Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. BudKilmer

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    get the fuck out of here. She’s a pile of shit. She’s a power hungry ghoul. She’d suck Donald Trumps dick on the Edmund Pettus bridge draped in a confederate flag
     
  2. VaxRule

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    Just to clarify, is she the one draped in the Confederate flag or is it the bridge?
     
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  3. Arrec Bardwin

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    Or is it The Donald’s dick
     
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  4. VaxRule

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    Stormy made it pretty clear that there’s no room to drape anything there.
     
  5. The Banks

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    Who’s got the dumbest clip of Tubs? Got someone saying he can’t be dumb because he was coach of the year in 2024
     
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  8. dblplay1212

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    I still can't believe this man is a US Senator.
     
  9. southlick

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  10. spagett

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    They're threatening to release the trump piss tapes at every turn
     
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  11. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Major mistake by Russia to buy this idiot.
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    I hope they send him a batch of tea to thank him for his efforts.
     
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  13. spagett

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    I think most people would be denied security clearances for appearing pro-Russia

    Somehow that doesn't apply to fucking politicians
     
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  14. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    I watched the whole thing and he asked “how do we make the military stronger?”

    Fucker shut down promotions for god knows how long. Just no shame.
     
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    “I’ve had nice conversations with her she doesn’t believe any of this”

     
  16. 40wwttamgib

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    good luck with that, bitch.
     
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  17. SuperCam

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    If you had to put a list together of good things alabamas law school alum have contributed to society since it was founded where would you start
     
  18. 40wwttamgib

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    the answer is you don't, because it doesn't exist.
     
  19. dblplay1212

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    Scrambling your brain tbh
     
  20. dblplay1212

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    smh and you claim to be a Yankees fan
     
  21. 40wwttamgib

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    what do the yankees have to do with university of alabama's "law school"?
     
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  26. steamengine

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  28. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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  29. i am a bammer

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  30. dblplay1212

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    Still laughing at that comment... in a thread about a former AU coach that's a sitting US senator ghoul.
     
  31. SuperCam

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    That you probably voted for
     
  32. dblplay1212

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    This is a terrible reply for multiple reasons.
     
  33. Sammy Meatballs

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    Well for starters my endless supply of jokes about the city of Mobile
     
  34. CUtigers

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    Maybe he got confused because Tubberville does live in the same state as you.
     
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  36. double RL

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    He was born an absolute piece of shit and will die one too. Hopefully soon.
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fuck Tuberville. Hope he finds that pine box
     
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  39. double RL

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    This is just an all around cheap shot. And fuck Arkansas for producing Tuberville. I lay all the blame on your state.
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    No need to blindly follow a previous coach like #Alabama Crimson Tide fans when he's repeatedly shown he's a piece of shit

    This is just another data point
     
  41. IV

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    hey Mike Price won his lawsuit against SI
     
  42. southlick

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  43. DuffandMuff

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    He still calls himself coach? Christ.

    Also, sorry Roddick, but your tweet won’t overcome that redneck’s claim that he fixed the world.
     
  44. skiedfrillet

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    US Senator Coach Tommy Tuberville
     
  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Clemson fans know you must always capitalize the C
     
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  46. BudKilmer

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    US Senator from Texas, COACH Bud Kilmer has a nice ring to it.

    fuck off Cruz, I’m taking a district title and your seat
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Here comes Vice President, Coach Tommy Tubs
     
  48. JGator1

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    Totally serious person, she was so nice in law school though

     
  49. The Milkman

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    what happened at the ceremony?
     
  50. VaxRule

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    Everyone became gay and renounced Christianity and all the western powers collapsed.