Trump Ear Cut by Glass Shrapnel

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    exactly what a chud would say
     
  2. Voodoo

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    God I want the video of this
     
  3. Blu Tang Clan

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    Even the day it happened, people seemed to be "meh" about it. Southern California caveat considered, I was at a bar and they had the news on one TV out of 15 or so. They changed that TV to NBA Summer League.
     
  4. IV

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    I went to pick up food in a restaurant in Memphis and nobody gave a shit a couple hours later

    same deal summer league was on
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

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  6. Simon Templar

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    What? No way!
     
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  7. OldazzNinjaman

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    But he said he took a bullet for democracy. No way this dude lies. The American people would surely see through that
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Between getting pummeled by a minority women and this “actually he wasn’t shot” stuff. I think Ol’ Don is going to stroke out well before election time.
     
  9. Redav

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    He's going to 100% say it was a bullet no matter what comes out
     
  10. Jake Barnes

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    wym there’s all those other times he retracted a statement or admitted he was wrong.
     
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  11. NYGator

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    He already has. Claims the doctors said it was a bullet in his medical report.
     
  12. NYGator

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    Oh, like clockwork...



     
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  13. Cornfed Buffalo

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    We are best friends. We drink cocoa with little marshmallows and watch reruns of our favorite shows.
     
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  14. BellottiBold

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    lol republicans "but this other lying piece of shit says..."
     
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  15. Josey Wales

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    And it 100% wasn’t a bullet lmao

    the internet isn’t buying it and black twitter was on false flag immediately. Personally, I think we need to acknowledge Don is buddies with Vince and Hulk and wrestlers cut themselves with hidden razor blades.
     
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  16. ButchCassidy

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    Take my energy!
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    If I'm gonna "juice" for effect like wrestlers do I'm not dicing off the top of my ear fucking ow
     
  18. Redav

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    Either way, his ear is already healed which is hilarious
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    he was hit with something it just wasn’t a bullet. I don’t think he cut himself because that implies 1. He had a hand in planning the shooting or 2. He thought of cutting himself in the spur of the moment type thing.
     
  20. Butthead

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    didn't a bullet pass through part of a hydraulic hose? it could have been part of that i guess. i'm not sure how much it really matters, though. someone still tried to blow his head off :idk:
     
  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    The blood is also not, like, cool blood. Like blood running down half of his face. It's a gross little trail of ear blood.
     
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  22. Tommy Jefferson

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    I think I’m starting to understand why people become conspiracy theorists. This is fun.

    Don walking off stage with hydraulic oil on his face is what I saw with my own two eyes. Blood turns dark as it congeals, it doesn’t stay bright red like those photos showed.
     
  23. ButchCassidy

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    It matters because him and his base play it up so much, that he got shot in the head.
    When in fact, he did not.

    Yes, he did survive an assassination attempt, that is not up for debate (unless you're a conspiracy guy like Tommy Jefferson)
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

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    Addendum: making trump and the gop play defense on couch sex and 'staged assassination attempt' takes air away from every other offense they could levy. Their way of playing offense is the only way they keep their weirdo support base
     
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  25. Upton^2

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    'ReTruthed' lmao
     
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  26. VaxRule

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    Scalp blood is so much more sexy.
     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Can I Spliff it

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    This is all great rhetoric and the more he has to defend the ear graze the more pathetic it becomes
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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  30. ned's head

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  31. timo

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    adding on to this
     
  32. ned's head

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    Rwnj is also a violet gun nut. Who could have guessed
     
  33. Jimmy the Saint

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    Wow sounds like he surely was radicalized by left wing rhetoric.
     
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  34. JonathanCoachman

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    This is huge coming from the originators of “Can neither confirm or deny”.
     
  35. Lyrtch

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    That he was a groyper type kid was the most likely scenario based on what we knew
     
  36. Can I Spliff it

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    Gab ceo says shooter made a Gab account to post pro biden content, which is probably the most absurd claim ive ever heard
     
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  37. slogan119

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    Sounds like the type of thing you say after the shooting when you create an account which posts after the shooting only
     
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  39. bigred77

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    God what an idiot
     
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  40. Goose

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    Is he mailing it in or just trying to get Kamala’s name out of the news?
     
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  41. spagett

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    Shades of Michael Scott
     
  42. The Banks

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    Is this a hole in the teleprompter that could’ve cause the piece of glass to clip trumps ear?


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  43. Can I Spliff it

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  44. afb

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    I hate AI generated art
     
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  45. IV

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    They love distorting reality though, but I can’t forget that goonies face
     
  46. dblplay1212

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  47. The Banks

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    They thought a good guy was on the roof?
     
  48. NYGator

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    What a bunch of morons.
     
  49. dblplay1212

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    That's what I've gathered. They assumed someone from SS was on the roof so they just chilled in the AC.