Tom Herman is going to be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. Shock Linwood

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    Mark my words.

    Elite coaches don't lose to Navy, SMU and Memphis in the same season.

    Strong was actually a HUGE failure at Louisville, he parlayed Teddy Bridgewater and a fluke win over a Florida team that completely had given up on the season, into a job at Texas. And now he is getting a $10.7 million parting gift.

    Herman has done the same with Greg Ward as their QB and Ed Oliver at DT. But even with those built in advantages he got whipped by 3 hapless teams in the same season. Texas fans were blinded by one game against Louisville and have completely disregarded the 3 embarrassing losses.

    And I will be using this thread to remind them of their failure.
     
  2. DuckD

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    Don't forget beating Oklahoma
     
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  3. GoodForAnother

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    He'll either be amazing or horrible, or else he'll be okay
     
  4. wtx

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    boy you're taking this hard

    enjoy the L
     
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  6. OopsPowSurprise

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    Shock is drunk with rage right now

    Sumlin is just drunk
     
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  7. wtx

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  8. 40wwttamgib

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    Disagree with OP
     
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  9. Shiggityshwo

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    Shock with the quick contigency troll deployment, just really has all bases covered here
     
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    shock has be damn near intolerable the past couple weeks.
     
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  11. Magneto

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    Someone is scared.
     
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  13. Shock Linwood

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    Sumlin is 1-0 against OU.

    Parade time.
     
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  14. Shock Linwood

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    I'm going to set the over/under on number of times we hear "Texas is so young" next year at Eleventy Billion.

    The excuses will be unbearable.
     
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  15. wtx

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    wonder how many times shock is going to bump his own thread looking for attention

    SAD!
     
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  16. Shock Linwood

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    Yeah we're terrified.

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    You guys are so bad at recruiting, you're in the same neighborhood as WKU and Kansas State!!!

    lmbo
     
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  17. Magneto

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    Those Thanksgiving recruiting rankings are so important.
     
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  18. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    15 3*s for a&m

    :loldog:
     
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    If shock went to the gym as much as he posted he could easily get under 250
     
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  20. hardcorekickball

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    so when texas is good again, is shock going to go back to topssuite?
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    Agreed. It's going to be one of those, but nothing in between. Unless it is or it isn't.
     
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  22. dome foam

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    and sumlin is still your coach. maybe you all can afford the buyout next year?
     
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  23. dome foam

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    shock is dumptime. I thought everyone knew this.
     
  24. hardcorekickball

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  25. Wu

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    So which fanhood perspective is Shock posting from?
     
  26. Magneto

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    Baylor A&M.
     
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  27. bpk5555

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    They have seven commits, you mouth-breather.
     
  28. dump

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  29. dump

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    what Herman will be doing in these next 2 months will be considered rape in most states
     
  30. Yanks711

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    Shut the fuck up Shocksuite
     
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  31. wtx

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  32. Thizzelle Washington

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    Texas is really young.
     
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  33. DUCKMOUTH

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  34. Shock Linwood

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    Exactly!
     
  35. Shock Linwood

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    And the first failure is...

    He failed to hire one of his best friends. Everyone can see a sinking ship.
     
  36. Shock Linwood

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    Strike two today...

    His first offer was to 3 star OT Grant Polley with offers from nobody at all.

    Coach Kiss filling up on bread :loldog:
     
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  37. Ned Yocho

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    There's one
     
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  38. coffee

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    Loading up on 5-heart players. Smart.
     
  39. Shock Linwood

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    I'll bump it every time Coach Kiss fails so should be often
     
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  40. HOOSINSC

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    on the bright side they won't have any 5* players from the class immediately transfer out.
     
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    God damn Shock is just ruthless
     
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  42. * J Y *

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    Since it was started by a Texas fan, this might as well be the new Texas thread on the main board.
     
  43. Shock Linwood

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    Doesn't sound like we will be losing 52-10 to our rivals like UVA with VT :loldog:
     
  44. steamengine

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    Mods, do we have permission to bring over old dump posts from the Texas board making fun of Charlie for all his 3 star croots?
     
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  45. GoodForAnother

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    oh sure yeah
     
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  46. Shock Linwood

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    I mean was he wrong?
     
  47. steamengine

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    I think so once all the Baylor rape dust settled and Cholly took all your #3 (4?) team's best pledges, but I'm not 100% on that.
     
  48. * J Y *

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    Tops you're getting A&M-CC mixed up with us again, which is hard to do considering y'all don't even have a football team. Remember? Thats why you became our #1 t-shirt fan. :dennard:
     
  49. HOOSINSC

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    that's because you left the big 12 so you didn't have to lose to texas every year.