Trump Ear Cut by Glass Shrapnel

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  1. buckwild

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  2. —

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    Simply saying porn doesn’t quite mean what it used to.

    Give us a category so we can properly judge him. Once again shit reporting by the post
     
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  4. arsenal

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    Needed that focus. Rubbed one out to get him dialed in. I get it.
     
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  5. Shinzon

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    Even post-nut clarity couldn’t change his mind. He was definitely committed.
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Maybe he didn't pull the trigger on the spank sesh and led to him being off
     
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  7. arsenal

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    Either
    That is a possibility. Officials haven’t ruled that out. It’s a waiting game at this point.
     
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    Shooters gonna shoot
     
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    Is this real or fan fiction?
     
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  11. Nole0515

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    unknown. PRobably fake but very entertaining
     
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  12. Daniel Ocean

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    is it crazy? Or is is it exactly what we all we do if we knew the end was right around the corner.
     
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  13. chuckmasterflex

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    See I couldn't ever try and assassinate a former president cause having my search history in the public record would be too embarrassing.
     
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  14. Nole0515

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    Little person amputee porn?
     
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  15. Jimmy the Saint

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    Current would be ok though?
     
  16. The Milkman

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    You think he did an edge session before certain death?
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Don’t want that out either
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    I have contingency plan for this exact situation.
     
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    He certainly didn't clear his head
     
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  20. racer

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    He got a little mixed up on the phrase “never leave home with a loaded weapon.”
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    or did it?
     
  22. chet fire

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    Picturing Oswald behind some boxes, head up against a wall... Looks at his watch, "Hey, I've still got 30 minutes until lunch is over!"
     
  23. Schadenfred

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    He definitely had the facial characteristics of someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.


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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    30 minutes? What the fuck.
     
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  25. arsenal

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  26. NilesIrish

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    The most compelling "he wasn't shot, it was staged" argument I have seen is that Trump isn't selling NFT's of pictures of his wound or something.

    I'm starting to become conspiratorial about this.
     
  27. Jake Barnes

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    Think that’s more related to the wound not really being that bad.

    If he’d actually had a chunk of his ear shot off or something, he’d have shown it in prime time during his confirmation speech at the RNC.
     
  28. NilesIrish

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    This is the logical reading.

    I don't want to be logical.
     
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  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    ah to be young again
     
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    FLK. (Funny Looking Killer)
     
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  32. HoosDaMan

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    Thorough breakdown of the bullets fired. Good thread.

     
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    how brave?
     
  35. Can I Spliff it

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  36. clemsontyger04

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    Williams Timmons with serious lies. There weren't 20k at the rally Trump was shot at. He also said why aren't we protecting the former and soon to be future president of the United States.

    The guy who ran against Timmons in the primary was even worse than him. This state man
     
  37. hood b. goode

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    Post of the thread in hindsight


    fast forward 9 days

     
  38. NYGator

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  39. Redav

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    Powerful words President T
     
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  40. Fusiontegra

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    This is largely how this psychopath controls the news cycle. It’s so much constant bullshit, it’s impossible to stay focused on a single incident.

    Like, if you go back and think about all of the crazy shit he’s said/has happened, it’s honestly dizzying. It would take weeks to even put together a “greatest” hits.

    That said, the same has to be said for Kamala if she wants to win. This hype has to continue for the next 3 months and that’s really fucking difficult. Bodying Trump on a debate stage would do wonders for that.
     
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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  42. Sub-Zero

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    Remember when he kissed his gear on stage just a week or so ago? Hilarious
     
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  43. Redav

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    Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. President Trump is here. Officer Coppertone is dead. Call me back.
     
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  44. Can I Spliff it

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    Wrong thread
     
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  45. BudKilmer

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    No fucking way he said that :roll:
     
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  47. arsenal

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    one of my favorite phrases to use randomly

    “You’ll have that on these big jobs”
     
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  48. chet fire

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    Here's another good breakdown:

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  49. bigred77

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    I don't think there was a ladder
     
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