Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. wes tegg

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    I don't think he's ever wanted to be anything other than what helped him out the most. I'm not faulting him for that, but I'm also not going to laud him for it.
     
  2. Lyrtch

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    its impressive that the ideologically consistent racist is in a race with the trumpy authoritarian loving racist

    and that's it, those are the choices

    oh and the pedophile guy

    come on Bama
     
  3. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
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    bradley byrne was kinda the "establishment" republican candidate (he initially said trump should step down as the candidate after the access hollywood tape in oct '16) but he of course tried really hard to become a trump guy to win this race, particularly with immigration fear mongering, and no one really bought it.

    they're all total pieces of shit.
     
  4. ramszoolander

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    At what point does Tubs just take the mask off and just go with the slogan, "Tuberville: Keeping the Negroes Down"?

     
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  5. IV

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    #toystory
     
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  6. bamasam09

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    I have nothing to contribute to this conversation other than Tubs was at my corporate office today. I wasn't present. Carry on...Roll Tide
     
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  7. Gaknight

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    Guy voted to confirm Barr. Big yikes
     
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  8. Joe_Pesci

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    Doug Jones took all of our energy and did nothing with it
     
  9. The Blackfish

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    Untrue. Our energy went mainly to keep Roy Moore out of the US Senate. The energy was well spent.
     
  10. Barves2125

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    Once again I'd like to acknowledge that I gave away a pet gecko (someone gave me as a birthday present) to a good home before I went off to college. The gecko's new owner was Doug Jones' son who is now a zookeeper. Clearly I did that!
     
  11. Spike 80DF

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    I was reminded of this fact earlier today while listening to Deconstructed and groaned. One of 3 democrats to confirm Barr. If nothing else, he saved us from the constant national embarrassment that Moore would have been.
     
  12. i am a bammer

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    That gecko's name? Albert Einstein
     
  13. Barves2125

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    Caesar was his actual name. Don't know why.
     
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  14. southlick

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  15. Redav

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  16. BudKilmer

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    Jeff Sessions was Tempe first to give his blessing to Trump and now Trump has absolutely ended his political career :laugh:

    this and debasing Mitt at dinner are the 2 Trump moves I actually agree with
     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    Sessions responds with debate me you coward :laugh:

     
  18. Barves2125

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    Jeff is scrappy. He won't win but boy it sure looks like it's going to be gross.
     
  19. Doc Louis

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    The Alabama Democratic party is or at least until very recently was a massive joke. Like one or two people control it and have fought against giving up control and come off as a little racist
     
  20. Tommy Callahan

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    You don’t grow up in Camden and come out soft
     
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  21. steamengine

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    Debate me, coward
     
  22. steamengine

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    Also Saban’s silence in this race is deafening.
     
  23. Lyrtch

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    ?
     
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  24. steamengine

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    ?
     
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  25. i am a bammer

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    Notoriously political man, Nick Saban.
     
  26. IvanTheTerrible

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    I highly recommend listening to this pod on the AL DEM party.

     
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  27. steamengine

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    That’s the joke
     
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  28. Whammy

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    Yeah - he's not gonna say shit
     
  29. Deuce

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    You don’t typically grow up in Camden and come out of Camden...


    BUT

    if you do you will likely be in Alabama leadership somewhere.
     
  30. Corky Bucek

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    It will be US Senator Coach Tommy Tuberville
     
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  31. i am a bammer

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  32. Mister Me Too

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    You forgot to add the part where Sessions belittles Tuberville for not hating foreigners as much as he does.
     
  33. NineteenNine

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    This shit playing out on Twitter is hilarious.
     
  34. Redav

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  35. killerwvu

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  36. killerwvu

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    RTR!
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jesus.

    That's a head shot
     
  38. BudKilmer

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  39. Nandor the Relentless

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    lol god damn
     
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  40. Mister Me Too

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  41. Joe_Pesci

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    that's one of the best insults i've ever seen

    "you think you're qualified for the united states senate? you went 5-7 at auburn"
     
  42. Tobias

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  43. BellottiBold

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    Also, none of this is funny.
     
  44. BudKilmer

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    If Jeff Sessions mocks Tony Franklin or winning a game 3-2, I’m going to illegally vote for him
     
  45. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    hope sessions next move is citing the 2003 usc game and tubs getting his teeth kicked in by a bunch of californians as proof that he is unprepared to fight the radical liberal agenda
     
  46. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    hahahahahahahahah thank you for everything alabama
     
  47. HatterasJack

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    The movie Idocracy is set in the year 2505. Think they overshot by about 485 years.
     
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  48. i am a bammer

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    Tuberville courting voters on his way to a Senate seat (2020):

     
  49. wes tegg

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    The guy fighting against giving up control is black. It’s more a new v. old split. It’s all about Joe Reed holding the bag.
     
    #549 wes tegg, May 26, 2020
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  50. Joe_Pesci

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    give me monday night rehabilitation or give me death