Trumpocalypse 2: Everything’s computer

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Guessing he had no fucking idea how this would play out. He would just apply tariffs and everyone would just be like....well that sucks. I guess we'll just pay em
     
  2. GoodForAnother

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    in 2009 Kansas City voters overwhelmingly approved a 27 mile light rail line from south KC to the airport and the city council said nah and overturned it

    longtime tradition in Missouri to ignore what voters want and somehow face no consequences for it
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

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    Americans are excited to get back in the office and working hard to turn around the economy thanks to President Business
     
  4. GoodForAnother

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    sent this to my French coworker

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  5. ElectricDreamMachine

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    this is so fucking infuriating to read lol (also i would prefer to put this in a diff thread but we locked the kamala campaign thread so idk guess it goes here)
     
  6. Drown ‘Em

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    Yep
     
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  7. chuckmasterflex

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    Is your French coworker going to take their top off? :dk::gfa:
     
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  8. ashy larry

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    chaperoning a field trip to Ft. Sumter/the Hunley museum next week and 100% sure we’ll get hit with this line at least a half-dozen times. might have to wear a Sherman jersey.
     
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  9. timo

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    It might take a few years, but US consumers are going to learn that we need all the shit grown and produced elsewhere in the world much more than the rest of the world needs our B1G West corn and SEC soybeans... (which will soon be grown with irrigation water from industrial runoff and pesticides banned in the rest of the world thanks to yesterday's massive EPA rules rollback.)
     
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  10. bro

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    what is that from? I hate when no link or source is provided.
     
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  11. Drown ‘Em

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    A quick google of “no daylight kid Biden” shows this:

    Excerpted from “FIGHT: Inside the Wildest Battle for the White House” by Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes, to be published April 1 by William Morrow. Copyright © 2025 by Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes. Reprinted courtesy of HarperCollins Publishers.
     
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  12. fattus

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    Long Dong Silver
     
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  13. Can I Spliff it

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    "Trump is making the world respect us!" -- adults who abuse/beat their kids when the kids are sarcastic
     
  14. beeds7

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    Doctors tend to be more liberal, based on the fact you need an education. Can’t wait for one to refuse someone so they can bitch about the evangelical right being denied service.
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    So glad they cashed in fuck ton of political capital to get Biden to bow out only to let him essentially knee cap the campaign.
     
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  16. beeds7

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    Going shopping tonight.
     
  17. Goose

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    Blaming it on Biden :meh:

    We live in a racist country guys
     
  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yes, the previous administration does in fact deserve blame that they couldn't form a functioning campaign to beat Trump again.
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    Joe could have been GOATUS and now his fucking ass is bottom 15 of all time
     
  20. ned's head

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    I'm rooting for a global alcohol-related pissing match that turns the skunkiest of beers to be $10/ can. We might finally win over wine moms and rednecks
     
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  21. Illinihockey

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    having watched that Sam Seder segment against those 20 Trump voters I’m convinced there was no winning the election. People are just too dumb and not intellectually curious enough to learn
     
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  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I don't entirely disagree, but at the very least there's no reason Kamala shouldn't have won the popular vote. They ate so much shit in Blue states.
     
  24. fattus

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    I think it’s more that their hatred of brown people blocks their ability to learn. You may be able to relate.
     
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  25. Illinihockey

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    that is fair but I’m not sure what that gets you.
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Taxing our booze and they won’t even give us the good weed gummies. This place is a fucking prison.
     
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  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Biden still harmed Kamal's campaign, this doesn't seem to be remotely controversial point in hindsight.
     
  28. ElectricDreamMachine

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    two things can be true, guy

    can't believe anyone would cape for biden at this point. guy's a fucking piece of shit
     
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  29. ClemPson

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    Maybe his supporters will finally understand what tariffs are thanks to Mark Wayne so eloquently stating “Tariffs is a tax”.
     
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  30. scarlet_tacos

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    How close are we you think to an actual civil war?
     
  31. ElectricDreamMachine

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  32. Redav

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    Not close at all
     
  33. Name P. Redacted

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    Not at all trying to defend this bill but doctors already can do this. One of my wife’s coworkers is super catholic so he doesn’t do any birth control or vasectomy type stuff, but refers the patient to a colleague. Catholic owned hospitals also have a similar situation.

    I don’t really understand how it’s supposed to help burnout like the supporters in the article suggest. Unless they’re trying to loosen regulations on mid-levels or something.
     
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  34. Mr Mortisay

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    2/10. Political enemies haven’t been jailed, no forceful crushing of protests or riots, etc. Plus the left has no spine in this country
     
  35. dome foam

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    wait I thought all we needed was a new president to deport all these people. Why are we now resorting to “legislation“?

    :canada:
     
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  36. Redav

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    Dow is the lowest it's been in 6 months rn
     
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  37. matistic

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    Wouldn't congress have to declare we are at war before the president can enact war powers?

    Not that rules matter anymore.
     
  38. Nole0515

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    Civil War wont happen. Better chance we just get rounded up and put in camps
     
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  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "We're at war with... fentanyl!"

    Congress: (wet sucking noises)

    SCOTUS: 5/4 I'll allow it
     
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  40. B-Boy $P1

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    It's. Not. Going. To. Stop. There.
     
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  41. zeberdee

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    don't think we were ever actually at war in 1798 for whatever that's worth.
     
  42. Redav

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    What would a civil war even look like? The side with the big guns will win and it's the US government
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    War on Christmas never ended mate.
     
  44. ElectricDreamMachine

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    a civil war? with democrats as the opposition party? :laugh:
     
  45. Nole0515

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    There's probably some clause in the Patriot Act that allows the Pres to flip a switch whenever he wants without Congress approval
     
  46. zeberdee

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    some military leader rising up and starting a coup?

    not saying I think it would happen, just trying to think of how it could.
     
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  47. Redav

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    Yeah some military leader stopping the line could for sure but idk if we have anyone that would do that
     
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  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    When the fuck are the powers at be, i.e. the very very rich that are still invested in tons of stock as part of their wealth, going to actually fight this with the real leverage they have? This is fucking insane.