To no one's surprise, Whataburger sucks.

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  1. Tony Perkis

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    The half-eaten pickle off to the side was a nice compliment.
     
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  2. CraigAnne Conway

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    i *hope* its just a pickle that was torn in half... but I'm not sure
     
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  3. Tobias

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    you just don't know what you got till its gone, man
     
  4. Tony Perkis

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    You right.
     
  5. Teflon Queen

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    The actual beef patty at Wendy's is unquestionably superior
     
  6. spagett

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    Guys, I have some bad news.

    It appears Steve Championship lied to us.

    That burger is not his. He's a god damned liar
     
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  7. GoodForAnother

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    whataburger: still fantastic

    all others: still not as fantastic
     
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  8. Blu Tang Clan

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    If Whataburger was founded in Oklahoma Texans would not irrationally defend it like they do. Whataburger does some things well (Taquitos), but in no way shape or form is a Whataburger burger better than an In-N-Out Burger.
     
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  9. fucktx

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    Yes it is
     
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  10. CraigAnne Conway

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    People continuing to defend Whataburger is just like southerners continuing to defend the confederate flag, Michiganders defending Detroit, PSU fans defending child rape, Democrats continuing to defend Obama, and Clemson fans continuing to defend jacking their own family members off.

    It's a lost cause and you continue to degrade yourself and your image by doing so.
     
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  11. SugarShaun

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    I'd like to add southerners defending Zaxby's to that list
     
  12. Van Earl Right

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    Tastes like shite
     
  13. Futureman

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    As a raised Texan living in Oklahoma I feel qualified to tell you it's just as delicious up here
     
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    As a southerner I just would like to say that I hate people pimping zaxbys average ass chicken fingers.
     
  15. CraigAnne Conway

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    So incredibly true.
     
  16. CraigAnne Conway

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    Yes!

    I mean, I get it, it's OK for a chicken place... but when they start defending it against places like Raising Canes or CFA? At that point you know they're full-blown retarded or have never had the former.
     
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  17. skiedfrillet

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    my brother's dick isn't going to jerk itself off, steve
     
  18. Capstone 88

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    I feel like the demographic between CFA customers and Zaxby's customers are pretty different. CFA customers are probably more highly educated, better jobs, etc. Zaxby's customers work for CFA customers.
     
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  19. MajorRaider

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    you just gotta :laugh: at debating over the quality of fast food
     
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  20. Tobias

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    i really like zaxby's fries
     
  21. Tobias

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    you really just gotta :laugh: at people thinking they're too good for a tasty fast food meal
     
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  22. Blu Tang Clan

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    If fast food is wrong I don't want to be right. Would much rather have cheaper, good fast food than shitty, overpriced food at a Applebees-type restaurant that's 2,200 calories.
     
  23. Tobias

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    yeah laughing at people debating fast food is either someone saying they're too good for it and that's just major douche chills or they're saying that it's all the same and that's just totally and unequivocally wrong
     
  24. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    That hot dog with pickles and bacon :lick:
     
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  25. Teflon Queen

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    The disappointment in my first whataburger experience really :feelsbadman:

    Not that it was bad, but I wish everyone who boosted it up so much would've at least said something about it being a Sonic clone.
     
  26. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  27. MajorRaider

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    i like whataburger. it's fine. i like a few other fast food places too. i'll never understand constant jerk off sessions people have over any fast food hamburger.

    i drink shitty beer like Coors Light too. I'm not gonna be all, "COORS LIGHT IS THE BEST!!"
     
  28. Arkadin

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    It's definitely weird how people want to tell you about every time they go to fast food place X

    Congrats?
     
  29. Tobias

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    coors light is a fine craft beer, buddy

    devine
     
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  30. Tony Perkis

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    You take that back right now about coors light you asshole
     
  31. Tony Perkis

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    I pretty much consider Zaxbys and Raising Canes the same place and they are both sub-par.
     
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  32. CraigAnne Conway

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    That's because you've never had Raising Canes
     
  33. devine

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    Coors light is the best though
     
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  34. Tony Perkis

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    Yeh man I've ate at the one in Mount Pleasant
     
  35. CraigAnne Conway

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    lol no you did not
     
  36. Tony Perkis

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    mf'er yes i did you were there
     
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  37. AIP

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    hey Joe_Pesci

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    oh and they may not have the best burger but fuck !!!
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  38. CraigAnne Conway

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    no I fucking wasn't
     
  39. Tobias

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    steve i have never had raising canes but i will next time i am in charleston. what should i get and do i need pics for you to believe me
     
  40. bro

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    I had the one in Knoxville and it was average at best.
     
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  41. Tony Perkis

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    whatever man i can't even deal with you right now
     
  42. bro

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    they only have like 3 things on the menu, it isn't hard
     
  43. bro

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    this is so much troll rolled into one I am not sure how to even feel
     
  44. Tony Perkis

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    get the chicken
     
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  45. CraigAnne Conway

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    look you fucking cocksucker. I wasnt fucking there so I don't know what the fuck you're trying to pull here but you better quit
     
  46. Tobias

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    how are their steaks
     
  47. CraigAnne Conway

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    You should get a Caniac, and substitute either extra fries or extra Texas Toast for the Cole Slaw... unless you're a big cole slaw fan.
     
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  48. Tony Perkis

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    they serve chicken. what part of chicken don't you understand, tobias.
     
  49. CraigAnne Conway

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    Tony Perkis I want you to admit to this thread that I never ate Canes with you in Mt. Pleasant. This fucking shit needs to stop
     
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  50. Tobias

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    the core concept
     
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