Tom Herman fired (for real this time), Sark gets hired

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  1. Tex

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    Sounds like it wasn’t supposed to be announced yet
     
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  2. fucktx

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    fucking chip brown
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    I hate Sark and Lane because of PC.
     
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  4. Tex

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    devine what are your sources saying?
     
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  5. devine

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  6. devine

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    I think sark is a done deal to Texas, as fun as the “he turned it down” narrative could be
     
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  7. JGator1

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    done
     
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  8. ned's head

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    This was too fast anyways. We need a sloppy auburn-esque show
     
  9. Tex

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    You heard it here folks
     
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  10. devine

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    Lock the thread
     
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  11. hood b. goode

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    I see bama fans are still condescendingly lecturing other fanbases that the latest coordinator to go through the Saban Car Wash did "a great job while he was here" and "as good as your school can expect"

    Mike Locksley lighting it up at Maryland yet?
     
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  12. Tex

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  13. Whammy

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    None of us thought Locksley was any good.....we think the world of Sark
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

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    how very white of you guys.
     
  15. Ezglide3

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    Yeah, sark is the man. Hate the distraction yet again. Can't everyone just fuck off until the off-season???
     
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  16. Owsley

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    This is a really strange flex. Can I see the condescending posts, please?
     
  17. Whammy

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    Lol I mean - he only put up 16 points in the Natty with literal NFL'ers all over the offense and hasn't produced at Maryland, not that big of a leap
     
  18. Jake Barnes

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    I do not believe I was one of these people.

    Locks did great as our OC and is an elite bagman, but was already a well-known shit head coach and human being prior to his return to Maryland, so our opinion should have been irrelevant.
     
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  19. Tiffin

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    I think Locks did fine here, and the players clearly loved him. But I'm not sure anyone was expecting great success at Maryland round 2. Just that he would make it tough to get recruits out of the area
     
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  20. fucktx

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    really kinda hope chip is wrong now

    sark isn’t going to get me too excited either way and i’d love for chip to be run out of sports media forever
     
  21. Jake Barnes

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    Who would you want if not Sark?
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah but if he is wrong that means Pollack was right, and is that the world you want to live in? A world were David Pollack is right about anything is not a world worth having.
     
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  23. fucktx

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    idk man

    not really worried about it as long as tom is gone because i hated him so fucking much

    fwiw it sounds like chip fucked it all up. pissed sark off by leaking it and pissed off a big portion of the fan base because they don’t want him

    might be a mutual split now
     
  24. fucktx

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    if you wanted to know texas fans thoughts on tom herman

    C130B615-8A61-444A-B0E0-1295ADB0EDF3.jpeg
     
  25. Old_Gregg

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    That is one of the big factors in Austin >>>> Tuscaloosa
     
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  26. Owsley

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    This is pathetic
     
  27. ColeTrickle

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    The floated names have been meh and unrealistic anyway. B Kelly, Mullen, Franklin, Cristobal
     
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    They didn't like Daboll and he's doing great with the Bills
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    dont get mad at me. I just report the facts I don’t make them.
     
  30. LuPoor

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    Those bad land deals have gotta be piling up at this point
     
  31. Ezglide3

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    And yet another reason why UT sucks and only tejas fans think it is worth a damn.
     
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  33. devine

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    Locksley went 2-26 at New Mexico and punched another coach
     
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  34. fucktx

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    hell yeah, new guy

    the tejas burn

    it’s funny because it’s close to mexico, right? haha we hate brown poc!
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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    Wait are you and Owsley taking my “how very white of you” post as anything more than a joke? lol
     
  36. hood b. goode

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    I will walk it back. I'm talking about this post specifically ITT, and not all bama fans

    Of the Saban tree, the two major successes in a long list have been kirby smart and...jimbo fisher?

    Fickell, Campbell and Cristobal are all qualified options UT couldve shot for before turning to a coordinator whos never coached in texas. Guess we'll see, its their call
     
  37. fucktx

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    pretty embarrassing for tommy that none of the players seem to care that he’s gone

    they’re just worried about their position coaches possibly staying
     
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  38. War Grundle

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    That’s his thing though.
     
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  39. Jake Barnes

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    Cristobal isn’t in the Saban tree?
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    making jokes and watching meltdowns? Yeah that’s my thing. Just like being a trumptard is yours. I like mine more.
     
  41. devine

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    Sorry
     
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  42. lunchbox

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    Baby baby baby. I’m good with Sark. Let’s. Fucking. Go.
     
  43. AptosDuck

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    I've been laughing so hard this morning at the prospect of Texas thinking that Seven Win Sark is the answer to their problems

    I imagine that everybody who has followed Pac-10/12 football for the last 20 years is also enjoying this Triumph Of Hope Over Reason
     
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  44. War Grundle

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    Except you’re not funny and I’m not a trumptard.
     
  45. Owsley

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    I’m coming more from the angle that P5 coaches with good jobs simply aren’t hired away anymore. I honestly can’t think of the last time there was a P5 to P5 coaching change that made you say wow.
     
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  46. killerwvu

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    I don't think he's considering him a success
     
  47. jokewood

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    the only time I have ever wanted David Pollack to be right about something
     
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  48. killerwvu

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    Dan Mullen
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  49. a.tramp

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    Wait, why you got to disparage giggling at farting in bathtubs like that?
     
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  50. Owsley

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    gtfo with Leach’s washed ass

    I thought about Mullen, but State is a garbage job and he obviously has ties to UF