tragedy

fire kolaches

 

Were they what recording a podcast there? If so, we’ve got a serial situation

 

Cars!

 

A car ran over one of my cats today

 

A rare Fubu jersey appearance, nice.

 

Wait a minute…does that dude have on a fubu jersey? They still make fubu?

 

Jesus Christ, I’m sorry to hear that.

 

100% was getting his dick sucked.

 

Head so good he tried to kys

 

I’ve never heard of that girl but she’s a babe.

 

This is awful news

 

Cars are dangerous, especially when people use their phones while driving

 

Kolaches are made with fruit.

 

Did you kill this person? Should probably kill this person.

Sorry, man.

 

Got an email from Petlink that my cat had been "found" via microchip and I should call the local vet ER. I called and they told me he'd been hit, somebody brought him in and he was DOA

 

Fuck. Sorry.

 

THANK YOU!


Klobasnek


Kolache

Both delicious but Texas is wrong again.

 

Kolaches need meat.

 

Shipleys offers jalapeño and turkey or ham kolaches, nothing like gut rot at 8am

 

The best kolaches are made by grandmothers with unpronounceable last names with like 16 consonants and 2 vowels

 

I studied abroad in Czech Republic if anyone has any questions

 

Blame the Czech/German immigrants who came over and landed in West, Texas

 

If enough people call the cheeseburgers at sonic pizzas maybe that’ll catch on too.

 

If turkey and jalapeño gives you gut rot, you've got other issues.

 

Anything spicy in the morning fucks me up.

 

Business is booming

 

Those look delicious but they don’t look like any kolache I’ve ever eaten