Truman reads the Harry Potter Series & TC TOO

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  1. Truman

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    Chapter 19
    - Ugh that article... Rita Skeeter can get boned
    - Now Harry is getting pissy with Ron out of spite. Get it together fellas. Keep trying to play peace maker Hermione
    - Not sure if I've mentioned Hermione's SPEW club. Good for her. Fight the Power!
    - Hagrid found some dragons. Trying to show them to Maxime. What game he has.
    - Oh hey Charlie Weasley
    - Ahhh Hagrid also giving Harry a head's up of what's coming in the challenge. Well done Hagrid
    - Karkaroff sneaking to find out what the challenge is too. Cheaters the whole lot of em.
    - Sirius is fire. Literraly.
    - Karkaroff was a Dead Eater? Then the released and decided to make him a teacher at a Wizard Academy? That's p dumb
    - Dammit Ron. Walking in a the very worst time.
    - Ugh Harry chill. Need my boys back together.

    Chapter 20
    - Harry trying to earn some goodwill giving Cedric the head's up about the dragons.
    - Thankful for Hermione in these trying times to still help Harry
    - Oh man, Mrs McDonagall coming to get Harry for the challenge. She's shook. Worried for him
    - Other 3 were successful w the their dragons. Harry's turn. Lets get it.
    - Oh this firebolt spell is cool AF
    - McDonogall so proud. Always knew she cared about him but never really see it this much. Cool to see the pride she has and worry about his safety so bluntly
    - THE BOYS ARE BOYS AGAIN! YASSSSSSSS!
    - lol at Hermione crying about it
    - Karkaroff giving Harry a 4. SMH. Pretty much a russian judge at the olympics
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    Hermione's SPEW :lovelove:
     
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    Obviously you're at the point where you're not going to be able to knock out a whole book in an afternoon, but I'd recommend keeping a pretty steady pace...the story, particularly now, is very much a continuous single entity and if you put it aside you'll catch yourself trying to remember why something is happening and what happened half a book ago etc.
     
  4. Truman

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    I wanted to read some yesterday, but was impossibly hung over. Afternoon is pretty open. Should be able to find some time today.
     
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    Chapter 21
    - at the donuts turning neville into a bird. Twins are the best
    - Ugh this Rita Skeeter always popping up. Annoying AF
    - Dobby!
    - LOL @ Ron complimenting the elves on their work and Hermione giving him the stink eye
    - Poor Winky and her stockholm syndrome
    - Ohh yeah lets get some dirt on the Malfoys
    - Ohhh dirt on Bagman
    - Pretty bummed the only dirt we got was they're bad dark wizards. GIMMIE THE DEETS!

    Chapter 22
    - The Yule Ball and Harry needs a date. Easy way out is to just ask Hermione. Will he sack up and ask Cho???
    - Hagrid filling them in about his interview w Rita Skeeter. She just sucks so much. Boner for Harry is troubling. Is she in on this plot to murk Harrry?
    - Heh Harry procrastinating on solving the golden egg is driving Hermione nuts.
    - LMAO at Hermione scalding the boys for asking girls to the ball just because they're good looking. Ron's response :laugh:
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    - Oh noooo Cho was already asked. I thought for sure it would be Ron or even Draco. But it was Cedric
    - Pfffft Ron asked the veela. Such a Ron move
    - HAHAHA Hermione lying to Neville about already have a date. Little hypocrite
    - "Oh youre a girl Hermione, just go w one of us" . pffft Amazing Ron
    - And now Ginny is going w Neville, Hermione actually does a have a date. Now it's a big mystery who.

    That was a hilarious chapter. Laughed my ass off. I do miss the levity of the earlier books like this.


    Chapter 23
    - Hermione got her teeth fixed. Is she becoming a caterpillar before our eyes here? Gonna be pretty annoyed of our Trio turns into angsty prepubescent love triangle.
    - Harry giving Dobby some dirty ass socks for xmas and he loves them lol
    - Ron still getting the shakes from Fleur
    - pffft. Hermione is w Krum after saying he was only like for being a Quiddich star
    - And she's all done up. Having a Cinderella moment. Ugh. this is definitely heading to romance.
    - Percy is a wet blanket on everything
    - Love Doubledore mocking Karkaroff for being so uptight about the secretiveness of his school
    - Hermione phonetically spelling out her name for Krum "Her-my-oh-nee," That should settle the great pronunciation debate :idk:
    - Ron hatin on Hermione for attending w Krum. Trying to get inside info
    - Mannnn we all just made up like 2 chapters ago, and we fighting again. Sigh.
    - oh shit! Harry and ron stumbled on Snape and Karkaroff talking :popcorn:
    - Their concerns about Voldemort coming back. Is it out of fear for needing to unite w him or . something else?
    - LMAO Hagrid spittin game on Maxime. Giants huh? That was a cool little backstory
    - Good on Cedric for giving harry the tip w the egg in the bath. I want to like Cedric
    - Now Harry walking in to Hermione and Ron screaming at eachother. Ugh. Ron seems more upset than Harry. I suppose if it's not a love triangle I can deal with it
     
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    Chapter 24
    - Where is Hagrid??
    - That bitch Rita outed Hagrid as a giant? For real - she can get fucked
    - Uh oh. Crouch has gone missing? Why did Percy act like he was just overwhelmed when he was sitting in @ The Yule Ball?
    - Bagman offering to cheat for Harry?
    - Oh great here comes Rita into the pub
    - Love our trio giving her shit. Hermione all fired up
    - Doubledore is just the best. Hanging w Hagrid in his cabin, ignoring the kids insults about other teachers

    Chapter 25
    - Harry in the prefect bathroom. Moaning Mertle is a peeping tom
    - Harry saw Crouch moving around in snapes office on his map. this should be good
    - Harry almost get's caught by Filtch - gonna escape AND frame Peaves? That's great.
    - Moody can see through invisibility cloaks?
    - Loving Moody taunting Snape like this. Great.
    - Moody running interference for Harry. Awesome

    Chapter 26
    - Laughed at harry trying to figure out how to breath under water. Worried about a telescope popping out of his head if he does teh submarine spell wrong
    - Ron and Hermione being summoned to McGonagall's office :warn:
    - Ah crap Harry fell asleep in the library and is going to be late for the challenge
    - Dobby coming through with that gillyweed
    - pfft. Moaning Mertle just hanging out underwater in the lake. Told him where to find the mermaids. Harry getting assists left and right during this challenge.
    - Harry choosing to cut loose Ron first. Wonder if that says something/foreshadowing
    - Harry is such a hero saving Ron and the little girl. LOL at Ron giving him shit for it
    - Awww yeah Harry's heroics pay off and gets high marks for the challenge.
     
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    Chapter 27
    - More shit Rita articles about bullshit.
    - Snape accusing Harry of breaking into his office :ohdear:
    - And threatening him w truth serum :ohdear: :ohdear:
    - Karkaroff crashing Snape's class. What is the deal w them...
    - Sirius AND buckbeak!!
    - Oh man... Crouch was the guy who sentenced Black to Azkaban w/o a trail. This fucking guy
    - Good backstory. Crouch using the Voldemort scare for political gains.
    - He sent his son to Azkaban and he died in prison? yikes. Fake death possibly?

    Chapter 28
    - LOL Winky has turned into a drunk
    - Hermione and Ron constantly bickering...
    - Hermione getting hate mail after Rita's article. Bitch
    - Oh man now Ron is being turd about Leprechaun gold and Harry having money. Ron is being a prick all book
    - Still feel bad for him tho.
    - 3rd challenge is a maze. Cool.
    - Krum wants to talk w Harry. He's going to give him shit about Hermione i bet.
    - Yep. What's going on w you and 'Hermy-own-ninny' lol
    - Just dawned on me that Krum is 18 and Hermione is 14. That's a little pedo. Also double fuck Rita for making a 14 year old girl the topic of her gossip rag
    - Crouch out here all out of sorts
    - What is this stupid thing Crouch did??
    - He's all fucked up but still calling Percy - Weatherby lol
    - Dark Lord getting stronger :popcorn:
    - Snape intercepts... ugh this is going to be frustrating.
    - Oh thank god Doubledore popped out. Suck it Snape.
    - Moody is such a badass.
    - Karkaroff bitching about match fixing when Voldemort is gaining steam. SMH.
     
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  12. Truman

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    Done for today.
     
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    excellent progress today.
     
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    Bonus chapter I read between hockey periods.
    Chapter 29
    - Who are the twins blackmailing??
    - Lol at them telling Ron he's turning into Percy.
    - Oh shit this dream or whatever in Trelawney's class. Too bad Hermione isnt in it anymore. Loved her talking shit about Trelawney.
     
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    Even in these little recaps, there's so much stuff I'm being reminded of that were different from the movie that I completely forgot about.
     
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    2nd Intermission reading

    Chapter 30
    - Oh hey Fawkes. Good to see you again
    - This is a crazy ass basin
    - Ohhhh what memory or past event is this??
    - Karkaroff's trial. :popcorn:
    - He's rolling over on Voldemort's peeps.
    - Oh boy. Calling out Snape. So he was a death eater, turned spy for the good wizards. I can never get a read on him. Also want to know he and Karkaroff can be on speaking terms now, after karkaroff threw him under the bus
    - Bagman was played by Voldemort supporters, but won the jury vote because of his Quidditch celebrity
    - Dang quite the scene with Crouch and his boy. Also the chick death eater being all smuggy. That's some Manson trial shit right there
    - wait - - Longbottoms? Neville's parents?
    - Doubledore just rolls w the punches so well. Never gets mad at any thing.
    - Yep Neville's parents.
    - Ugh didnt tell Harry why Doubledore believed Snape stopped supporting Voldemort.

    That was a great chapter. Now Im really done for the day
     
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    Chapter 31
    - More garbage from Rita. How the hell is she getting this info.
    - Weasleys standing in as Harry's family to watch the 3rd challenge <3>- Ohhh Mrs Weasley seems to have caused a bit of her trouble back in the day<br>- LOL at Mrs Weasley giving Hermione the stink eye until Harry said not to believe Rita's article about them<br>- Dementors are a part of this challenge? garbage.<br>- Nope just a shifter<br>- Krum fucking up Cedric during challenge. Look at your boy Hermione... smh<br>- “Thanks!” said Harry, and, amazed at his own brilliance, he dashed forward.- pfft at harry just spewing out spells at this spider.
    - You take the cup, no you take! Lets go boys...
    - Take it together...

    Chapter 32
    - The Cup is taking them somewhere and now Harry's scare is on fire. Oh fuck. Cedric is dead.
    - Pettigrew dragging Harry. Oh boy this is bad. How did Voldemort set this whole thing up?
    - Pettigrew cutting his own hand off. Idiot
    - Blood of the Enemy forcibly taken???? Oh lawd. Oh it's just blood from a cut.
    - Lord Voldemort has risen again...

    I believe shit is getting real as the kids say. Harry's blood is a part of voldemort now. Im sure that will have big time future implications.

    Chapter 33
    - Ahhh all the death eaters had the dark mark branded on their arms. That's what Karkaroff was talkng about when Harry and Ron came up on him and Snape
    - Death Eaters coming back. Waiting for Mr Malfoy to show up
    - Lucious... yessss knew it. Fuck him up Voldemort
    - Showed mercy. Voldemort is the worst in every way.
    - Crabbe and Doyle too. Of course they are.
    - Who is the undercover at Hogwats???? Crouch? Bagman? Snape?
    - Great job mama Potter on that old curse.
    - GODDAMIT VOLDEMORT. Just tell me who your inside man is.
    - Wants to kill harry to show how strong he is. Prob not going to work out for you Voldie.
    - Voldemort toying w Harry going to end up so great.
    - Wands stuck by the beams [img src="https://www.the-mainboard.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ohdear.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=":ohdear:" title=":ohdear: :ohdear:" >
    - Shit is getting wierd. People and things falling out of Voldemort's wand.
    - His victims? Harry's Parents gonna show up ? :ohdear: :tebow:
    - Yep. And they gave him the clues to get out. Harry's parents win again voldemort. heh heh heh

    Chapter 35
    - Moody is getting ready to fuck shit up.
    - Moody put harry's name in? To use him as bait?
    - Oh fuck off Moody is the Death Eater? COME THE FUCK ON! IM ready to burn this shit down.
    - So much for Doubledore just rolling w the punches. FUCK MOODY UUUUUUP
    - Not Moody. Thank god, that was crushing to me.
    - Barty Crouch... dang
    - Oh man. This super badass who I thought Moody was, was still just Barty this entire time. Back to be being crushed. :tebow:

    Chapter 36
    - Fawkes' feathers part of Harry's wand. Neat.
    - Fawkes' tears healing Harry's leg. Forgot about those healing powers. Neat.
    - Oh man. Fudge brought a dementor into the school .
    - Barty got that kiss
    - Did Fudge do this to stop him from providing more info????
    - Somethign is goign on w Fudge here...
    - Fudge covering for Malfoys ect... Is this because he was bought off, working w Voldemort or just this dumb
    - Doubledore laying it out now. Get rid of the dementors, reach out to the Giants. (more social commentary perhaps?)
    - Leaning towards Fudge just not being able to accept reality. Sounds like we have a real civil war here.
    - Snape and Sirius shaking hands. Doubledore rallying the troops quickly.
    - What did Doubledore ask Snape to do????

    Chapter 37
    - Oh man Doubledore said Harry has to go back to the Dursleys this summer. Poor guy has been through enough.
    - Doubledore not treating the students w kids gloves. Telling them what happened
    - Yeah Ron and Hermione are def jelly of each other.
    - Krum saying goodbye to all 3. Are we pretending like he didnt try to fuck over Cedric? Fuck him
    - Hermione figured out Rita was an Animagus. And now is black mailing her. Nice! (BTW still want to know who the twins were blackmailing)
    - But not as nice as the twins and our three blasting Draco Crabbe and Doyle
    - Ask and you shall receive... twins were blackmailing Bagman.
    - Bagman is just a degenerate gambler lol Goblins gonna get him.
    - Good on Harry for giving the winnings to the Twins. Finally found a way to help out the Weasleys.


    Shit is getting real. Im interested to see where we go from here. 8.5/10. Wonder how Doubledore treats the Malfoys/Crabbes/Doyles of Hogwarts knowing that they're overt Voldemort supporters. Also dying to know more about Snape and why he became a double agent against Voldemort.
     
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    Little clean up. Barty crouch jr/moody put krum under the imperious curse to make him attack Cedric.
     
  24. Truman

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    Thanks. I was in a hurry to finished. Missed that.
     
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    Yea. There is a ton going on at the end of that book. It took a few read throughs for me to catch absolutely everything.
     
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    Truman thank you again for doing this and putting up with how demanding we are. It's a fantastic read to see your thoughts as you go.

    I've been reading the updates to my wife and she's super jealous of you getting to read it fresh. Said she wishes she could forget it all and experience it for the first time all over.

    Very interested to see how you view things after the rest of the books and see which ones are your favorites
     
  27. Truman

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    Just throw an Obliviate! her way and problems solved.

    Hard to rank them now. The transition from light and goofy to dark and ominous took me has thrown me for a bit of a loop. Wasn't expecting that as I had this preconceived notion these are goofy kids book.

    I think the second book is my fave right now just because it made me laugh so much. They all have been great.
     
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    Yeah it's definitely something you can't really know for sure until you finish the series. One of a few things I'm really looking forward to your opinion on.
     
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    You taking a break between 4 and 5 or you hooked enough to dive straight in?

    Book 5 is pretty long.
     
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    Book 4 is just such a crux for the entire series with the huge shift from fun books about wizards with some dark overtones to "oh shit!". It just keeps getting better.
     
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  33. Teflon Queen

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    When you starting Order of the Phoenix Truman? It is uncanny how much OotP captures the mood of the current climate in the real world.
     
  34. Truman

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    Not sure. I want to get through this S-Town podcast first. Then maybe TMB book club book, which is pretty short.

    A week from now at the latest. Probably sooner.
     
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  36. Truman

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    As it turns out. I finished S-Town & The TMB Book of the Month, Nutshell by Ian McEwan. Nutshell was good, S-Town was great. Recommend both
     
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    You should be able to squeeze in a chapter or two of OotP between the games
     
  38. Truman

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    That'd be weird in the middle of the bar
     
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    Movie Bonus - Drunk watching Goblet of . Fire running thoughts

    - They didnt show us the WC match. booo
    - Krum is completely opposite of how I pictured him
    - Moody/ barty is too goofy
    - Agree, the new Doubledore sucks. Zero charisma.
    - Maxine isnt even fat, just tall. This is rubbish so far
    - Is cedric that turd int he vampire movies?/
    - did a good job w Rita tho
    - ohhh also nailed the Sirius in the fire scene. The visual part at least
    - LMAO @ Rons dress robes
     
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    GOF movie was an unmitigated disaster. And I loved the book as a wee lad.
     
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    Order of the Phoenix

    Chapter 1
    - The Dursley's precious, perfect boy has turned into a little delinquent. smh
    - Harry's talking back to his Aunt/Uncle now. Finally. "were not stupid" "could have fooled me" fistpump.gif
    - Harry needling Dudley on the walk
    - Dementors coming??? In a muggle town? :ohdear:
    - They are... oh boy.
    - Quite the opening chapter. That scene was intense. Mrs Figg obviously isnt a scared little bitch about magic like the Dursleys. And who is this Fletcher dude?

    Chapter 2
    - Harry as confused about Mrs Figg as I am.
    - She's a squib. I feel like that's been explained before but im drawing a blank. IM sure I'll get a refresher soon.
    - Harry's expelled??? No way.
    - lol at the weasley's owl crashing into the window. That's so Weasley <3>- Ok cool Doubledore is working it out<br>- Whaaaaa? How does Aunt P know about dementors?<br>- ok now it's just a suspension<br>- Voldemort controlling the dementors would be scary as hell<br>- Who sent that last Owl mail to Petunia? Was that a threat from Voldemort??<br>- Maaaan if Aunt Petunia knew the danger w Voldemort/Death Eaters Harry's been in since they took him him, and still treated him like a POS his entire life she can get fucked

    Chapter 3
    - Moody and Lupin!
    - lol Dursleys are so gullible to go win that dumb award Ohhh going to headquarters.
    - Headquarters of the order of the pheonix... Fawkes gonna be there???

    Chapter 4
    - Yasssss! Back w Hermione and Ron.
    - Ugh c'mon Harry stop being a twat to your friends
    - Fucking MSM needling Harry in all their articles Aholes
    - Hermione still on her S.P.E.W. rant
    - Bill trying to get up in Fleur's guts. GL Bill.
    - The Order of the Phoenix sounds like Mossad after WW2. Badass.
    - Dang Percy and fam are beefin' .
    - LMAO the mean bitch in the portrait is Sirius' mom

    Chapter 5
    - lol at Snape needling Sirus about cleaning and shit
    - Love this dinner scene and debate between Lupin/Mrs Weasley/Sirus. All out of love or Harry
    - Love hearing how much of a badass Doubledore is. Hope we get to see him in action sooner than later
    - I cant help but wonder if Fudge's resistance of doubledore is really because he's an insecure moron in a seat of power (That doesn't sound at all familar) or if he is playing dumb and really in league w Voldemort

    Chapter 6
    - What's this superweapon/power Voldemort is searching for :ohdear:
    - lol at these puking candies the Twins are making
    - Twins taking pleasure at Mrs Weasley yelling at someone else. :laugh:
    - This nasty old house elf ranting about mudbloods and shit. Lets see Hermione stick up for it now
    - pffft. This fucker is belligerent AF.
    - oh man she is still sticking up for him
    - now he's hating on Sirius. This guy is the alecock of elves. Always bitchin
    - Dang Sirius giving his family history. Lots of Death Eater sympathizers. Poor mudbloods
    - Oh Tonks is a cousin, and now we know why she likes to go by her last name.
    - AND related to the Malfoys!!! ooof.
    - Bummer, Doubledore stops by and ices Harry.

    Chapter 7
    - It's fucking ridiculous Harry still is having a hearing. Shit like this makes me think Fudge is working w Voldemort.
    - Ha. Gimme Mr Weasley hangin w muggles all day long
    - Going through the Ministry. J.K. is so good at world building.
    - Weasley family photo minus Percy on Mr W's desk :tebow:
    - Here we go. Hope harry doesn't get fucked over in this hearing

    Chapter 8
    - Fudge switching up the time of the hearing trying to avoid Doubledore but he's too smart tfor you Barty.
    - Harry's getting railroaded in this thing. Garbage. Fudge has it out for him in overkill
    - Fudge doesn't have the power to expel Harry from Hogwarts. nice. Doudledore is clowning Crouch on legalities left and right
    - Wooo Harry's cleared of all charges!
     
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    Fudge not Crouch.
     
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    A squib is a non magical kid born from 2 magical parents.

    Kind of like if the wizarding equivalent of having a kid with downs.
     
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    I keep getting them mixed up because they were introduced at the same time. Plus I just watched the movie last night where crouch was the focus. ugh.
     
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    Truman are you aware of the Fantastic Beast franchise and what it entails?
     
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    Only thing I know is that it's a movie that takes place prior to the events in the HP series. But you calling it a series makes me think I dont know all that much about what it entails. No idea who is in it or what it's about. I do remember that one of the books on Harry's reading list before Year 1 was Fantastic Beasts.
     
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