TMB Weightlifting Thread: Learn to Swim

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't know why I picked a program with Squat sets of 10.

    They suck
     
  2. Nole0515

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    to increase push up total do push ups. I started being able to do 20 and got up to 100 straight with out stopping. by just trying to increase a little bit each time 3x a week
     
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  3. hensleya

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    Thankfully we have a water back-up/sump pump rider on our homeowner's policy that should take care of all this.
     
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  4. Capstone 88

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    This is very broad advice since I don’t know anything about your training, injury history, etc, but most everyone can handle 2x frequency. Your upper body can handle a ton of volume so maybe each day do a main lift then a supplementary then plenty of accessories

    Ex:
    Day 1 - Bench 5/3/1, Close Grip for some volume, then pound your triceps and upper back.

    Day 2 - Incline Bench 5/3/1, flat DB bench for volume, then more triceps/shoulders/back
     
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  5. Why?Pokes

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    Plus Juan. Also it helps to vary the type of pushups. Do standard, wide, narrow, olympics, etc...then move onto one-handers, clappers, etc...as you get better at them.
     
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  6. Capstone 88

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    USPA has pulled out from the US Open and banned Gracie V from hosting meets and being a ref because of her being a generally shitty human. Steve Dennison da gawd
     
  7. hensleya

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    Cliffs?
     
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  8. HOOSINSC

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    i would also like cliffs
     
  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Oh yeah?
     
  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Reddit tells me this Gracie person responded to a competitor via email in this manor..




    Gracie was hosting a USPA sanctioned meet and they pulled thier sanctioning
     
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  11. Capstone 88

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    So this girl in the above email misunderstood the qualifications and emailed Gracie asking for an invite. Instead of ignoring the email or responding in a nice way like a fucking adult should, Gracie goes full Gracie and is a huge cunt about it. Girl posts email and it blows up. Steve Dennison calls Russ Kern,who finances the US Open and Gracie’s gym (also bought her her tits), and Gracie and gets after them for Gracie being so shitty to an innocent question. Gracie posts this half ass apology on Instagram then deletes it later. Steve gets back from the Olympia and sees Gracie is still being a shit human so he says fuck it and pulls USPA out from the meet and bans Gracie.
     
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  12. Nole0515

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    First time doing cleans since June. Did 4x2 combos of powers, front squat, hangs and push press. Then laddered up singles to 90kg got my squat going to shit I kept most of my clean. My wrist are also fucked but fuck it unless it’s unbearable. I’m gonna be sore tomorrow
     
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  13. hensleya

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    Damn, what a bitch move on her part. Good on Dennison.
     
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  14. Gunners

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    Sprained my wrist and gave it a week off, felt it today but didn't affect my lifts that much. I'm way too stubborn to give it enough time to fully heal.
     
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  15. Capstone 88

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    Spent 45 min warming up today and squat 405x5 @7. Back is coming back. Tomorrow is the real test with deads
     
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  16. Gunners

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    I'm quite happy with my $500 a year pass that gives me everything I need but this place that just opened kinda near me looks so tempting. Might do like a 1 month trial or something.

    https://www.thestjames.co/
     
  17. BigReff73

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    I worked on that building as one of the structural engineers. The whole time I kept pushing for free passes to the design team
     
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  18. Gunners

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    I always impress myself when I injure a different body part to the 1 I'm working out.

    Today was all upper body and my lower back is currently on fire, great times.
     
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  19. Born Again Lefty

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    I’m a big fan of MP products, but these are just terrible workouts IMO


     
  20. Gunners

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    That body tells me she's doing something well
     
  21. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Are you a girl looking to improve your ass?
     
  22. hensleya

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    Put in for a Sorinex quote. Anxious to see where it comes in.
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    "Person with great genetics does ridiculous shit thinking it does something"
     
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  24. HOOSINSC

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    "Elaborate Methods for Showing Off Your Ass"
     
  25. Killy Me Please

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    I vaguely remember this guy. I think it was from the old cal strength days or insta.

     
  26. Capstone 88

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    Yea he was at Cal Strength. Sad atory
     
  27. Doc Louis

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    Someone should make an app for that
     
  28. hensleya

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    E43E34E7-7AB8-4CB2-9350-D197C1F54BEC.png Titan fitness is now using Rogue images in their manuals. Lol. Can’t get much more pathetic than that.
     
  29. bigjrock

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    They bring DGAF to a whole new level.
     
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  30. hensleya

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    I called them out pretty good and they emailed me saying how embarrassed they are and how they are messaging rogue to apologize. They’re just a sleazy company.
     
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  31. hensleya

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    Here’s another pathetic example. They made a bar called the String Bar, which is a clone of Rogues Branch Bar.

    Titan’s SKU: BRNCHBAR

    I tend to laugh when coop talks them up so much.
     
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  32. Nole0515

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    Stepped in a hole and sprained my ankle real good. gonna be out a few weeks at least
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    hensleya & threadwhat's ur rec in knee sleeves.

    Basic ones from Amazon seems to be losing their form pretty after 6 months and looking to upgrade.
     
  34. Nole0515

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    Slingshot or rogue
     
  35. bigjrock

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    I like my Sling Shot 2.0’s and they are IPF approved if you ever want to compete.
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    $80 for knee sleeves :ohdear:
     
  37. bigjrock

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    $65 for the ones I’m talking about. It’s not the STrong sleeves.
     
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  38. Capstone 88

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    Rehband or hook grip seem to be what most weightlifters I know use. Not sure of quality.
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    What about wraps vs sleeves?

    My knee sleeves smell like assholes
     
  40. hensleya

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    Wraps are totally different than sleeves in what they do. Sleeves offer warmth and slight compression. Wraps restrict the fuck out of you and let you lift the most weight. And yes, sleeves are repulsively smelly.

    Do you have the Stoic ones from Amazon? Can’t remember.
     
  41. Capstone 88

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    That reminds me I’ve gotta wash mine tonight
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    The smell is why I feel like dropping 60-80 seems dumb. In 8 months my cheap Amazon ones are worn out, but smell like butt.

    If I drop 4x that, are they Kurt gonna hold up but smell like ass anyways and need replacing?
     
  43. HOOSINSC

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    ronnie coleman went in for surgery again. his back is wrecked. he’s broken the screws they implanted twice now
     
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  44. BrickTamland

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    Did two months of just pull-ups, HIIT, pushups, and planks. Back to heavy stuff this week,

    Sore as shit, weak af :smug:
     
  45. BrickTamland

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    If you just want views, something like “Top 5 inexpensive Amazon bar clamps” would have wide appeal. If you’re concerned about diluting your brand though, may want to avoid click-bait drivel like that :twocents:
     
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  46. Capstone 88

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    Hes has a rough couple of years. He was already up and walking with a walker so that’s a big positive.
     
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  47. NoNatty

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    it’s crazy how different people age in the sport. There are obviously a ton of factors, but Jay Cutler still looks great.
     
  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So does Kai. Wasn’t Ronnie kind of a bodybuilder/power lifter in some aspects?
     
  49. Capstone 88

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    Yea he did some powerlifting before he got to his Olympia level
     
  50. hensleya

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    I've made it, fam