TMB sponsors children's soccer jerseys

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by poor paul, Feb 22, 2021.

  1. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    I mean I will donate if can guarantee there's a #69 Homo jersey.
     
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  2. Gunners

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    If you need extra money, I’m in
     
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  3. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Well-Known Member
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    x2
     
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  4. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    I think we still need $40.
     
  5. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu
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    I want to see these kids play the kids of The Free Speech Forum

    Actually jk, those kids most likely have measles
     
  6. bigCUM

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    I'm in for 10 or 20.
     
  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    El Tiburon how much you need left? Pm me your venmo
     
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  8. RockHardJawn39

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    I'm on the wait list. Get in line, pal
     
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  9. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Looks like I’ll have to make my kid guest play a game so he can get a jersey
     
  10. El Tiburon

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    Gentlemen, it’s official. We hit the $350 goal and while TMB may not yet own an island it is now the official sponsor of an under-10 boys’ rec soccer team!

    After consulting with the appropriate authorities, we have decided to simply print the name T-MB on the backs of the shirts so as not to draw scrutiny from the Karens of the world. Once we get the jerseys I will snap a pic and post it here. Since we all have ownership I will also use this thread for season updates on how well the Fighting El Tiburon’s are faring.
     
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  11. bigred77

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  12. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    A couple of updates already. I don’t get to pick the colors. All teams rock black shorts, so the differences are the jerseys and socks. Unfortunately, we got assigned lime green kits, which IMO are in the bottom third of color combos for the league. Also, our assigned team name is Arsenal.

    This is my 5th season coaching in this particular league, and it’s the first time I caught some very fortunate breaks with the roster. As a group, it’s the best collection of talent I’ve ever had from top to bottom. First time I have ever had a group that didn’t have any beginners on it, and in 7v7 rec soccer that’s a huge advantage because when you have a really inexperienced player on the field who is required to play at least 50% of the game it absolutely kills your momentum.
     
  13. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  14. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Also El Tiburon Mrs. Jigga wants you to know she has nothing to do with the team or color assignments
     
  15. El Tiburon

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    Haha I know. That’s random. It’s the first year I got a bad color. She’s been a blessing for my team!
     
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  16. TC

    TC It’s a lawless nation for the flamingo
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    Looking forward to following the lads this season
     
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  17. El Tiburon

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    Just got an update from the league regarding sponsorship status for teams. It’s happening, boys!

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  18. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  19. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Too bad we aren’t Bayern, could knock off the T-MoBile logo

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  20. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    FC Barcelona with that Hass Plastic Surgery money

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  21. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Uniforms being picked up tonight. Pics incoming
     
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  22. El Tiburon

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    I’m heading over there after work.
     
  23. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    You may be delayed until someone is able to get a picture. Sorry.
     
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  24. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  25. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Lmao that’s amazing
     
  26. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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  27. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
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    Money. Well. Spent.
     
  28. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    I would have spent double if I could have gotten a #1212.
     
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  29. El Tiburon

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  30. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    I hate that it always turns the pic sideways
     
  31. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    User error
     
  32. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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    There’s nothing uglier than youth soccer jerseys, I love them
     
  33. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Thank you to everyone who helped with this the league very much appreciates the help.

    In unrelated news my sons travel team won the league title yesterday in PKs with him having the winning kick
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  34. TC

    TC It’s a lawless nation for the flamingo
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    When do we get to call a play
     
  35. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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    Run The Annexation of Puerto Rico
     
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  36. El Tiburon

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    I got him to model it for the board :laugh:

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  37. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    Is that the kid that stole a bunch of money?
     
  38. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Let’s focus on the positive here!


    (Yes)
     
  39. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    I like your blinds, that’s a positive.
     
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  40. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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    Does the league make every team use the score brand?

    I’d be willing to put some money down to get y’all in Nike, adidas, or puma kits next season
     
  41. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Yeah, the league handles all of the uniform stuff. They use the Score brand only for rec. They buy Nike kits for the all-star and travel programs.
     
  42. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
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    The real question is how much do we have to raise to be on the front of the kits next season?
     
  43. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    That orthodontics group has it on lock. Their name is all over front of every team uniform and they have flags all around the field. It's where my kids get their orthodontic work and they have a license to print money there. If I knew then what I know now I would have gone to dental school.
     
  44. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    That’s Ethan Fisher.
     
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  45. Line 4 Man

    Line 4 Man I still ski on the weekends.
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    Why do you have a bushel of limes in ur living room?
     
  46. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Women
     
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  47. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
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    A man can dream.
     
  48. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Yes. And also I run through limes at a rapid pace. Almost every Cuban dish I cook includes lime in some capacity.
     
  49. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    If I’ve learned anything in life it’s that dentists are low key rich as fuck.
     
  50. Paddy Murphy

    Paddy Murphy Well-Known Member
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    Kits are better than I was expecting.

    T-MB could probably sponsor an away kit for additional naming rights and a brand partnership for halftime snacks.