To no one's surprise, Whataburger sucks.

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  1. BayouMafia

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  2. Taques

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    the indisputable GOAT (if you add jalapenos)
     
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  3. TAS

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    According to TMZ Sports, McFadden had the police called on him after he fell asleep in the drive-thru of a Dallas-area Whataburger over the weekend. When police arrived, McFadden resisted arrest. During his arrest, two of his car windows were smashed. According to TMZ Sports, McFadden has been charged with DWI and resisting arrest following the incident.
     
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  4. fucktx

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    still the goat
     
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  5. Nelson

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    marginally better food than Burger King
     
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  7. Joe_Pesci

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    At least he wasnt out there looking for a Boston market
     
  8. Cheshire Bridge

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    The taste buds of this board I tell ya.
     
  9. fucktx

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  10. BayouMafia

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  11. VaxRule

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    More proof that banks are evil
     
  12. Doc Louis

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    Awesome what America needed: another hamburger chain
     
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  13. CUgator

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    more proof than In N Out is the better burger chain.
     
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  14. devine

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    Imagine saying this with a straight face lol
     
  15. GoodForAnother

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  16. Wu

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    This is how the second civil war begins
     
  17. Jimmy the Saint

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    What exactly is Whataburger's footprint? There's one right down the street here in Phoenix.
     
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  18. Sir Phobos

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    is so true it's scary. people legitimately asspained over this stuff, it's so terribly sad.
     
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  19. spagett

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    Why the fuck can't Portillos expand

    Fuck
     
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  20. Lyrtch

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    what should i order theres one near where i'm going sunday
     
  21. slogan119

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    Doesn’t matter - everything is good
     
  22. Truman

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    Beef and Cheddar Croissant or Combo (Italian sausage and Italian beef on a hoagie)

    Chop Salad.

    Chocolate Cake Shake.

    Then dont move the rest of the day.
     
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  23. Truman

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    I assume they'll bring it to Chicago.

    Excited to try Texas Burger King
     
  24. VaxRule

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    Stick with regular Burger King - it’s somehow better
     
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  25. spagett

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    Like 10 hot dogs
     
  26. killerwvu

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    Spicy ketchup :jizz:

    Patty melt :dblnick:
     
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  27. devine

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    Recommending a chop salad From a hot dog stand is all time bad advice
     
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  28. Truman

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    Everyone look at devine's hot take about a restaurant he's never been to and a menu item he's never had.
     
  29. miles

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  30. Schadenfred

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    Perfect.

    edit: Looks up the page. Sees tweet is even more perfecter.
     
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  31. devine

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    Enjoy your chop salad bud :roll:
     
  32. Schadenfred

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    The more it angers Texans, the more I hope the Yankee bank ruins the franchise.
     
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  33. Joe_Pesci

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    One of my favorite tropes on tmb is when Devine tries to act snobby despite clearly being total white trash
     
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  34. devine

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    Lol when have I ever tried to act snobby
     
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  35. devine

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    I guess all the michelob ultra and chili’s bar and grill talk?
     
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  36. Jimmy the Saint

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    That's pretty fancy man. That's no Steel Reserve and Applebees like the every man.
     
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  37. devine

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    This has me craving an I.C light and a wawa hoagie
     
  38. soulfly

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    Doesn’t sound like old e and 711 hot dogs to me.
     
  39. Corky Bucek

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    Count this as a win to In N Out for not selling out to a private equity fund despite the whole leadership dying in a plane crash in the early 90s.
     
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    Fun Fact Friday: Lynsi Snyder (you read it right "Lynsi" :mulletsmug: ), the main owner of In N Out and at one time was the youngest female billionaire.
     
  41. Doc Louis

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    Someone mention the White Claw of beers?
     
  42. Wu

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  43. dallasdawg

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  44. dallasdawg

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    to be fair, whata is pretty snobby for you
     
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  45. skiedfrillet

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    Maybe they should sell the monterrey melt outside of just 3 states you stupid hicks
     
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    RIP Texas Ratatouille
     
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  47. Irush

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    Had both What A Burger and In N Out on my trip to Texas this past week

    In N Out by a fucking mile

    Also WAB forgot to put cheese on the burger when I explicitly requested they do so. Who the fuck thinks this place is king?

    Also WAB fries taste like someone took McDonald’s fries, forgot to add salt, let them sit on the dashboard of a car with the windows closed and then served them with the cheese less burger I was given.

    Garbage experience
     
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  48. VaxRule

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    Texans: "Whataburger is the best burger place"

    Also Texans: "If you go to Whataburger, you should get the chicken biscuit and the ketchup."
     
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  49. WolfStansson

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    I for one am shocked that people give recommendations for a breakfast item in addition to burgers at their favorite fast food restaurant.
     
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