To no one's surprise, Whataburger sucks.

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  1. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Ranch dressing is the woat condiment.
     
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  2. dump

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    :lolwut:
     
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  3. VaxRule

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    Ranch has its place - it just isn't anywhere near buffalo chicken foods.
     
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  4. HotMic

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    Blue cheese is the correct answer.
     
  5. Tony Perkis

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    Take a lap
     
  6. Soup

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    Buffalo wing sauce with ken's ranch mixed together is pretty outstanding.
     
  7. Wu

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    The whatabuger in n out debate is always funny because both of their fries are so forgettable
     
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  8. Tony Ray Bans

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    I always go onion rings at whataburger for this very reason.
     
  9. Heesu

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    Ranch is the condiment of monsters.
     
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  10. TLAU

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    this is a debate I have never seen before on TMB and can't wait to see who wins
     
  11. Joe_Pesci

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    oh hell no
     
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  12. Tiffin

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  13. Gin Buckets

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    I could honestly see this being delicious... Other than the eggs it seems similar to just burger and animal style fries all together.



    Best comment I've seen: "Somebody is smoking some good shit to come out with that"
     
  14. Corky Bucek

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    I saw that last night and as a member of Team In n Out, that looks just plain nasty.

    That said it would be a lot better than the Whataburger version.
     
  15. Gin Buckets

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    I swear I think it would taste a lot better than it looks. It's essentially just a double double (been a while, forget my terminology) with animal style fries on top. The only difference being the egg to bring the pieces together. I'm definitely curious to try it.
     
  16. Corky Bucek

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    Or just get a monkey style or make your own by stuffing animal style fries into your dbl dbl

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. TLAU

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    shake shack > in-n-out
     
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  18. OopsPowSurprise

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    Much better fries and shakes

    Checks out imo
     
  19. Fran Tarkenton

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    Shake Shake outside of New York is average imo
     
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  20. Capstone 88

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    Shake Shack in Dallas was pretty great. Burgers are on par with In N Out, but like Oops said, fries>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
     
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  21. Corky Bucek

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    Shake Shack doesn't have a drive thru and is fast casual while In n Out has a drive thru and is fast food.
     
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  22. OopsPowSurprise

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    I am spoiled
     
  23. Tiger Z

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    Had my first whataburger experience east of Houston yesterday. Honestly thought it was a sonic level burger.
     
  24. Teflon Queen

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    They literally use the exact same burgers
     
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  25. fucktx

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    The OP still doesn't lie, faggots
     
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  26. CraigAnne Conway

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    I always lol @ the southwest and their shitty burger arguments.

    The Midwest and the South have burgers on lock down, and there's a reason Whataburger and In n Out aren't here. They would go out of business immediately.
     
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  27. Gin Buckets

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    I prefer In-N-Out crispy fries animal style over the crinkly ones at Shake Shack, and pretty much any fast food restaurant.
     
  28. MA

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    People who don't know this difference shouldn't be in the discussion.
     
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  29. Gin Buckets

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    Thread used to be "Best Fast Food Burger" right? Or is that a different thread entirely.
     
  30. Tiffin

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    That was a different thread. This is the whataburger is king thread.

    I had a HBCB for breakfast the other morning #blessed
     
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  31. ramszoolander

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    Yeah, good thing Birmingham can't support the six Whataburger franchises in the metro. Wait..
     
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  32. devine

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    The same people that like in-n-out are the same ones that pay 11 dollars plus tax for Tyson chicken tenders and Frank's red hot on a generic load of bread from publix :roll:
     
  33. Fran Tarkenton

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    yea, all of those people do food correctly.
     
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  34. Arkadin

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    No they aren't. Publix isn't in California or Nevada where most of the in n out Homers reside
     
  35. Tiger Z

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    And I just had my first in n out burger. It was hands down better.
     
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  36. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm honestly surprised that Whataburger is still in business.
     
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  37. Nelson

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    Shake Shack > In-N-Out > Whataburger

    This is inarguable.
     
  38. TLAU

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    shake shack has been struck from the conversation due to it's fast casual classification. which I'm assuming also means the 5 Guys people will not bring that place up again. place must have a drive through to qualify. probably at least one local chain that >>> InO / Whataburger in most good food cities. P.Terry's is that here.
     
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  39. Nelson

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    If that's the classification system then ok, I agree.
     
  40. John McGuirk

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    That has to be the classification system...there is no way anyone would take whataburger over a top tier place like 5 guys
     
  41. GoodForAnother

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    had a taquito and a hcbc after New Years celebrations last night :lovelove:
     
  42. TLAU

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    but it's called whataBURGER don't bring up how good the other menu items are
     
  43. VaxRule

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    Have you had the ketchup though?
     
  44. John McGuirk

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    I had Krystal:shitofdeath:
     
  45. je ne suis pas ici

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    I like both ranch and bleu cheese

    /neutral dog
     
  46. Baron

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  47. Whiskers McSchitty

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    The hbcb would be so much better if it wasn't their overly breaded tender, it's still awesome tho

    But for real, the Patty Melt from WhataB is the best patty melt I've ever enjoyed.

    It is soo fucking delish!
     
  48. skiedfrillet

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    only good thing from whata is the monterey melt
     
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  49. dump

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    this man speaks the truth