Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. dtx

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    the alabama senate seat turning into a tide vs auburn thing would be must watch tv
     
  2. Deuce

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    Sessions and Tubs are both Barners.

    Jones a Bammer.

    Won't matter.
     
  3. tylerdolphin

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    How does the bammer/barner thing break down in Bama percentage wise, roughly?
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    65/45 or maybe even 70/30
     
  5. wes tegg

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    Sessions went to Huntington.
     
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  6. Deuce

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    And went to Alabama law.

    Still a known Barner.
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm not surprised Auburn has the better candidate in the race
     
  8. wes tegg

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    Oh, I know. I was just noting that he’s a sidewalk barner.
     
  9. Whammy

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    Did you listen to the 3 part podcast regarding the Alabama Dem party drama?

    Can’t remember the name, but first time learning about Joe Reed. Mind blowing stuff
     
  10. wes tegg

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    Yeah, I listened to it. Pretty well done, but it’s far from comprehensive. Reed was always kind of an internal antagonist to the party. His real power grab was relatively recent. There was a decent balance, but some selective “public corruption” prosecutions and then Paul Hubbert’s illness and death created a vacuum that Joe filled.
     
  11. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    :roll:
     
  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    So what's the split?
     
  13. John McGuirk

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    The auburn sidewalk fan is a bit more of a rarity and and many people that actually graduated from the university moved to states that don’t suck. Thus, our fan base is smaller.
     
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  14. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Probably not 65/45
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    65/65
     
  16. AlternativeFactsRule

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    That 36 ACT requirement breeds a lot of resentment in those that get rejected and have to settle for attending the state’s lesser schools.
     
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  17. John McGuirk

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    Actually most of those people end up going to ole miss
     
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  18. electronic

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    Jeffrey Lee?
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    You looking for someone to cum on your face?
     
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  21. Barves2125

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    "Don't let the losing team dictate the game when you're sitting on a lead" is the primary lesson he has learned in a multi decade career as a college football coach??
     
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  22. The Blackfish

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    boom headshot
     
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  23. Joe_Pesci

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    Sessions is a vile individual but he would eviscerate Tuberville in a debate, right? Right?
     
  24. Goose

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    Based off the 5 minutes I have spent talking to Tubs, yes.
     
  25. The Blackfish

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    Yes. Tubs is as racist as Sessions, or more, with far far less intelligence, experience and qualification.

    This is not a Sessions endorsement. Doug Jones all the way. Although when Doug loses, better a devil we know I guess...
     
  26. Mister Me Too

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    14/88 split?
     
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  27. dtx

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    we all know that doesn’t matter though
     
  28. Mister Me Too

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    Sessions would win if making intelligent and somewhat factual arguments mattered, but all Tubs has to do is shoehorn Trump’s name in every response and he runs away with this thing.
     
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  29. The Blackfish

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    Yes. Exactly.
     
  30. spagett

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    Shoehorn
     
  31. Mister Me Too

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    That’s what I said, the deep state of TMB changed my post.
     
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  32. BellottiBold

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    Would they kill each other? Bc if not :skepticalhippo:
     
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  33. Doc Louis

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    Well it wasn't "shut up and let the bag men do their thing"
     
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  34. UncleJesse

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    How long until Sessions brings up Tubs wife running over and killing an old man?
     
  35. wes tegg

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    The sooner the better.
     
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  36. wes tegg

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    Who knew that Ann Coulter was the hero we need right now.

     
  37. dtx

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    no one has ever said this before
     
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  38. wes tegg

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  39. The Blackfish

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    Watched that one live and it was great. You could tell that all the jokes were in good fun except the jokes directed at her, which were just truthful statements.
     
  40. wes tegg

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    It turned out that she refused to work with any of the comedians who help everyone with their jokes. So, they all just committed to murdering her.
     
  41. UncleJesse

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    Good.
     
  42. dtx

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    tko on sessions

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  43. wes tegg

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    He responded to this asking how her brother is doing. He obviously has a social media person running the account. It’s only a matter of time before he tweets about Tubs’ wife’s killing a man.
     
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  46. southlick

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  47. -Prime-

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    Thought being a football coach would make him a little less racist
     
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  48. i am a bammer

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    @Dabo
     
  49. ElectricDreamMachine

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    god sean ross is so fucking lame
     
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