Trump Ear Cut by Glass Shrapnel

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  1. HoosDaMan

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    Definitely not shot.
     
    #1 HoosDaMan, Jul 13, 2024
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  2. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    Not great
     
    #2 arsenal, Jul 13, 2024
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  3. kinghill

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    what
     
    #3 kinghill, Jul 13, 2024
  4. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    Wait what
     
    #4 poor paul, Jul 13, 2024
  5. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Is this a troll
     
    #5 TC, Jul 13, 2024
  6. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    Hoos trying to get us on a list
     
    #6 poor paul, Jul 13, 2024
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  7. Lyrtch

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    It's real but it just hit his ear
     
    #7 Lyrtch, Jul 13, 2024
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  8. Handcuffed

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    ?
     
    #8 Handcuffed, Jul 13, 2024
  9. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    2 inches to the right and his head is split like a watermelon
     
    #9 slogan119, Jul 13, 2024
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    I was thinking ear or involuntary arm movement?
     
    #10 HoosDaMan, Jul 13, 2024
  11. lazy bum

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    They fucking missed.
     
    #11 lazy bum, Jul 13, 2024
  12. lazy bum

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    Just going to make things worse now.
     
    #12 lazy bum, Jul 13, 2024
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  13. Goose

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    Well this is a disappointment
     
    #13 Goose, Jul 13, 2024
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  14. Lyrtch

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    He very nearly had a JFK moment
     
    #14 Lyrtch, Jul 13, 2024
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  15. TC

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    [​IMG]
     
    #15 TC, Jul 13, 2024
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  16. dump bueckers

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    Someone took to the Hinckley School of Shooting I see
     
    #16 dump bueckers, Jul 13, 2024
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  17. Owsley

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    Where was the good guy with the gun to stop it?
     
    #17 Owsley, Jul 13, 2024
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  18. AptosDuck

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    Looked staged
     
    #18 AptosDuck, Jul 13, 2024
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  19. Redav

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    SHOOT BETTER
     
    #19 Redav, Jul 13, 2024
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  20. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    #20 arsenal, Jul 13, 2024
  21. Brocktoon

    Brocktoon Well-Known Member
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    1000% times worse. Idiot just rallied his people and likely handed him the election
     
    #21 Brocktoon, Jul 13, 2024
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  22. dblplay1212

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    Staged
     
    #22 dblplay1212, Jul 13, 2024
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  23. Corky Bucek

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    Fireworks?
     
    #23 Corky Bucek, Jul 13, 2024
  24. a.tramp

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    Sounded like a pellet gun
     
    #24 a.tramp, Jul 13, 2024
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  25. Owsley

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    I’m here for the conspiracy theories
     
    #25 Owsley, Jul 13, 2024
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  26. Lyrtch

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    The crowd not moving is crazy shit
     
    #26 Lyrtch, Jul 13, 2024
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  27. Redav

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    Lol come on
     
    #27 Redav, Jul 13, 2024
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  28. southlick

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    [​IMG]
     
    #28 southlick, Jul 13, 2024
  29. Owsley

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    Immediate reaction: take out cell phone
     
    #29 Owsley, Jul 13, 2024
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  30. southlick

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    #30 southlick, Jul 13, 2024
  31. dblplay1212

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    A dozen or more shots? And only one person nicked?
     
    #31 dblplay1212, Jul 13, 2024
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  32. Handcuffed

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    there's still a chance he dies from the infection
     
    #32 Handcuffed, Jul 13, 2024
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  33. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Paintball?
     
    #33 southlick, Jul 13, 2024
  34. ned's head

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    In somebody's attempt to disrupt our democracy, of course
     
    #34 ned's head, Jul 13, 2024
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  35. HoosDaMan

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    Some of those were secret service. I think only 3 from gunman.
     
    #35 HoosDaMan, Jul 13, 2024
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  36. dblplay1212

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    Probably should update the thread title
     
    #36 dblplay1212, Jul 13, 2024
  37. Bruce Wayne

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    Too bad it wasn't a real gun
     
    #37 Bruce Wayne, Jul 13, 2024
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  38. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    He gave a first pump with blood trickling down his face mouthing “fuck you!”
     
    #38 arsenal, Jul 13, 2024
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  39. BudKilmer

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    “Harry youre alive! And you’re a terrible shot!”
     
    #39 BudKilmer, Jul 13, 2024
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  40. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Shooter down
     
    #40 Lyrtch, Jul 13, 2024
  41. AptosDuck

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    He slapped a blood packet behind his ear
     
    #41 AptosDuck, Jul 13, 2024
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  42. Brocktoon

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    You don't think main stream media is going to treat him like JFK or Regan for the next week and all his crazies are going to be convinced Biden is behind ot no matter what
     
    #42 Brocktoon, Jul 13, 2024
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    What do you suggest?
     
    #43 HoosDaMan, Jul 13, 2024
  44. dblplay1212

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    Trump shot
     
    #44 dblplay1212, Jul 13, 2024
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  45. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Taps sign
     
    #45 Lyrtch, Jul 13, 2024
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  46. Heavy Mental

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    yeah this just guaranteed his election imo
     
    #46 Heavy Mental, Jul 13, 2024
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  47. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Footage of the shot.

     
    #47 Boo MFer!, Jul 13, 2024
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  48. Bricktop the white

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    the fact that nobody else behind him was hit makes me think whatever gun was being used was either a 22 or a pellet gun or something.
     
    #48 Bricktop the white, Jul 13, 2024
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  49. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    Probably hit his face on the podium
     
    #49 El_Pato, Jul 13, 2024
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  50. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Oh well
     
    #50 clemsontyger04, Jul 13, 2024
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