Tom Herman is going to be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. * J Y *

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    That qb had been mocking our team repeatedly at the banquet or whatever beforehand so we beat his ass and mocked him back and had a good laugh about it. Sounds p kewl 2 me.
     
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  3. * J Y *

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    That qb (and their team) had been mocking us all week leading up to the game about securing the bag or some gay shit. He deserved every bit of shit talking and ass whipping that he got.
     
  4. zachary

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    lol ou fans in here are as big of bitches as kyler is
     
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  5. Corch

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    Texas is soft as baby shit
     
  6. Houndster

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    Tom Herman and Stan Ehlinger are literal cry babies.

    Kyler is an outstanding two sport athlete. This is a tough look for Horn fans.
     
  7. * J Y *

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    There’s a decent chance Ehlinger is a bitch too. Just coming from Westlake puts him at like 75%.

    The science is settled on Kyler, whose name is even completely bitchmade.
     
  8. Prospector

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  9. zachary

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    i love the jealousy of texas itt
     
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  10. Line 4 guy

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    So many fan bases in here crying over that decision tells me it was the right one. Its nothing but a taunt no matter how or when its used. Fwiw, I dont have a problem with it. Its unoriginal as fuck but our players should be the ones putting a stop to it not the conference.

    OU still sucks and you fuckheads are going down by double digits Saturday. Hook'em.
     
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  11. bertwing

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    Being a former Baylor fan that cucks for Texas is a pretty bitch move :twocents:
     
  12. Gaknight

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    I think people complain because the perception in the conference is that Texas already gets special treatment. If Holgerson and Grier complained someone was mocking them to league offices do you think league officials would make this declaration the week of the conference title game?
     
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  13. * J Y *

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    How can we discuss crying itt and not bring up Kyler crying like a little bitch after we beat him earlier this year.

    His direct quote while crying- “I’m not used to losing. It hurts.”

    :laugh:
     
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  14. Line 4 guy

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    I dont have that answer. But it was called a penalty a few weeks back. So it isnt something new this week. As far as i can tell they didnt make a declaration. They simply responded to an inquiry by OU and then they released that info. I am curious as to how this all started. Im sure everyone wants to believe Texas cried to the big 12 but i doubt we ever find out what prompted it.
     
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  17. Line 4 guy

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  18. bigpig

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    He's halfway to Sheriff Hopper. Just needs a couple more donuts.
     
  19. zachary

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    lmao former baylor fan? when was this?
     
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    ilu
     
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  24. * J Y *

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    :gross:
     
  25. Tiffin

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  26. lechnerd

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    There have been numerous recruits committed to Texas (especially their late recruits) that nobody has ever heard of and then all of the sudden the recruiting services have been rocketing them up the rankings lists out of nowhere. One of whom was Peyton Powell. He was a 2 star and then all of the sudden committed to Texas and rocketed up to 4 star WR in the blink of an eye. Unfortunately for #Texas Longhorns all that hard work by the recruiting services to prop him up and what do you know, he decommits and flips to mighty Baylor:



    LMBO!
     
  27. lechnerd

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    Also they are getting ready to lose another 4 star WR (Washington) to Mizzou.

    LMAO.
     
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  29. lechnerd

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    EJ update

    I changed my Crystal Ball to Texas for three-star Melissa wide receiver Kennedy Lewis. With the recent departure of Peyton Powell, a wide receiver spot opened up and from what we have been able to gather, Texas has made a push for Lewis. Remember, UT offensive coordinator Tim Beck recently saw him, and the Longhorns were in the pole position earlier this cycle. Lewis plans to make his decision on Tuesday before signing early.

    — Official visits are still wrapping up, but we are continuing to hear positive buzz on TCU offensive line commit Andrew Coker. Now, we aren’t saying that a flip is imminent. However, Texas has made a huge impression on him this weekend and is certainly giving him a lot to think about. This is a situation we are going to closely monitor over the next few days.

    — Texas defensive line commit Myron Warrenhad an amazing time on his official visit this weekend. While LSU showed interest, the Tigers have yet to offer, and it doesn’t appear that Warren is going to wait until the late period. We expect the three-star Many (La.) product to sign with Texas on Wednesday


    -Things are officially over with five-star Texas A&M defensive line commit DeMarvin Leal. The Longhorns kept in contact with him over the last week, but he did not make a covert visit to campus this weekend. I’m told the Aggies saw him on Friday and sealed the deal on their visit.



    They've been trying to flip our 5-star DT DeMarvin Leal all year and he hasn't even given them a hint he is interested. How embarrassing. What an incredible waste of time. I remember when they thought they could get anyone because of Carrington LMAO

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  30. lechnerd

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    :loldog:
     
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  32. dallasdawg

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    Futureman explain yourself
     
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  33. bertwing

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    How many fucking teams does this guy root for
     
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  34. Futureman

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    That’s not me but it is hilarious. Is it this board?
     
  35. lechnerd

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    No Texas homeboard.

    They're losing they're shit because they're striking out more than Canseco off steroids.
     
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  37. lechnerd

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  38. We$tTxO&G

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  40. Taques

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    still waiting for the one redeeming factor for tom hermans entire existence
     
  41. Futureman

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    He’s so goddamn awkward.
     
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  43. BayouMafia

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  44. * J Y *

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    Gundy consider yourself on notice.
     
  45. NoNatty

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    lechnerd maybe time to update the thread title bud.
     
  46. lechnerd

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    Yes that was a really impressive 4-loss season. Let me update the thread title.
     
  47. Tex

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  48. * J Y *

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    You talked your pathetic aggie shit. Its a timeless tradition.

    While you beat up on a basketball school in a completely meaningless bowl your older brother stole the show on new years day defeating handedly a team you chose as your skirt du jour in the SEC.
     
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  49. lechnerd

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    :loldog: