Trumpocalypse 2: Pardon me while I burst into flames

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  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother dear chasey lain I wrote to explain
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    every holiday is record breaking because there are more people every year
     
  2. Can I Spliff it

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    Im seriously straining here. Whats a conservative english degree look like? Do they just read shakespeare in ever class and say "isnt this good? See that rhyme? Those are good rhymes!" A conservative biology degree cant extend past high school survey classes because theres literally nothing there for to explore except some nebulous "can we cure cancer with better diet and multivitamins" gestures. A statistics degree past a bell curve is frightening for them. All that really comes to mind is MBAs and the extremely weird econ profs they already install in universities through large donations and anti-regulation speaking tours
     
  3. afb

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    Isn’t the population dying bc of less babies?

    or did someone put me in a bad algorithm?
     
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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Uhh there were several of us that we're concerned she wasn't trying to distance herself from Biden.
     
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    You haven't read Shakespeare eh?

    To bait fish withal; if it will feed nothing else,
    it will feed my revenge. He hath disgraced me and
    hindered me half a million, laughed at my losses,
    55 mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted
    my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies—
    and what’s his reason? I am a Jew. Hath not
    a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions,
    p. 99
    senses, affections, passions? Fed with the
    60 same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to
    the same diseases, healed by the same means,
    warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer
    as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not
    bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you
    65 poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall
    we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will
    resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian,
    what is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian wrong
    a Jew, what should his sufferance be by Christian
    70 example? Why, revenge! The villainy you teach me I
    will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the
    instruction.
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Uhh that’s why I literally wrote “just about everyone” and not everyone. The majority were saying she was running a great campaign but yes some weren’t.
     
  7. Can I Spliff it

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    These rhymes are terrible
     
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  8. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    you're telling me Bill Shakespeare went woke?
     
  9. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother dear chasey lain I wrote to explain
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    Shakespeare is def not conservative. It’d have to be some brutally boring Victorian shit. Literature in general has a left bias over history
     
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  10. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother dear chasey lain I wrote to explain
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    Shakespeare also had dudes dressed up as all the female characters at the Globe Theater, so
     
  11. Josey Wales

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    Ya tbh I had that in mind. Not that it didn’t gain any votes just that Trump still won pretty soundly with almost no ground game and gop state parties in financial ruin.

    Gotta hand it to RNC co chair Lara Trump. What can’t she do?!
     
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  12. Redav

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    I don't think distancing herself from Biden would have mattered
     
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  13. CaneKnight

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    Can't wait for the folks who are so fucking stupid they thought egg prices were worth fascism have to pay 20$ for eggs and start talking murdering trans people because it's their fault.
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    it’s literally why I switched from English Lit to American Lit. I could deal with some but fuck there was shit I just couldn’t get over. Don’t try and tell me the Miller’s Tale and the Wife of Bath’s Tale are porn.
     
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  15. Lyrtch

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    The bold is objectively false
     
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  16. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Polls are fake but vibes are real(ly fake)
     
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  17. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother dear chasey lain I wrote to explain
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    I sparknoted most of British Survey 1 and 2 for this reason
     
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  18. Truman

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    Because women weren't allowed to act.

    Holy shit ... woke horseshoe theory!
     
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  19. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother dear chasey lain I wrote to explain
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    I have some pamphlets in my van over there if you want to learn more
     
  20. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    We had fights every week about she was campaigning.
     
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  21. Illinihockey

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    he didn’t make it. God damn it
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    “just about everyone “
     
  23. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother dear chasey lain I wrote to explain
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    brutal man, sorry to hear this
     
  24. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother dear chasey lain I wrote to explain
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    remind me never to leave cities
     
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    Find it kind of funny that we humans try to find a simple solution for everything "if Harris simply would have done X, she would have won!" when in reality she did a to to trim the margins but at the end of the day the race wasn't close.

    Also find it funny to be like "she should have just separated from Biden further!"

    lol how would that look? "Biden, HATE THE GUY, Hardly even know him, but our limited interactions have been tragic, GUY STINKS!!" I'm sure her acting like she is nothing like the president she serves under would have rang quite authentic!
     
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  26. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I want to believe
     
  27. SuperCam

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    I agree about being surprised the internal polls never had her ahead. I listened to her a lot and she always made sure to mention that it was going to be close and won by small margins. I never doubted that because Biden only won by small margins. I grew up in Alabama, so sometimes I have a tendency to write off anything as just being in that red bubble and assuming its different in places like Michigan or Wisconsin. I can only go by what my eyes see where I live now in GA, and it seemed like locally there was good work being done and the demand for any events involving her was really high. I dont know anymore
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The white population is declining and replaced by browns

    or something idk
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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  30. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Guilty on both counts.
     
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  31. Can I Spliff it

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  32. IV

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    This real?
     
  33. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  34. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    Democrats just intentionally decide to play a different game and shoot themselves in the dick.

     
  35. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    They're on a roll

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  36. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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  37. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Ok but why does he eat while doing a show? I've seen him like 4 or 5 times and he's always eating or slurping down a bowl of cereal or some shit.
     
  38. GoS

    GoS I heart shitty FB teams my life is forfeit
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    AJ is an example of a comic willing to attack all subjects in a way that renders him borderline uncancellable. I think it was Sam Morrill that said (on a pod) that it's not that you cannot make a trans joke but (a) it cant be cruel and (b) it must be funny. Dave's trans jokes always fail one or both of those requirements. ALWAYS
     
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  39. bryix

    bryix accepting only fresh brine
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    I have one that I feel meets both requirements. It's silly and not hateful at all. Some may argue with point b, but I love dumb puns.
     
  40. DuffandMuff

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    Saw an article about prices of thanksgiving staples being down. People not hesitant about spending for turkey day. Consumer sentiment is high.

    Thanks president T! Life is already better.
     
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  41. bricktop

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    Republican approval of the economy jumped 40 points after the election.

    they must suffer
     
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  42. Redav

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    Everyone will suffer under a bad economy and the response will be to elect an even bigger goon
     
  43. glimmer

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    that’s big boy pritzker’s music
     
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  44. Lyrtch

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    When they go low we go wide
     
  45. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Can’t wait for all the Trump dick suckers to bitch and moan that a billionaire like Pritzker can’t relate to them.
     
  46. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    When you can’t get lower you gotta get wider
     
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  47. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Trump isn't a billionaire he's a man of the people
     
  48. Lyrtch

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    Vince Wilfork is campaign manager
     
  49. AptosDuck

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