To no one's surprise, Whataburger sucks.

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  1. bigred77

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    You have to order fries doneness?
    :pffft:
     
  2. Jimmy the Saint

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    Whataburger's fries are also trash so this is a dumb hill to die on.
     
  3. VaxRule

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    Also, Whataburger’s burgers are trash.
     
  4. Irush

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  5. fucktx

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    many people are saying the op is a genius
     
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  6. Blu Tang Clan

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    You’re in solidarity with a guy whose first post-lockdown impulse was to go out and eat at Waffle House. So, congrats?
     
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  7. bigred77

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    You obviously have no taste
     
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  8. fucktx

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    god damn you Whammy
     
  9. HatterasJack

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    “Hi yes, I’ll take a double cheeseburger medium, and an order of fries medium well.”
     
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  10. Jimmy the Saint

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    I really have no issue with Whataburger. It is what it is, aggressively mediocre fast food like Jack in the Box.

    People from Texas pretending it's God's gift to man makes me fucking hate it.
     
  11. Soup

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    yeah that’s sounds like “no issue”.
     
  12. Jimmy the Saint

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    :shrug:
     
  13. Whammy

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    :eatit:

    Id take a Texas Sausage Egg plate (scattered / chunked) from WH over I&O any day of the week
     
  14. bigred77

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    His fan of section tells all you need to know
     
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  15. Blu Tang Clan

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    Gross.
     
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  16. John McGuirk

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    Probably a lager with a fuck ton of lactose. Dumb
     
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  17. Leeds Raider

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    This is my problem with In N Out. It's fine. I won't complain when someone else suggests it for lunch. However, all my west coast friends/family that tell me it's God's gift to man makes me shake my head.
     
  18. Jimmy the Saint

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    That's fair. I like In N' Out's burger. It's good, well priced. That's it.

    People stanning for In N' Out are as bad as the Texas-Whataburger thing. It's fucking fast food.
     
  19. Blu Tang Clan

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    Texans are way worse when it comes to the state pride thing, IMO.
     
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  20. Leeds Raider

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    Yup. I'll 100% agree with that.
     
  21. Jimmy the Saint

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    I enjoy a good concept beer but Martin House sounds like a bunch of try-hards.
     
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  22. John McGuirk

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    Yeah, I guess gimmick hype beer sells. I’d take a good fresh hopped ipa from turning point or celestial any day. Pickle beer ain’t bad doe
     
  23. Jimmy the Saint

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    Went right to Celestial after the Cotton Bowl. Took beers to the BYOB Laotian restaurant. They do great stuff.
     
  24. John McGuirk

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    Good choice. Co-best brewery in DFdub with Turning Point. I hear False Idol is good too but never been there
     
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  25. BayouMafia

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    I at least give Martin House credit for leaning into the criticism they get on social media and being good natured about it, but it’s hard to take them seriously when they are putting out Cheeto flavored beer.

    i will admit to liking their Sweet Cherries lactose sour they put out a month or so ago. Bought some at the rec of the guy at my regular shop but I’m a sucker for anything cherry.
     
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  26. John McGuirk

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    Yeah, they do put out some good sours, don’t get me wrong. Just also release really dumb beers too
     
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  27. dump

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    got me some Whataburger tonight because this thread and it was delicious as usual
     
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  28. Tiffin

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    What'd ya get?
     
  29. dump

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    the new pico de gallo burger they have

    *chefs kiss*
     
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  30. Pokes

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    Their key lime pie sour was great. So was their barrel aged pickle beer. The Cheetos was terrible as expected
     
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  31. GoodForAnother

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  32. Name P. Redacted

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    It’ll be public if you post it.

    SO POST IT COCK TEASE
     
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  33. Gin Buckets

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    It'll be the most anticlimactic thing ever, because it's not that big of a deal. I can't say it, because it's not my place to say. I'm just hoping they start expanding to more places with some corporate changes that are being made.
     
  34. HatterasJack

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    The Whataburger Texas contingent is bad, based mostly on how cringey the whole Texas pride thing is to begin with. The thing that makes In N’ Out stans worse is that Whataburger people pretend it’s the best fast food burger created. In N’ Out people pretend the burgers are a culinary epiphany and that the chain should be awarded two Michelin stars based on a good fast food burger and dogshit fries.
     
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  35. dump

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    The new spicy chicken sandwich is decent dtx
     
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  36. spagett

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    It's nearly as embarrassing as conference pride

    Lookin at you, SEC
     
  37. a.tramp

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    If I did a blind taste test of an old fashioned cheeseburger (mustard, lettuce, pickles, onions) with Sonic & Whata, I don’t think I could tell the difference.
     
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  38. texasraider

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    I guarantee I could pass that Pepsi challenge. Sonic everything has a distinct taste
     
  39. a.tramp

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    not when they are served lukewarm at best when flavor starts to fall off.
     
  40. dump

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  41. a.tramp

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    Keep on Stanning for a mediocre at absolute best fast food joint that reached its pinnacle 20 years ago and has been on a steady death march every since.
     
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  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Sonic, Burger King and McDonald’s I could tell in a blind taste test and I haven’t had them in years. Those 3 all have different, distinct burgers. I’d throw Wendy’s in there as well.
     
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    I will do this
     
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  44. Penguin The Duck

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    Take this mess to the Braums thread little man

    Jk I <3 u
     
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  46. BayouMafia

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  47. bro

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    Colorado is getting a whataburger

    they just got several in-n-outs as well
     
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  48. All_Luck

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  49. Whammy

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    Old post but you’re just salty In and Out is exceedingly average
     
  50. fucktx

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    Whataburger sucks ass

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