Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Should we assume he understands the meaning of reparations and restitution?
     
  2. wes tegg

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    I’m confident he understands neither. It’s just that restitution is at least somewhat relevant to crime.
     
  3. dblplay1212

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    SMH at these posts

     
  4. ramszoolander

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    I know, I know, but she's the least bad of options and will bring $$ to the state. Imagine if we had another Tubs.

    Also, this sucks.
     
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    They probably knew her from their days on Greek Row
     
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    don't talk about my wife that way
     
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    Guess he took his shot and missed.

    Too bad, fuck em
     
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    Support the troops
     
  13. spagett

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    That mother fucker is so dumb
     
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    U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville of Alabama said there should be no efforts to block different ideological groups, including white nationalists, from serving in the military and criticized President Joe Biden for taking steps to remove them even as concerns about extremism in the military dates back to the Trump administration.

    Tuberville, a staunch supporter of the military and a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, made the comments in a Monday interview with WBHM, a National Public Radio station in Birmingham.

    Asked if he believed white nationalists should be allowed to serve in the military, Tuberville said in referring to the Biden administration, “They call them that. I call them Americans.”

    https://www.al.com/news/2023/05/tub...ts-in-the-military-i-call-them-americans.html


    this is a senator, not some random house member. what an embarrassment for the state of alabama.
     
  15. wes tegg

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    He’s so fucking stupid.
     
  16. CaneKnight

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    Bruh what????
     
  17. Mister Me Too

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    These are also the same people who have a problem with Muslim, just because of their religion, serving in the military.
     
  18. JonathanCoachman

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    I wonder how Tubs feels about Nikki Haley's insistence that federal office holders should have to pass a test that proves they have a proficient understanding of how the government works? God I would love to read his answers to non multiple choice questions on this hypothetical test.

    I've long felt that every federal office holder should have to take the high school AP US GOV test and score at least a 3.
     
  19. CaneKnight

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    MAN FUCK THE MEDIA CALL HIM A FUCKING RACIST
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    Would a racist start Jason Campbell at QB??????!!!! WDE
     
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    Man I’m so fucking sick of this, and the media will fucking talk shit about anyone who rightfully calls that cumguzzling piece of shit what he is

    this cunt is in a state with one of the largest black populations in the fucking US saying this kind of disgusting shit.

    if anyone other than a politician said this they’d be skewered and rightfully so
     
  22. Beeds07

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    You mean the black guy he used as free labor to benefit himself? Yup, that’s exactly what a racist would do. It’s the story of America. :awesomeface:
     
  23. JonathanCoachman

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    I get livid whenever I hear the argument that someone isn’t racist because they employ a black person. Getting to tell people of color what to do is most racists favorite thing to do in the world.
     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    No the fuck he isn't. He's literally hurting the military right now bc of the military is helping female soldiers get access to an abortion if they choose to. The military is just a cars he plays. He doesn't give a damn about the military. He'll wrap himself in the military when it benefits him and shit on them to get what he wants.
     
  25. IvanTheTerrible

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    Dude really missed his calling as the Liberty Univ HC.
     
  26. JonathanCoachman

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    I’d be shocked if he didn’t meet this requirement but I’m pretty sure you have to preach sexual chastity publicly and do the opposite in your private life to wield power at Liberty.
     
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    Weird how all these congressman turn into Gordon Gecko when they join these super secret committees and obtain access to non-public information

     
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    Every single lawmaker asked to be shown how to turn it off before voting yes.

     
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  32. JonathanCoachman

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    Does any program come close to Auburn in regards to the string of consecutive embarrassing head coaches they've had? Chizik might be the least embarrassing of the lot and he said "It's a God thing" after his team won a college football game.
     
  33. Gaknight

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    Not really a Gus fan when it comes to coaching but he isn’t embarrassing.
     
  34. Arrec Bardwin

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    It’s an extremely impressive streak that goes back to the 70s actually
     
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  35. Beeds07

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    Laughing at the number of Alabama dudes that will need to learn how VPNs work.
     
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  36. JonathanCoachman

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    I suppose he wasn’t in the ballpark of Tubs or Freeze but that wife of his….What is ole Karen Malzahn up to these days?
     
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    I thought that at first but reading about it I think they just want a like a button turned on that has to be turned off. I don't think they are blocking it completely, just making you turn it on for your phone, basically> I guess they think that'll stop kids? Kids know phones better than them, that's a guarantee.
     
  38. Gaknight

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    Almost died
     
  39. JonathanCoachman

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    Speaking of embarrassing people being in charge, every time someone from the tech industry is questioned by congress, I experience secondhand embarrassment for politicians that I despise. The TikTok and the one where the guy kept mentioned “Finstas” were excruciating.
     
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  40. Beeds07

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    Yeah, that’s the key. Expecting a generation of people far more savvy than their parents to not figure out a workaround. Smart play Bama.
     
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  41. dblplay1212

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    "Well if we hide this button in the settings, they won't be able to find it."

    Genius, fellas, Fucking genius. They'll never figure that out.
     
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    COVID-19? I hope it was and she was antivax
     
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  43. JonathanCoachman

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    I see it was some unspecified infection she got in Orlando. Perhaps it was the Woke Mind Virus considering her proximity to Disney World.
     
  44. Beeds07

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    The next step is to convince these kids to change TV settings and block Fox News, NewsMax and OAN. Take away the only pleasure I have in this God forsaken Hellscape and I’ll take away yours. Who do you think wins this mental battle?

    Team Chaos
     
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  45. southlick

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    Tubs is AU's greatest coach of all time. :laugh:
     
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    It can be password protected by the parents I think.
     
  47. bro

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    porn always wins, folks
     
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    My kids are very young so this isn't an issue yet, but, what is the youngest age you would allow for your kid to have a phone?
     
  49. JonathanCoachman

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    I sure as hell wouldn’t want my name linked to any legislation trying to take porn away from psychotic incels.
     
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