Tom Brady retires JK he’s back JK he's gone

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  1. Pelican

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    No guarantees he beats out Kyle Trask.
     
  2. Cornelius Suttree

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    wait what the fuck?
     
  3. Handcuffed

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    so he's not going to the niners?
     
  4. zeberdee

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    this fucking guy
     
  5. bro

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    Rodgers is crushed
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. Irush

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    nailed it
     
  8. MtOread

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    Couldn’t let people just enjoy the first hour of brackets being released smh
     
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  9. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    lol what the fuck
     
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  10. bwi2

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    BTC down to 38,000, needs some cash
     
  11. bro

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  12. dblplay1212

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    lol that's awesome
     
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  13. Shinzon

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    He had to officially come back before he can be traded. Could just be the first step in Tom’s plan to get to SF.
     
  14. ono

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    Might as well go to the Raiders to complete the best QB division of all time
     
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  15. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    so it's all Tottenham's fault, as usual.
     
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  16. Chipper>Jeter

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    As someone who just drove 8 hours to Tampa with my kids I get it :laugh:
     
  17. HotMic

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  18. Josey Wales

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    I kinda like this hired gun Brady looking for championships. That brief retirement was absolutely about trying to get out of Tampa.
     
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  19. ned's head

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    I'm hearing the official word out of one bucs place is tough titties
     
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  20. Jack Parkman

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    alresdy been debunked

     
  21. ZeroPointZero

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    much easier commute to Mar a Lago from Miami
     
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  22. Taffy

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    Tom Brady knows what's up
     
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  23. JonathanCoachman

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    I find it weird that Tom Brady knows about that. I just assume he’s either studying game film, or watching Fox News when he’s not playing QB.
     
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  25. IV

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    Is he even likable?
     
  26. ned's head

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    They must be banking on big ratings during trump's 2nd and 3rd terms
     
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  27. lazy bum

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    guy really doesn't want to hang out with his kids.
     
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  28. DuffandMuff

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    10 years? Better hope he’s more Romo and less Brees.
     
  29. ned's head

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    God, yuck
     
  30. ned's head

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    I would rather listen to a loop of gus johnson orgasming than another romo
     
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  31. Hank Scorpio

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    Guess you're not a Romosexual
     
  32. DeToxRox

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  33. MtOread

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    This is going to end up being an 80 for Brady promo.
     
  34. seanofthedead86

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    Deep fake Brady
     
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  35. Gizmoandsooz

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    They need a masters competition of the nfl.
    Brady's an old fart
     
  36. Saul Shabazz

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    Dude....Niners, just give us 12 games and a playoff run
     
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  37. jrmy

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    He's only posting that to defuse the rumors that he's Jefree Star's secret NFL boyfriend in Wyoming with him right now.
     
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  38. dblplay1212

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  39. Boo MFer!

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    Poor Henry Anderson’s wife is so tired of defending her man.
     
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  40. southlick

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  41. southlick

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  42. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    If I'm the Bucs I'm letting it be known that everyone besides Wirfs and maybe Winfield is available. The FA group at WR is awful this year and the draft doesn't have high end sure fire prospects at WR like 2021/2022 so they could possibly get a nice return on Evans and Godwin. A team like the Bills in particular should be very interested in Godwin if it can work with the cap.
     
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  43. MtOread

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    Godwin would be awesome on the Bills.
     
  44. Sean Connery

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    I can’t see why they would trade Evans or a 26 year old Godwin
     
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  45. tylerdolphin

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    Evans is a no brainer to move if you rebuild. He'll be 30 before next season starts. He's not gonna be around to see the other side of a rebuild anyway. Godwin will be 27 before next season starts. Entirely possible he's still around and good when the Bucs are ready again but if you can get a first for him I'd rather have that at this point if I'm blowing it up.

    I say this assuming they do the smart thing and rebuild. Could always just bring in a vet QB and run it back again and hope to barely squeak I to the playoffs with an aging roster. Personally I think that's a bad idea.
     
  46. Sean Connery

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    I don’t know if I can recall an NFL team taking the madden approach and completely blowing up a roster for the sake of a rebuild. Still have to put asses in seats. Guys like Evans and Lavonte David probably have the appeal of leading a younger group into the next phase since they went through that transition themselves. Plus, both probably have their numbers retired once they hang it up.
     
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  47. Clown Baby

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    “What up, TB12 fans. Just jerked it. Feeling really mellow right now.”
     
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  48. tylerdolphin

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    NFL teams do it all the time. Evans isn't a long term piece and has value. He needs to be cashed in for that value. I'm not saying you get rid of every good player for nothing. You keep younger guys for sure. But keeping Evans just because seems like not a smart use of resources given where the team will likely be.
     
  49. LetItSoak

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    Take the full cap hit in '23, start Trask and get the #1 pick in 2024. Championships.
     
  50. tylerdolphin

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    Gotta respect the Colts' Curtis Painter suck for Luck strategy
     
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