Tom Herman is going to be a MASSIVE failure at Texas

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  1. bigpig

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    Imagine Texas wishing they were Baylor.
     
  2. Z

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    I'm very glad he didn't go, but Saban is exactly what they needed there.

    Texas is an oversized version of what Alabama was before he got there. Donors and good ole boys thinking they can run everything. Just dysfunctional.
     
  3. William

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    Wow - it’s so eerie!
     
  4. devine

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    I guess he isn’t going to count their last second field goals against KANSAS and Kansas state?
     
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  5. Daddy Rabbit

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    Saban is exactly what 99% of the schools in the country needed.
     
  6. Z

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    Ha, true. But I think his skills are particularly suited for moribund programs with self-inflated power brokers still doing things like it’s the 1970s.
     
  7. texasraider

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    Desperate times folks
     
  8. ColeTrickle

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    Wish it concussed him so analyst Larry fedora could call the offense
     
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  9. HotMic

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  10. Mix

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    In hindsight giving everyone your playbook for a magazine cover doesn't seem smart.
     
  11. HotMic

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  12. texasraider

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    Calling a timeout with :05 seconds left to try and turn a 21 point loss into a 14 point loss

    :roll::roll::roll:
     
  13. TC

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    L.M.A.O.
     
  14. devine

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    He’s almost as bad as Shaka smart
     
  15. devine

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    Most people though Baylor would win so not sure what we are laughing at
     
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  16. Mix

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    Interestingly Navy, SMU, and Memphis are all better teams than Texas.
     
  17. devine

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  18. Pelican

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    Some good replies to this.
     
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  21. spagett

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    Texans are soft. Gotta recruit out of state more
     
  22. devine

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    :roll:
     
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  24. Truman

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    Occman's razor

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  25. Pelican

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    MODs- Quit with the BS
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    Either admit Herman has locked you out of the program or admit that you are sitting on a potential powder keg and have said NOTHING!!!!!

    Mitchell, Braun? A complete lack of focus?

    Spill or we al later cancelling subs!!!!!!!
     
  26. TC

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    Meyer
     
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  27. bro

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  28. Jake Scott

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    Remember when Texas thought they were back after beating Georgia in the Sugar Bowl?

    :pffft:
     
  29. Daddy Rabbit

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  30. steamengine

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    All states, so it makes some sense.
     
  31. tjsblue

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    Not named MSU
     
  32. ColeTrickle

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    Remember when Georgia was physically dominated by this same shitty group of coaches in the Sugar Bowl?

    :pffft:
     
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  33. Jake Scott

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    Lmao we told you why. You weren’t having it. But congrats on being back!
     
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  34. ColeTrickle

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    Congrats on losing to us!
     
  35. Jake Scott

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    Thanks. Congrats on being bowl eligible!

    glad we could end this little discussion on a positive note.
     
  36. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    He'll be a preseason Heisman favorite and UT will once again find themselves the #8 team in the country and Herman's tuberous mug will once again be featured on some shitty magazine next August
     
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  37. PSU12

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    It’s important to remember Maryland swept Texas in a home and home each of the previous 2 seasons. Texas has been trash for a long long time.
     
  38. bigpig

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  39. bigpig

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    To be fair Tom hasn't posted a pair of 5-7 seasons.

    BUT, he is the first longhorn coach to regress in wins from year 2 to 3 since the 1950s
     
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  40. ColeTrickle

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    So what has PSU been?
     
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  41. PSU12

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    Well for starters we beat Maryland the last 2 years
     
  42. ColeTrickle

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    Congrats on all your success the past 10 years.
     
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  43. IHHH

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    Shut it down while you are on top
     
  44. Mikelangelo

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    They're a team with way less built in advantages and way more competitive
     
  45. IHHH

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    Something is way off in Texas though, it’s not just coaching. Maybe having half a brain is finally catching up to them.
     
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  47. spagett

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    Fuck you, Barrett

    Last name for a first name, bitchass
     
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  48. dahldennsull

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