Trumpocalypse 2: Red Sea turns three F-18 Hornets into Boeing 747-800

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  1. bwi2

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    The judicial power of the United States, shall be vested in one Supreme Court, and in such inferior courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish.

    (Other parts of Article III would seem to require at least one federal court in each state, unless federal criminal law is to be completely abandoned)
     
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  2. beeds7

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    See, this is exactly why I asked for more lawyering here. Make sense of the ridiculousness.
     
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  3. afb

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    I bet this goes crazy if you are a fucking idiot
     
  4. slogan119

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    Hey, that’s my district!
     
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  5. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  6. CaneKnight

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    She knew that was coming too
     
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  7. Josey Wales

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    Libs online: THAT’S ABLEISM

    Libs IRL: ya fucking Abbott fucking sucks
     
  8. Bo Pelinis

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    I generally am very much not a fan of making fun of a disability but like all these fucks, the gloves come off and everything is fair game when you’re a raging pile of shit pretending to be a human
     
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  9. Bruce Wayne

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    One thing I had completely forgotten about until just now, and just another reason why no democrat should even consider helping the republicans on the spending bill:

    The tax cuts republicans passed during Trump 1 sunset on 1/1/26, so everyone gets a fat tax increase in 9 months on top of the tariffs and inflation
     
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Trump's Response

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  11. CaneKnight

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    I don't consider Greg Abbott human so I'm encouraging everyone to make fun of every fucking issue he has no matter how personal or cruel it might be
     
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  12. Bo Pelinis

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    So, I can’t call him Hot Wheels? How about Power Wheels? White Power Wheels?
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Now we're talking and the real crimes fun legal actions can start
     
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    Not making fun of disabilities isn't to protect those that deserve it. There are others who are disabled who would feel it. Like you're making fun of someone being in a wheelchair.
     
  15. BellottiBold

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    Miami Herald reporting there was a person with legal refugee status in the group trafficked to el salvador
     
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  16. CaneKnight

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    White Power Wheels is actually very nice
     
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  17. Prospector

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    It would be a real shame if their phones got hacked and posted all content on line
     
  18. Bo Pelinis

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    The problem is none of these racist fucks actually care about legal status. It's not about doing it legally. It's about white replacement theory shit. And nothing actually matters.
     
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  20. strike

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    My Army Reserves unit switched to Signal a few months ago and we aren’t even allowed to put our monthly drill schedule on there.
     
  21. BudKilmer

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    what is likely happening is they are just blackmailing this administration blind and because fuckers like Hegseth have no scruples they will acquiesce to whatever Russia or China want them to do
     
  22. southlick

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  23. beeds7

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    Man the alphas are so damn sensitive.
     
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  24. BellottiBold

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    I meant to mention, "you're telling me this for the first time" is my favorite trumpshitism.

    Not only do I not know the thing, but you are only now telling me that so it's clearly your fault that I don't know it.
    (He says, to someone whose job isn't to inform him of things)
     
  25. bwi2

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  26. Bruce Wayne

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    What the fuck at those names
     
  27. Josey Wales

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    They’re four little angels, you bitch
     
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  31. BellottiBold

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    Fuck Moskowitz.

    And this whole scene
    "Ah hah hah haha hah"

    Eat shit you fucking useless and/or complicit ghouls.
     
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  33. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    It’s amazing how radicalized some of the Clinton alums are becoming relative to our current electeds
     
  34. The Banks

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    A Baylor, Saylor and Taylor love triangle would be amazing.
     
  36. HoosDaMan

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  37. Josey Wales

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    Air bud dunks again!
     
  38. Josey Wales

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    Just start saying they got people killed because of this. After two weeks 80% of non chuds will be like “did you hear Vance got people killed?”
     
  39. The Banks

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    Blame Sarah Palin

    Edit: Nvm, that was Trig (also Track)
     
  40. JonathanCoachman

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    A judge with the last named Buchwald preventing a Columbia student from being sent to a concentration camp wasn’t on my bingo card.

    Kudos to her.
     
  41. Prospector

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    in total, five such bills have been introduced in the House over the past two months by Trump flunkeys. They would:

    — Put Trump’s face on the $100 bill.

    — Create a new $250 bill with Trump’s face adorning it.

    — Make Trump’s birthday (June 14) a federal holiday.

    — Rename Dulles Airport to Trump Airport.

    — Carve Trump’s face on Mount Rushmore.

    This is no joke. Republican grovelers who are crafting these bills call them well-earned recognition.

    But they represent something far darker — the adulation of a sitting president who seeks to be a dictator and whose desire for veneration is unparalleled. This is exactly what the American Revolution was fought to prevent.

    So, instead of these Republican ideas, what’s your idea for a fitting Trump memorial?
     
  42. NilesIrish

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    Doubt it. It’ll be accepted and excused as “I’ve hit reply all too! They’re just like me”
     
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  44. JonathanCoachman

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    Renaming Cybertrucks to CyberTrumps.

    Unpleasant to look at, grossly overvalued, and very dangerous to the American public. It would be a perfect fit if they had less computer.