Trumpocalypse 2: I’m not even sure it’s legal!

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  1. Butthead

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  2. Jimmy the Saint

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    Now do Dan Crenshaw
     
  3. VaxRule

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    Think Jasmine’s off with this one. I just don’t think he’s hot.

    Like at all.
     
  4. BigRedEazy

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    NPR definitely losing funding now
     
  5. fattus

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    And here we go again with the X is better than Y comparison which leads us to garbage people in office.
     
  6. HoosDaMan

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    Tucker Carlson did and nobody blinked
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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    When I say that democrats need to be meaner, calling Abbott “hot wheels” isn't exactly what I meant.
     
  8. Butthead

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    John Dulles was a cunt so gold jacket, green jacket here
     
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  10. JonathanCoachman

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    Did he let Tucker try the thing from “A Serbian Film”?
     
  11. fattus

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    I like to break their balls but I’m very appreciative of the info.
     
  12. GoodForAnother

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  13. EdmondDantes

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    one of the funniest things trump does

    **Reporter, asking about some incomprehensibly stupid or illegal thing his Cabinet members did to Trump, who is hearing it for the very first time**

    **Trump, holding his press briefing in the situation room with his entire cabinet there for some reason: "Mike...uh...you wanna touch on that, Mike?"
     
  14. GoodForAnother

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    it’s a reasonably common nickname for him in Texas tbh. yeah it’s shitty but so is he

    my FIL called Rick Perry “Governor Goodhair.” Simpler times
     
  15. GoodForAnother

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  16. steamengine

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    Luckily the future of political discourse in America and beyond will be decided by whether or not a divorce court judge in podunk Nevada woke up in a good mood one day.
     
  17. JonathanCoachman

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    Steve Wynn comping the judge a room at The Wynn or Encore and that’s that.
     
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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    Elon is disappointed that a video game set in Japan is lacking in Waifus. He was actually looking forward to playing this one for reelz.
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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    I know. We can call Abbott Hot Wheels. Once you are in congress you cannot.
     
  20. CaneKnight

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    Man I can think of some great ways to make him “Hot Wheels” that I’m sure we’d all enjoy
     
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  21. GoodForAnother

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    well she did
     
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  22. AbeFroman

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    Is it even possible to dehumanize an inhumane governor? Need a judge's ruling here.
     
  23. steamengine

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    Team Jasmine. We can’t whine about Dems being cowards then also whine when someone decides to try the tactics the American people clearly crave. The biggest problem is she’s a black woman and that simply won’t fly. She’ll probably get arrested.
     
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  24. JonathanCoachman

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    I know a Judge but he is only allowed to hold mock trials.
     
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  25. GoodForAnother

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    Democrat won a special election in Pennsylvania state district 36 which was +15 for Trump
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    LMAO at calling the reporter a loser and it must have been someone else to sent him a fake contact.

    Everyone has had this happen to them

     
  27. CaneKnight

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    Tired of the “WAAAAAAHHH CIVILITY” crowd. This is a guy who’s personally signed bills that have led to the deaths of people. He knowingly signed theses bills knowing it would end lives, she could’ve called him thinks much worse than “hot wheels” and it still wouldnt be a strong enough insult to accurately describe how much of a subhuman piece of dogshit that he is.

    fuck that Nazi
     
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    Out national security advisor is saying he isn't intelligent enough to know how to add a contact to his phone instead of just saying "i fucked up."
     
  29. GoodForAnother

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    my phone is always inventing new contacts that are actually other people
     
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  30. dblplay1212

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    He's seen the video of her climbing through a window right? He knows we all saw it too, right? We're 10 years in and I'm still in disbelief when he just bold face lies when he knows everyone knows he's lying.

     
  31. Henry Blake

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    If there were 150 Jasmines and 150 AOCs in congress, it would be a lot easier not to be blackpilled.
     
  32. GoodForAnother

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    the power vacuum that this heart failure causes is gonna be wild
     
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  33. steamengine

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    Only Pit Bull could fill it
     
  34. HoosDaMan

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    Jesus Christ. Wants the government to pay her family and for the police officer to be punished.
     
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  35. Lyrtch

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    *Starts chanting incoherent vaguely religious things hoping it works*
     
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  36. The Banks

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    I was looking up to see if Crockett served when Sitler was in office (she wasn’t) but found out that apparently Cawthorn was fucking his cousin while in office, somehow I was unaware of that.
     
  37. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

    the dude in his facefuck video or someone else?
     
  38. Josey Wales

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    Dems should say zero tolerance for attacking freedom. Should be saying the capitol officers defended freedom and liberty.
     
  39. Charles DeMar

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    r u srs rite now

     
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  40. CaneKnight

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    Imagine living 2025 and finding out the president wants to give reparations to terrorists/traitorous/nazis for the government rightfully locking them up
     
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  41. DUCKMOUTH

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    LOL if Jan 6th terrorist gets government money while they cut people’s money who need it.

    Wild
     
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  42. Henry Blake

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    Somewhere Merrick Garland orders another merlot.
     
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  43. afb

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  44. EdmondDantes

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    always with the crowd size
     
  45. Doc Louis

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    That's money they'd never see in their accounts.
     
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  46. Andy Reocho

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  47. Daniel Ocean

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    We have people itt giving him the benefit of the doubt about his true intentions and what motivates him.
     
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    Our resident pizza maker is in hell tonight
     
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  49. GoodForAnother

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