Trumpocalypse 2: Red Sea turns three F-18 Hornets into Boeing 747-800

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  1. VaxRule

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  2. Blu Tang Clan

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    My buddy’s wife got the email less than an hour ago.
     
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  3. timo

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    I would for sure show up to work tomorrow and charge a full 8 at x1.5 time for writing that email.
     
  4. Bruce Wayne

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  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Gf got the email even though she already took Elno up on his offer to pay her and give her benefits for 7 months while she sits by the pool.
     
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  6. $P1

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    There are some very specific anti-money laundering and illicit finance programs being shuttered.
     
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  7. beeds7

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    I would say still fill it out so they can’t say she left voluntarily
     
  8. —

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    Imagining a new version of Wolf of Wall Street where Jordan Belfort never gets prosecuted and becomes president
     
  9. bwi2

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    not a surprise, she’s still required to be available to work

    50/50 they scrubbed the judges from the list
     
  10. Lyrtch

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    Yeah guy on the Clemson board who posted he got it was fired last week as a probationary employee
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

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    Chud voter?
     
  12. Lyrtch

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    Not that I know of.
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

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    A tenative I-hope-he-lands-on-his-feet then
     
  14. ned's head

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    What is even the stated utility of opm reading 5 bullet points from employees of agencies that they won't have any idea about? Feels like this is an email signature pronoun hunt or something even dumber than what it purports to be
     
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  15. bwi2

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    they’ll run it through a language model and create poorly constructed lists from it
     
  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  17. VaxRule

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    Really asking for it by saying “respond to this email with 5 bullets.”
     
  18. Can I Spliff it

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    The computer says yer fired

    Idk why but i agree with the computer
     
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  19. bwi2

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    Three bullet points? Jail
    Seven bullet points? Jail.
    Used term “Gulf of Mexico”? Jail.
    Worked on trans(portation) issues? Straight to jail.
     
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  20. steamengine

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    It’s an easy purge for non respondents. That’s it. They’re stripping the government down to the studs and stealing the copper.
     
  21. Drown ‘Em

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    The email says nothing about a non response is equivalent to resignation. Or am I missing it?
     
  22. steamengine

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    Intentionally
     
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  23. bwi2

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    responses or non-responses flagged by the model will absolutely be referred for personnel actions

    Sucks for everyone who had an out of office message up when the email came in
     
  24. BudKilmer

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  25. ClemPson

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    Big Office Space vibes.
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    I can't imagine you have 48 hours to respond to an email or you're fired will remotely hold up in most courts
     
  27. bwi2

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    This stupid drill is going to cost the government so much fucking time and money

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    Also there are a fair number of government employees who don’t have routine access to government email.
     
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  28. lomcevak

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    We have been instructed to not reply to that email pending further guidance.

    Got a lot of folks freaking out, which is really the point. Again, cruelty is the point. I'm glad all the maga dipshits think this is just hitting the "bureaucrats" in DC...
     
  29. bwi2

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    no chance - if it gets there

    but it will take a very very long time to get there once the MSPB loses its quorum (or even if it doesn’t, given the volume they’re going to be hit with), assuming agencies are instructed to contest adverse initial decisions.
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    I know what all this means but could you explain it in simpler terms for my dimmer posting friends
     
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  31. Can I Spliff it

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    Yeah for me
     
  32. TAS

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    A dog isn't allowed to play basketball!
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    Also: is there anyway we can get the email address this came from so I can tell them what I did this past week by sending them screenshots of my excellent shit posting
     
  34. timo

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    So... let's read between the lines here. What happened in 1913?

    Well, that's the year the 16th Amendment was ratified - the income tax, and the Federal Reserve Act passed Congress and was signed into law by Woodrow Wilson.

    So, I promise you what he's going to do here is cut the fuck out of (or straight up eliminate) income taxes for the gentry class and pay for it by tariffs and a national sales tax (both highly regressive, of course). Who knows what they have in store for the Federal Reserve, but probably nothing good.
     
  35. Henry Blake

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    He's so itching to invoke the Insurrection Act
     
  36. bwi2

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    as of today, most federal employees (particularly ones who survived the culling of probationary/new employees) have statutory civil service protections that provide due process when the government suspends them for more than 14 days or fires them.

    Failing to respond to this email, or providing answers doge spits out as inadequate, is by itself an inadequate basis to fire a federal employee. Beyond that, Elon announcing that those who don’t respond will be fired further kneecaps any attempted firing.

    If they do fire a fed, the fed can appeal that termination to the Merit Systems Protection Board. The case will go to an Administrative Judge, who will overturn the termination. But there are only so many judges and there are going to be a ton of cases in the system.

    After that, whoever loses before the Administrative Judge can appeal to the MSPB board members. There are three of them, and two constitute a quorum. Trump fired one (being challenged in court) and a second one’s term expires on March 1. There’s already a backlog of cases from the last time there wasn’t a quorum, and once there isn’t a quorum, the appealed cases will just sit on the MSPB docket indefinitely (ie years). And the MSPB will like have two Trump appointees on it by the time it hears any cases.

    After that’s done, the MSPB decision can be appealed to the federal courts. Add a few more months/years to the process.

    what I’m not sure about is if the employee wins before the administrative judge, whether a government appeal holds off any reinstatement of the employee. They would get back pay when reinstated, but few employees and employment lawyers are going to be in a position to wait it out.
     
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  37. ned's head

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    By who? HR? Legal? Just curious who would be fighting this on behalf of employees
     
  38. El Tiburon

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    I know it will never happen, but since legality is no longer relevant it would be fucking great if every single government employee, especially anyone in the Secret Service (lol as if they're not fascists) just stopped showing up for work altogether come Monday. Not a "strike," per se, just, you know, a walk out.
     
  39. ClemPson

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    1870 was also the 15th amendment giving African American men the right to vote. What convenient dates to use.
     
  40. lomcevak

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    Union
     
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  41. Sam Elliott

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    Besides the highly visible major mess ups like firing the nuclear facility support staff, is anyone tracking the impacts yet of the government workforce reduction?

    I'm itching for a tracker that shows how many deep red states or cities are getting government support cuts.
     
  42. bwi2

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    not government workforce reduction, but Pitt just announced they’re not taking in any new PhDs due to the federal funding cutoff
     
  43. VaxRule

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    This post is bait to our #Penn State Nittany Lions posters
     
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  44. bwi2

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    Also forgot to mention as part of that synopsis that Trump is asserting authority to fire Administrative Judges more or less at will. So that definitely increases the likelihood that illegally fired Feds will be waiting a very long time for relief
     
  45. timo

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    Rage bait, maybe. Pitt is a very fine medical school that does crucial work.
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  46. AbeFroman

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    "Please don't send classified information" :roll:

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  47. FightNirish1988

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    Context? Should do wonders for my career