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  1. Jax Teller

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    Also whoever comes up with the videos and shit is one disturbed individual.
     
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  2. Tiffin

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    Because he's a fuckin weirdo.
     
  3. Tiffin

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    Seriously though. I know I've mentioned it before, maybe itt im not going to check, but when I saw A Perfect Circle back in high school he stood behind this plain white screen and had lights shine from behind so you saw nothing but his sillouette the whole time.

    I've heard all sorts of different reasons like he's got anxiety etc, but at the end of the day I think he's just a real weird guy.
     
  4. undrtow

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    Adam Jones does the video, or at least used to.
     
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  5. Jax Teller

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    This is my number one reasoning.
     
  6. Jax Teller

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    Weird fucker sure can sing though.
     
  7. NP13

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    a few friends are going to the Charlotte show on tuesday.

    cool story
     
  8. CraigAnne Conway

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    He was doing it when i saw them on that Lateralus tour
     
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  9. Fidelio

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    According to The Pulse Of Radio, TOOL frontman Maynard James Keenan made a handful of eyebrow-raising comments in a new interview with the Phoenix New Times this week, just ahead of TOOL's only performance of 2015 at the Monster Mash Music Festival in Tempe, Arizona. Asked whether the band has a sense of humor that a lot of fans miss, Keenan replied: "Yeah, it's there, but people miss it because they're so focused on the other bullshit. It's lost. Insufferable people… It's just ridiculous, retards. I'm sorry. Can't help them. Way too serious. Too much. Lighten up."

    Read more at http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ma...s-tool-fans-insufferable/#MszKlDI9IMxGrzjv.99
     
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  10. Jax Teller

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    Yea I read that back in like 99/99 he was still standing out front. At least that's what the internet tells me.
     
  11. TC

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    1. He's always done it or has for a long time anyway

    2. IMO it's bc they aren't the type of band where you go to watch the lead singer be the big star. They are meant to be a unit. Also I think the other members keep it somewhat plain Jane as well, which draws your eyes to the visuals more. You are supposed to hear them, see the visuals and feel...well I can't describe that to you

    3. Yeah Maynard is weird so he also does it bc it gives a cool/weird/creepy vibe. It's like you can't be 100% sure there isn't a gollum-like creature creeping around in the shadows back there
     
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  12. TC

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    He is talking about people that come to the show and want to hear Sober :twocents:
     
  13. Jax Teller

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    I'll cut you
     
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  14. Fidelio

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    For the encore
     
  15. burnttatertot

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    Tool's great, been listening to them since the early 90's. Plus, Maynard doesn't sound like Skeletor and Tool fanboys are slightly less insufferable than Ghost's.
     
  16. eHo

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    There is nothing that you could place into this blank to make that statement true.

    I say this as a Tool fan who purchased Undertow on cassette from Columbia House in 1993.
     
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  17. burnttatertot

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    Try being on some metal forums with Ghost fans, it's like Slipknot all over again.
     
  18. Joe_Pesci

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    He's such a douche. Hey yeah, we're going to write ambiguous metaphorical lyrics for like 5 albums and include puzzles and shit in our album packaging but anyone who gets into it a little too much is a retard.
     
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  19. Joe_Pesci

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    Why are you trying to hurt me
     
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  20. eHo

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    Understandable - this is the only message board I read. It's also not surprising because Tool hasn't put out an album in a decade. Just wait and see when/if(?) the new album comes out.

    Tool fans are more annoying progPhish fans when they actually have something to talk about. Point taken about Ghost, though.
     
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  21. eHo

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    I don't think he's annoyed at people who get into it a bit much. I think he's annoyed at the fans who take everything so seriously. He's caught a lot of crap from super serious Tool fans about Puscifer.
     
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  22. Joe_Pesci

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    Opeth has a decent case for the worst internet fans. The dude who basically is Opeth used to post on some fan site and was chased away by fans of his own band because one of their albums wasn't death metal enough.
     
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  23. Joe_Pesci

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    I understand it to a certain extent since both of his band names are variations on dick and pussy, but they've been cultivating this mystical (or whatever you want to call it) image for a long time. That's Tool. It made him rich.
     
  24. eHo

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    Right, so he created side projects to explore other parts of his personality because nobody is that dark/brooding/mysterious for 25 years 24/7/365. Lots of Tool fans can't accept that.
     
  25. TC

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    Agreed. Can't recall the name but there's a song on opiate where he talks about this. "I can say what I want to, even if I'm not serious". An he calls people pieces of shit and tells them to fuck themselves a lot
     
  26. eHo

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    Hush (appropriately).
     
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  27. Joe_Pesci

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    i think it's "I can't say what I want to" :comicbookguy:
     
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  28. Fidelio

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    That's mjk, for ya. If anything, I get what he's saying. For a stretch I was way too into the band in my late teens/early 20s, to the exclusion of other music. I can only imagine what some of the more intense fans say and do

    I can appreciate him as an artist, even if I don't care for his other shit. I suppose I've evolved as well over time. Shit - I listen to some real pussy edm stuff these days.

    If they come back around with a new album, I'll prob listen a few hundred times, but if they were all to commit group suicide, I'd lol
     
  29. burnttatertot

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    I was bored waiting for the game to start. We're good now.
     
  30. BP

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    My buddy was just given 2 box seats for the Atl show tonight :blowup:
     
  31. Fidelio

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  32. TC

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    For some reason it feels weird seeing tool on twitter. Probably because it didn't exist last time they made a record
     
  33. cutig

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    Saw this bumped and got excited about an album update
     
  34. TC

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    Same. Why are we so dumb
     
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  35. undrtow

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    stop fucking touring and record an album. fuck
     
  36. TC

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    Maynard get your motherfuckin chakras right
     
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  37. Fidelio

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    i blame maynard for my affinity with EDM
     
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    Reports that they're in negotiations with major streaming services to make their catalogue available digitally for the first time
     
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  39. Heavy Mental

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    That's awesome. Conspicuously absent from Spotify.
     
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  40. nexus

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    Supposedly it's being done in conjuction with/anticipation of the new album release which has a lot of people optimistic that we'll get new shit before the end of the year.

    More likely is that their music won't hit Spotify until 2019
     
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  41. Joe_Pesci

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    if there ever is another album it will almost certainly be mediocre
     
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  42. Redav

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    Yea, they're in their 50s. I wouldn't hold my breath for anything relevant.
     
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  43. Joe_Pesci

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    I was thinking more that they haven't released an album in 10 years and haven't released a good one in 15
     
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  44. oldberg

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    Just give me another schism god damn it
     
  45. Fidelio

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  46. Fidelio

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    i have a weird sense of humor, but watching this is making me crack up. esp the 3 guys dancing

     
  47. BP

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    Between this and waiting on GRRM's new book, :bang:
     
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    The kid from Little Giants on the rhythm sticks is my favorite part.
     
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