Top 10 most evil people from Ancient Times

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  1. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    with some slight alterations to make it unreadable
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  2. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    Middleschool ramblings.
  3. Babou

    Babou ocelot
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    That between 36 and 150,000 boys were killed.

    Give or take.
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  4. DannyO'brienIsOurSatan

    DannyO'brienIsOurSatan Formerly Canefin561

    Also he started every sentence the same, this blood mongrel guy is bad.
  5. colonelrascals

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    I just asked my sister this and that is what she answered:facepalm:. Even though she is 10,000 times smarter than me, as a history major this makes me :angry::whyioughta::blowup:
  6. Aaron Hernandez

    Aaron Hernandez The FSU NYT article —>
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    Yeah that annoyed me. The worst part of the list was making the number one spot a tie. :facepalm:
  7. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    The fact that the account parallels other ancient stories is more damning than there just not being any other historical record in my mind.
  8. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
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    Yeah. The whole point of that book is to make Jesus parallel to the Moses story, with Herod playing the Pharaoh. It isn't even included in the other synoptics.

    That combined with the horrible grammar makes me think a 4th grader wrote this
  9. tne

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    Wu Zetian is such a pushover in Civilization
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  10. Pharoh

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    Not ancient, but Pee Wee Gaskins was one evil mofo.
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  11. Soup

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    how many of these 10 do you think you could take one on one in a steel cage match?
  12. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I like my chances with all of them.

    since they're dead
  13. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill I aint the mother fucker.

    I read a 3 book series on Genghis Khan 5 or 6 years ago that was pretty badass. Definitely didn't paint him in an "evil" light.

    I have no idea what the name of it was now though.
  14. Clubber Lang

    Clubber Lang High Potentate

    He also could fuck a Twinkie up

  15. You and You

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    Nero gets a way worse rep than he deserves. He was a freaking crazy mother fucker, but he wasn't nearly as bad as revisionist historians make him out to be, and he actually did a lot of good too. Several of the people who wrote the accounts of his life were known to be very anti-Nero, and they straight up made a bunch of shit up about him.
  16. Pawpride

    Pawpride Clemson

  17. Hank Scorpio

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    holy motherfuck at Delphine Lalaurie. That's one sick bitch.