I drank a fuckload of whiskey and beer out on the course. I came home to a warm couch and just died for 4 solid hours. I think I’m hungover at 9:45pm but I’ll play the 10pm game
     
  27. poor paul

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  28. bertwing

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    In there babe
     
  29. blind dog

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    He really is. I win some bullshit all in I laugh. You post odds that are supposed to prove it wasn’t lucky. Bert and gunny say fuck you. Licker apologizes
     
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  30. poor paul

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    I’ve won odds I’m not supposed to.

    I know LickerMan is a good man though.
     
  31. Gunners

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    For the record, I was not bitching about losing last game. Only poorpaul's made up odds.
     
  32. poor paul

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    Pokerstars odds actually
     
  33. fish

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    What's the buy-in these days?
     
  34. Gunners

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    Pokerstars has a drunk blinddog posting odds it seems
     
  35. Gunners

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    most are 20
     
  36. poor paul

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    I will send you the $ if necessary.
     
  37. Gunners

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    i have no idea what you are talking about
     
  38. Gunners

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  39. bertwing

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    Don’t worry he sucked out extremely hard the next game twice to make up for any whining he did in game 1

    classic guns
     
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  40. Gunners

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    you would have only had like 1/3 of my chips if you won that hand, it was a suckout.

    I don't care anymore, good poker doesn't win on pokerstars. Be drunk, be bold, go allin with the worst hand, and pokerstars will reward you.
     
  41. blind dog

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    All this suck out talk makes me hot
     
  42. bertwing

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    I had 3800 in chips, you had 8200. Stop lying
     
  43. Gunners

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    1 more and maybe bert can spare some dignity this fine night, what a loser :roll:
     
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  44. blind dog

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    Are quad nines considered a good hand?
     
  45. bertwing

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    Quads heads up against top pair is not ideal
     
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  46. bertwing

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    Not everyone has your sucking ability but I’m trying!
     
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  47. Gunners

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    80'0 me last game

    really was 40/40 me and kinghill so we can play again,

    Tomorrow is gonna suck, thankfully I'm a good human that wears a mask and nobody can smell my liquor breath
     
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  48. kinghill

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    I have to work at 9am but work from home and already wrote up a few emails, scheduled to send out between 8-9am.

    I'm sleepin till at least 10. :cool:
     
  49. blind dog

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    I’m going to stay up all night smoking meth bc I’m from Arkansas