Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. NineteenNine

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    Still strange there's never any mention of holding coaches to the same standards.
     
  10. SuperCam

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    That’s why I said get it while you can. These republicans and the coaches that quit over NIL are coming back
     
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  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    The hypocrisy. It’s amazing they don’t even see it
     
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  13. double RL

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    Some are just crooked pieces of shit. Some are just dumb. Tubs is a 10/10 on both scales. I'll never forgive bama fans for voting him in.
     
  14. Deuce

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    I blame Paul Finebaum he started the chain of events that got him elected.
     
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    Cliffs?
     
  16. double RL

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    Honestly, Doug Jones campaign should have run one commercial. Tuberville holding up 6 fingers in Bryant Denny. He should have run that 30 times a day on every network. "a vote for tubs dumbass is a declaration of loyalty to war eagle football for life!"
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    Did Tubs pay a buyout at Ole Miss?
     
  18. double RL

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    If not, can we still get him in that pine box?
     
  19. Deuce

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    1. Former Auburn football player Tim James was running for Governor joked about wanting to cut Nick Saban’s salary. Finebaum loved this story consumed his show.

    This story took Tim James from 2nd in the 2010 Alabama GOP Primary to 3rd and replaced him with Tuscaloosa’s finest dermatologist Robert Bentley in the two man runoff. Bentley will the help of the AEA, who hated Bentley’s runoff opponent, won the runoff which was basically the governor race since Alabama will never elect a Democrat.

    2. Said Governor Bentley did not know what the cloud was. Specifically, did not know every text message he sent or received from his cell phone to his mistress was backed up on his wife’s computer.

    This leads him to appoint the guy in charge of investigating him for inappropriately using funds for his mistress to replace Jeff Sessions in one of the most blatantly obvious dirty political moves of all time.

    3. Roy Moore beats Luther Strange in that primary because of the dirty deal. Roy Moore being a shit bag loses to Doug Jones in a low turnout special election.

    4. Alabama being Alabama and never electing a Democrat in a normal election, elects the Republican with the most name recognition in the next full election. That was Tommy Tuberville.
     
  20. Deuce

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    I can’t decide if Trump made up the conversation about Mahomes making Tubs a great coach or if Trump bought the lie that Tubs gave him.
     
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    Wonder how many people would clap like fucking idiots if Tubs claimed he got Cam Newton to go to Auburn?
     
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    Cam isn't white enough for those types of reactions. Plus have you seen him type on social media or the hats he wears!!!!!!
     
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    Democrats really stink at fighting dirty
     
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    Nice community note
     
  25. Deuce

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    I love that he named dropped coaching The Rock.
     
  26. double RL

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    Please don't refresh this thread until it's to discuss Tuberville's funeral arrangements. Thanks!
     
  27. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    From what I recall from tubs’ actual time at tech, all of his biggest recruiting battles were for four star juco guys from Florida. Most of whom he hired their high school coach or dad as quid pro quo.
     
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    It’s wild that Tommy Tuberville is the best and most famous coach in techs history
     
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  29. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    He should be remembered as only techs coach in my humble opinion.
     
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    Any university who employed tubs should be shut down indefinitely until we can figure out what the fuck happened.
     
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  32. Deuce

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    Since he coached at Cincinnati can we also consider shutting down the Bengals, the Reds and Skyline Chili.
     
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    denied.
     
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    We didn’t put up with his shit, canned him, and the entire fanbase hates him :smug:
     
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    Dewine wanted a LG pick who wouldn’t run for Governor

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    That guy fucking sucks. He owns the local minor league baseball team and insisted that tax payers pay for upgrades to the park of they were leaving. I know that’s not an uncommon occurrence in professional sports but he refused to throw in a single penny.
     
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  47. double RL

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    He's quite possibly the dumbest Republican in DC. I know the competition is really stiff, but I think he can take it.

    Can we do a bracket for the dumbest Republican politician? I still have bracket fever.
     
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