Trumpocalypse 2: I’m not even sure it’s legal!

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  1. HoosDaMan

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  2. Jax Teller

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    I’ve gone completely black pilled at this point.
    I can’t even keep up with their shit snd just expect the whole place to burn down at any minute now.

    I almost hope they try to start a civil war just so I can wipe out some meal team 6 and redact some politicians before getting taken out.
    I know it’s easier for me to say that with no wife/gf and no kids.
     
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    No money for schools tho
     
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    Me looking the last ice cream sandwich in the freezer
     
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    Love that people still think this is going to happen after what just happened in the election
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    He was shot by one of his scorned lovers (Lee Harvey Oswald)
     
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  9. DUCKMOUTH

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    Wires got crossed
     
  10. ClemPson

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    I guess I will be spending even more at Costco now.
     
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  11. RJF-GUMP

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    I’ve always laughed at people here that are all worried about illegal immigrants. You are so far away from the border. This has 0 impact on you. You have one of the lowest rates of undocumented immigrants in the country mostly because they probably don’t want to live here. You have a million bigger issues to tackle. But maybe this is why you can’t get out of the gutter. But we’re all just screaming into the abyss. These morons won the election.
     
  12. bertwing

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    We should have listened to sooz all along!
     
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  13. RJF-GUMP

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    Still think abolishing and defunding DEI in poverty stricken areas with large black populations is insane. Oh the poor white man in the southeast is really struggling and would be so much better off without this wasteful DEI !
    :magatears:
     
  14. steamengine

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    At 19
     
  15. steamengine

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    If you haven’t seen mark warners tuna melt TikTok mashup then please don’t judge
     
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    Slave catchers? Good lord
     
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  17. Bishop

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    Going to round up whomever they can and then turn around and wonder why their desk job at so&so factory/plant is closing down bc of lack of workers.


    :whyioughta: CHINA!!!
     
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    My cousin is Hispanic and she went to Ole Miss for grad school. I heard some things about how she was treated by people there and encouraging bounty hunters is a fucking horrible idea.
     
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  19. PrimordialBooze

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    As someone who was born, raised, and continues to live in Mississippi, I’m somehow continually shocked at just how backwards this shithole and its people can be.
     
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  20. DUCKMOUTH

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    It is, but some areas are better than others and little more acceptable. Your college towns and the MS Coast can be fairly accepting. Bay. St Louis, Ocean Springs, Biloxi have pretty diverse cultures and overall are accepting. Still lots of hicks and biggots, but not as bad as outsiders want to make it seem.
     
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  21. DUCKMOUTH

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    Oh and this is gross as hell and someone is going to end up getting killed due to some bigot bounty hunter chasing a dollar
     
  22. CaneKnight

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    The cruelty is the point
     
  23. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    His face looks like Dana Perino’s queso

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  24. Name P. Redacted

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    funny back-to-back posts
     
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  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    Lol, yeah I thought about it while posting. Not all MS folks are bad. The rural majority control this state unfortunately, but there are some nice areas that feel sheltered from a lot of it
     
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  26. bricktop

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    I want to write a computer program that automatically submits everyone from the Latinos for trump Facebook groups to ice to see if I can get some bounty bucks
     
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  27. Josey Wales

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    Was it ole miss where the frat stars were making monkey gestures toward the black students or was that another fine institution of higher learning
     
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  28. DUCKMOUTH

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    I believe that was Ole Miss.
     
  29. ono

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    @mods ban plz
     
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    like how one of your congressmen wants to ban masturbating in the state lol
     
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  31. DUCKMOUTH

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    That’s actually not what he is doing. He’s actually one of the good ones making a point. Assume you talking about the recent bill


    Mississippi Democrat Launches 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act' - Newsweek
    A Mississippi state senator has filed a bill called the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act."

    Democrat Bradford Blackmon's bill would make it "unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo."

    "You have male-dominated legislatures in Mississippi and all over the country that pass laws that dictate what a woman can and cannot do with her body," Blackmon told Newsweek. "One of the reasons why this legislation is so important is that with the overturning of Roe v. Wade, it has not only impacted women's ability to get abortion care but it has also affected women's ability to access basic gynecological care that includes contraceptive care."

    Why It Matters
    Abortion and contraceptive measures have been a hot-button topic across the United States after the overturn of Roe v. Wade in 2022. Abortion is illegal in Mississippi as of July 2022, after State Attorney General Lynn Fitch certified the Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization decision and made Mississippi's 2007 "trigger law" go into effect.

    Requests for contraceptives, including long-term birth control and so-called "morning after" pills and abortion pills, soared after President-elect Donald Trump won the November 5 election.

    Anatomically speaking, not every erection has to end in ejaculation. A person can experience arousal without necessarily releasing any semen. When someone ejaculates, it does not guarantee pregnancy because several factors can prevent sperm from reaching and fertilizing an egg.

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    Mississippi State Sen. Bradford Blackmon at the Mississippi State Capitol in Jackson on March 13, 2024. AP Photo/Rogelio V. Solis
    What To Know
    Blackmon told Newsweek that the bill is meant to "point out the double standards in legislation."

    "When a bill has been filed that would regulate what a man is able to do with his own body in his own home, it suddenly has people in an uproar," Blackmon told Newsweek. "I am trying to figure out when it is okay for the government to dictate what you do in the privacy of your own home. Apparently, it is when the laws regulate men."

    The act would impose a violation of $1,000 for a person's first offense, $5,000 for a second offense and $10,000 for third or subsequent offenses.

    The "Contraception Begins at Erection Act" would not apply to "the discharge of genetic material" that was done for donations or to be "sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo." It also is not meant to affect a person when there is "the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo."

    Blackmon wrote that the act would take effect on July 1.

    "The reactions from some quarters relating to my bill indicate that men are not held to the same standard when it comes to the intrusion into their personal private affairs as women have been held to with the reversal of Roe v. Wade," Blackmon told Newsweek."It is rich that the landmark Supreme Court decision of Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization began it all, here, in the state of Mississippi."

    Blackmon, 34, assumed office to represent the 21st district in Mississippi in the state Senate in 2024. He is on the state Senate committees for Medicaid, judiciary, insurance, public property and technology, the latter of which he is the vice-chair.

    His previous bills include one to increase the noneconomic damages limitation other than medical malpractice, to adopt guidelines for tasers, and to revise the term "sex offense" to include a conviction of incest.

    What People Are Saying
    The Power to Decide told Newsweek it does not have a statement on the act.

    Wendy Suares, the evening anchor at KOKH Fox 25, on X, formerly Twitter: "'CONCEPTION BEGINS AT ERECTION'- A Mississippi lawmaker filed this bill to make a point-While most bills relating to contraception/abortion focus on the woman's role, men are 50% of the equation."

    American blogger and conservative talk radio host Erick Erickson, on X: "You can immediately tell this legislator is a Democrat because the piece doesn't mention his party affiliation at all."

    Equity and social justice account Truth Matters, on X: "Mississippi is truly embracing the new Trump era.

    "Senate Bill 2319

    "Contraception Begins at Erection Act

    "It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.

    "It could get expensive to have some fun methinks. My biggest concern here is how do you police it. I knew there was a plan for Elon's brain implants."

    What Happens Next
    The bill was introduced on January 20 and must pass through the state Senate and state House to be signed into law. The bill requires a majority vote.
    Update 1/23/25, 11:54 a.m. ET: This article was updated with comment from Mississippi state Senator Bradford Blackmon.
     
  32. dump bueckers

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  33. DUCKMOUTH

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    Read the spoiler above. It’s great, he’s bringing attention to hypocrisy of all the women’s anti abortion laws
     
  34. blind dog

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    I've had a vasectomy so I can legally cum anywhere I want in Mississippi
     
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  35. DUCKMOUTH

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    Me too and have
     
  36. steamengine

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    If you don’t live on the gulf coast it can be hard to comprehend how both can be true at the same time
     
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  37. DUCKMOUTH

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    Overall majority of this place sucks. But isn’t that majority of rural America no matter the state?
     
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    We have a similar issue in Kansas. The cities are quite civilized but because of rural backwater towns full of hillbillies like Name P. Redacted we cannot gain control
     
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  41. ned's head

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    This has already been so much dumber than I ever thought possible.
     
  42. dome foam

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    Dems should be submitting the info of every Trump latino they know
     
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    You cannot keep losing the good immigrants to the state of Ohio just because they have more money to spend.
     
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    How does this lower the price of eggs though?
     
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    Once the prices get high enough, people will be forced to grow their own chickens and then the eggs will be cheaper. And they will somehow thank Trump for it.
     
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