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  1. Gunners

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    you had guests and were supposed to behave
     
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  2. blind dog

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    Oh shit did fatwing hit up slim chickens ?
     
  3. bertwing

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    Goddamn right
     
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  4. blind dog

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    lmao how did anyone expect this to end ??
     
  5. Gunners

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    my venmo froze, tried paying fish but not sure it went through. He's a jerk, I'll pay him tomorrow after I check.
     
  6. blind dog

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    how did i drive off eveyrone? we done? sorry for ruining your blank panther party
     
  7. fish

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    I got it.
     
  8. Gunners

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    lol sensitive sally
     
  9. bertwing

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    “Froze”

    yeah sure. Don’t fall for it boys
     
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  10. fish

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    It went through.
     
  11. Gunners

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  12. Gunners

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  13. Nizz

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    game going?
     
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  14. bertwing

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    shhhh just let me harass thicc boi gunny
     
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  15. Barves2125

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    I was not of this Earth last night. Tide was womping erryone.
     
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  16. fish

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    Longshot... but anyone wanna run?
     
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  17. blind dog

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    buddy you just caught a fish
     
  18. fish

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    And I'll kick you back into the water like a dink.
     
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  19. blind dog

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  20. Gunners

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    I’m finally healthy but can’t tonight
     
  21. blind dog

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    then why reply? Man you are the worst
     
  22. Gunners

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    To piss you off mostly
     
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  23. fish

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    Serious reply, glad you are feeling better bud.
     
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  24. poor paul

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    Not for me tonight, gotta be at the office early.
     
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  25. bertwing

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    bd doesn’t recruit very well!
     
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  26. Gunners

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    It’s Tuesday, go have a 3 way
     
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  27. blind dog

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    I just made you a shit ton of money on slaw and butler

    quit being a baby and start a game
     
  28. bertwing

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    10:35. Only game I’m playing
     
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  29. fish

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    I hate short handed games but I've been drinking and started this movement. Does anyone want my 20 dollars?
     
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  30. fish

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  31. bertwing

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  32. fish

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  33. fish

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    bertwing Just got slapped in the face with the deck. Congrats, dude!
     
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  34. blind dog

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    what time is next game?
     
  35. fish

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    You want to play that juggernaut again? Psycho!
     
  36. bertwing

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    glad you spelled deck correctly!
     
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  37. bertwing

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    I really hate you bd

    I will play one last one so you can get your money back
     
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  38. blind dog

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    final game under 10
     
  39. blind dog

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    devine was by far the most pathetic human being i had ever met until you. you are disgusting
     
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  40. fish

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    It boils down to surviving a BD jam in order to win.. right? RIGHT!
     
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  41. fish

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    I feel like devine would be sneaky good at poker. It's clear the dude is shady by all accounts.
     
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  42. blind dog

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    lmao my god you have no idea how unintentionally funny this is
     
  43. fish

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    or do I?
     
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  44. blind dog

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    bertwing is out, quick af h2h or sleep?
     
  45. hudson

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    Hello everyone, not sure if you’d be able to help me. I’ve decided that I’m gonna start playing regularly at the local poker rooms. I’ve only ever played online and home games. I used to have a friend who would go to the tables, but he threw clubs like a child on the golf course so I ended the friendship.

    I only work 3 days a week so I thought I’d start to devote At least one day a week to playing in person at the tables…you know assuming I can break even or don’t lose my bankroll that I’ve allocated for it. Just curious if anyone also plays live in a poker rooms and have any suggestions or tips to get started.
     
  46. bertwing

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    I play live fairly often, at least once or twice a month with a fairly large group of friends. Haven’t gone to casinos much since Covid because of all the non vaxxed meth heads blowing cigarette smoke all over the place.


    with regards to playing style… imo it depends on if you’re going to the same casino or not. If so, you’re gonna need to switch it up a bit with aggressiveness or playing tight/premium hands. There’s a lot of regulars and people that play together.

    Not sure what kind of bankroll you’re working with… but set yourself a limit the first few times you go until you get a feel for live poker. If playing 1-2 NLH or 2-5, I’d just stick with a couple hundred until you get a feel for it. Pay attention to when you’re in the kinda, don’t fold out of turn, don’t act too quickly and don’t talk with anyone. Don’t get greedy and try to go for huge paydays. You get up a few hundred, see a couple more rounds of blinds to see if you get a premium hand and then walk away and go grab a beer and a steak and go home.

    For tournaments it depends on the tourney and blind structure. If there’s re-buys and all that shit.

    Most important advice: don’t get absolutely shit-hammered like blind dog and piss yourself and get kicked out
     
  47. hudson

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    I’m not sure what kind of tables they’ll usually have, but was thinking I’d generally like to play a 1/2 cash games, with the intent to play all day but have the option to cut if I want too. Play style Im usually more of a trapper than pusher. I have rules for hands I’ll play, and don’t usually deviate and try always to get the thought out of my mind, if I had just played that hand etc. I wish i had a regular card night with friends but it’s usually a once a quarter thing. I don’t usually lose at the gone game, but know I’m most likely going to for a time.

    also I don’t drink anymore so don’t need to worry about that .
     
  48. fish

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    Wear an N95 mask.
     
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  49. hudson

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    Yeah those don’t Work for me.
     
  50. blind dog

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    A) I did not piss myself
    B) I did not get kicked out (I was never allowed in)
     
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