Trumpocalypse 2: Penny for your thots

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Nov 6, 2024.

  1. DuffandMuff

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    What’s the point of these hearings? Show how stupid the nominee is and expose the skeletons in their closet so we can dwell on that when they’re confirmed?
     
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  2. Drown ‘Em

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    This is why I was talking about. She destroyed that dumb unqualified fuck.
     
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  3. BellottiBold

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  4. pez

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    things like this probably

    Tuberville: Met with a couple of Navy seals. They just got back from crawling around in the mud and the muck overseas unknown places. They had go through a week of DEI training. Both are now out. They give it up.
     
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  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Let some of the few politicians who give a shit blow off some steam, at least Duckworth. They know these pieces of shit are going to get confirmed, they might as well be made uncomfortable for a minute.
     
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  6. zeberdee

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    what the hell does it mean that he'd be in prison if his wife didn't love him?

    did he just implicate that his wife helps him cover up crimes?
     
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  7. Lyrtch

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    its been a part of campaigns for over a decade.
     
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  8. zeberdee

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    also, I know Trump loves having stooges on his staff who will do nothing but feed his ego, but surely he could have found someone more qualified than this guy to serve the same purpose.
     
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  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    I think he just admitted he hit her in the past.
     
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  10. Duck2013

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    More qualified = someone who is smart enough to do the right thing. And that won’t fly this time around
     
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  11. ned's head

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    That's a new one. Let me distract everyone by volunteering that I've beaten the shit out of my wife :warn:
     
  12. CaneKnight

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    He's a DEI hire, gonna start saying to every right wing white man I know until they get pissed off with me. All right wing white men are DEI hires because they're all morons undeserving of their positions.

    Affirmative action for the mush brains
     
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  13. bwi2

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    why work when you can just watch Fox News and say “I like that guy”
     
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  14. zeberdee

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    fucking hell
     
  15. Josey Wales

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    Competent was the operative word. Because I can’t recall anything like make America healthy again, especially considering RFKjr is a veritable lunatic.
     
  16. NoNatty

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    Glad we have our priorities straight in this country.
     
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  17. CaneKnight

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    Gotta remember most of the folks clamoring for RFKjr are just conspiracy theory nuts who don't know the first thing about health
     
  18. CaneKnight

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    "AKA we want to be able to call the people we think are subhuman that to their faces" - small dick loser

    fucking monsters
     
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  19. BellottiBold

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    I regret not blowing shit up this past weekend at an (extended) family affair where a friend of said extended family started enthusiastically endorsing Hegseth's book.
     
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  20. CaneKnight

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    Should've spit in his face. That fascist piece of shit
     
  21. Old Gold Knights

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    "Top banker" lol. More likely a branch manager in some medium sized town.

    Only upside I see is this is the verbal equivalent of putting a Trump flag in your yard. They out themselves right away. Don't even have to bother with the pretense of being nice to such people.
     
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  22. GoodForAnother

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    I don’t think this is even a hot take, he is for sure going to use this and he should because holding disaster funds hostage for unrelated political goals is fucking disgusting. it will be an easy point for him to hammer in 2028
     
  23. GoodForAnother

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    god damn she owned that dude lol
     
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  24. brolift

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    GFA campaigning for Gruesome Newsome '28 already. As a lib, i love to see this
     
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  25. IvanTheTerrible

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  26. GoodForAnother

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    I call this guy Hair Havin’ Gavin and he is both beautiful and terrible
     
  27. racer

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    Party of beating women is bad..?
     
  28. GoodForAnother

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    Gavin’s office when he has an early lead in the primaries but JB comin

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  29. brolift

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    He was married to don jr's little gal pal. Not my first choice of a guy to be eskimo brothers with but hey, i say what can you do the heart wants what it wants right junior?
     
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  30. ned's head

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    Between funding fuckery and trump's immigration plans, I really fear for how California is going to rebuild from these fires.
     
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  31. CaneKnight

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    California is the 5th largest economy in the world. If one state can do it, it's them
     
  32. Drown ‘Em

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    I like this new Sen Slotkin from Michigan.
     
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  33. pez

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    former CIA. Probably shouldn’t go toe to toe with her
     
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  34. GoodForAnother

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    they could def do it on their own but then they start wondering why they pay federal income taxes over there and then we got a dang Calexit on our hands
     
  35. Drown ‘Em

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    She was sharp. Hope she proves a good senator.
     
  36. ned's head

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    Fuck yeah. I'd be willing to defect.
     
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  37. brolift

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    this is the easiest way to fix the country and smartest idea a mancat has ever had
     
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  38. VaxRule

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    Literally GFA:
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  39. GoodForAnother

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    Give me Cali/Oregon/Washington joining Canada and I’m moving ASAP
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    Moving to Florida lol
     
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  41. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    What do the big ten bylaws say about international members?
     
  42. Duck2013

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    Bring cure with you and we will put you up in a mansion in Eugene.
     
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  43. timo

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    the last time California didn't tow the line, an energy commodities company (run by a guy that Dick Cheney probably had murdered) with deep connections to the Republican Party turned the state's power off.
     
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  44. GoodForAnother

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    Saskatoon. Sleeper pick
     
  45. Gaknight

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    Let me move to San Diego first!
     
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  46. Drown ‘Em

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    So, I maintain Tubs was among the dumbest people on the dais today, but Markwayne Mullin and Tim Sheehy definitely joined him. Also, I’d be willing to bet that Markwayne would unironically make fun of someone having the name Mar’Quane.
     
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  47. Illinihockey

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