To no one's surprise, Whataburger is king.

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  1. houtex716

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    this should be a fun thread
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    Texans are weird.

    Did you know that "Don't mess with Texas" was originally an anti-littering slogan to get Texans to stop throwing their filthy garbage on the ground? Of course they misinterpreted it into thinking that they were tough shit.
     
  3. TheChatch

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  4. TheChatch

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  5. TheChatch

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  6. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    :cool:
     
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  7. TheChatch

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  9. wtx

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  12. devine

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  13. TheChatch

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    You can see that the In N Out burger's buns are cracking in an effort to contain all that goodness.

    Whataburger's buns are cracking because someone stomped on them with their second hand Tony Llamas.
     
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  14. wtx

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    Literally every burger from whataburger looks like this one. Thanks for posting all of those shitty burgers to make people realize how great Whatabuger is.
     
  15. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    It's like Groundhog Day to every other burger thread
     
  16. TheChatch

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    Resorting to shopped commercial ad photos. :redcard:
     
  17. wtx

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    You got that right!
     
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  18. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    I see you typed Whataburger but I think you meant to type In-n-Out.
     
  19. wtx

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    That's the burger I just ate

    :idk:
     
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  20. devine

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    How shitty are your fries when you have to put thousand island dressing on them?
     
  21. TheChatch

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    Those diced jalepenos look disgusting.

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. NoleNBlue

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    Hate in-n-out fries so much. They're old school Burger King fries bad.
     
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  23. Tony Perkis

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    Fuuuuck I can't wait to go back to Texas in November. I need my In-N-Out fix
     
  24. TheChatch

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    You don't have to, devine. It's optional.

    HTH
     
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  25. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Diced jalapeños?

    :lolwut:
     
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  26. Pokes

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    Those are green chiles you ignorant heathen
     
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  27. TheChatch

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    Watching them cut fresh potatoes right in front of you for your order. :americanzi:
     
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  28. wtx

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    Jalapeños?

    Pfffft
     
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  29. TheChatch

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    Holy shit that's even worse.
     
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  30. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    i've never eaten at whataburger

    i've had in-n-out and it was good
     
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  31. BayouMafia

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    all 28 million Texans know that "Don't Mess with Texas" is an anti-littering slogan

    as someone with In-N-Out, Five Guys, and Whataburger as well as several other burger chains all within 5 minutes of my house if I'm getting a fast food burger I'm getting Whataburger

    Steak and Shake beating out Dairy Queen is a travesty
     
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  32. TheChatch

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    What's that on your burger?

    Oh it's green chilis from a can, barbeque sauce, onion rings, and swiss cheese!

    lmbo
     
  33. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    Wat
     
  34. Joe_Pesci

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    isn't whataburger famous for its ketchup
     
  35. NoleNBlue

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    Such a great start, only to poopdick the final product. Seriously, I love in-n-out, but their fries are dogshit.
     
  36. TheChatch

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    Dude you don't get the hamburger at whataburger! You get the patty melt!

    lolololololol :facepalm:
     
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  37. HatterasJack

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    In-n-out is decent. Whatabuger is decent. This debate is always hilarious though.
     
  38. Toast

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  39. Corky Bucek

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    Fresh cut fries suck ass dude. It's all about the frozen kind.
     
  40. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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  41. TheChatch

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    WITH SPICY KETCHUP!

    Seriously, Texas is a great state....I really wish they'd stop this whole charade and admit that whataburger is shit tier and pork bbq > beef bbq.
     
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  42. Joe_Pesci

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    :shu:
     
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  43. DUCKMOUTH

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    I like the Monterey melt.
     
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  44. Petito

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    smashburger is so underrated imo
     
  45. * J Y *

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    Chach you're taking this extra hard. We didn't want to make it official, but the international panel of burger experts have spoken. I'd suggest a delicious milk shake from whataburger to soothe the burn you're experiencing.
     
  46. DUCKMOUTH

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    Dairy Queen is awful minus the ice cream options.
     
  47. devine

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    The bbq chicken tender strip sandwich on Texas toast is a million times better value than that average one you get at publix
     
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  48. devine

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    The jalapeño ranch is God tier

    Think it's like 120 calories per tbsp though :dblnick:
     
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  49. Joe_Pesci

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    boo this man