Trumpocalypse 2: Red Sea turns three F-18 Hornets into Boeing 747-800

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  1. HoosDaMan

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  2. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    They already did
     
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  3. HoosDaMan

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    Oh.
     
  4. Name P. Redacted

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    Riveting analysis thank you dbl
     
  5. fattus

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    No wonder!
     
  6. BellottiBold

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    He's god awful but I don't generally like picking on him for the alcoholism thing

    That said
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  7. BellottiBold

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    Japanese netizens are shocked by a tweet from the US Embassy declaring that Japanese people applying for non-immigrant visas must provide information on all social media accounts they have used in the last 5 years [or their visas could be rejected]. Some are comparing it to China & North Korea.

    Jeffrey J. Hall (@mrjeffu.bsky.social) 2025-04-23T00:42:25.288Z
     
  8. southlick

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  9. The Banks

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    There’s no point in Ukraine having the Donald Trump led US involved in any Ukraine/Russia talks.
     
  10. DUCKMOUTH

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    Trump administration mulls $5,000 baby bonus to boost population, report says
    By CNN Newsource Staff

    Published: Apr. 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM CDT
    Economists are concerned about how broad tariffs could crimp consumer spending, business and the U.S. economy. (CNN, POOL)
    (CNN) - The White House has been listening to ideas that would encourage more Americans to get married and have children, including a “baby bonus” of $5,000.

    Reported by The New York Times, this could be seen as evidence the Trump administration is open to embracing a cultural agenda pushed by the right amid declining birth rates and a push of conservative family values.

    EN ESPAÑOL: Gobierno de Trump podría considerar bono para bebés para aumentar la población

    One proposal would give every American mother a baby bonus of $5,000 cash after delivery. Another would reserve 30% of scholarships for the Fulbright Program for applicants who are married or have children. A third idea is to fund programs that educate women on when they’re ovulating and able to conceive.

    There’s been no indication from the Trump administration as to whether any of the ideas are under serious consideration.

    Despite rising slightly last year, birth rates in the United States have been falling for years. They dropped most years after the 2008-09 recession, the Associated Press reports.
     
  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    Here’s 5k. Now good luck taking care of them or getting them a fair or decent education. Here’s 5k, now have that baby pull up those bootstraps and get to work. They don’t need healthcare, pre K programs or even food.

    Also isn’t this the party that has been screaming for years the black community keeps having kids just to get more free money at the expense of tax payers?
     
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  13. DUCKMOUTH

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    Got morning wood reading this.
     
  14. wes tegg

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  15. Schadenfred

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    Anyone have the US Embassy tweet that's in English?
     
  16. Drown ‘Em

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    I googled that guys name and found an article from 5 days ago about this. Really enjoyed this passage:

    :feedme:
     
  17. Schadenfred

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    Like having Trump involved in Labor Union talks.
     
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  18. Sam Elliott

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    Nothing says we know how to fix the problem quite like fixing 1% of the root cause
     
  19. Jimmy the Saint

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    So maybe you’re up a little if you have good insurance.

    Going to reverse vasectomy now. Thanks, President T!
     
  20. DUCKMOUTH

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    I have 3 kids and want back pay. I paid my student loans and they don’t want my tax dollars paying current student loans off.


    I’m going to take the same stance with this. Give me my 15k for my kids.
     
  21. Schadenfred

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    The only way Magats put forward a comprehensive program for baby purchases is if they figure out a way to deny them for darkies.

    Like no money for felony/drug convicted, Medicaid/welfare recipients, and anyone not natural-born citizens. And as someone stated, maybe just for married.

    The above also satisfies the plutocratic technofascist calls for babies with "superior" genes, thereby excluding poor white trash, too. Nothing but the blue-eyed blondies.
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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    oh yeah this is the good shit give it all to me


    Get wrecked fucko
     
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  24. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    I demand reparations for having children!
     
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    :ded:
     
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  26. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    This guy thinks he’s gonna be president

     
  27. chuckmasterflex

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  28. Drown ‘Em

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    That would make a great thread subtitle
     
  29. timo

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    Changing the formula to pure urine after you take a multivitamin :twocents:
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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  31. GoodForAnother

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    no one knew contracts might have clauses to raise prices due to external factors
     
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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Is that even legal?
     
  33. GoodForAnother

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    Streets are saying yes if you both sign it
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    We'll pay for 1.5 months out of 216 months. Great deal!
     
  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s a contract though. How is it even legally binding?
     
  36. BudKilmer

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    To be fair, it’s hard to learn anything when you’re perpetually whacked out on heroin.
     
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  39. Redav

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    Passing along costs is illegal
     
  40. ashy larry

    ashy larry the egg bar is coveted as fuck
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Directly responsible for leading his own brother to death and his cousin. Raped a lot of women as well and admitted to it when running for president but we as a country are just cool with that now.
     
  42. Troy Barnes

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    The fact that he keeps calling it the "bathroom issue" really gives the game away. He started backtracking once he got challenged, but we got plenty of people on the "left" who view trans rights as just a fringe "bathroom issue" instead of seeing it as an issue of freedom, personal healthcare, and fucking bodily autonomy. Fucking infuriating
     
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  44. Truman

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    No idea who this lady w the face that doesnt move is, but good for her.
     
  45. Bruce Wayne

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    Amazing he has archaic thoughts like this knowing what grandpa Joe did to Aunt Rosemary
     
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  46. GoodForAnother

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  47. Truman

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    Are the grifters in the room w us, Jordan?

    Never seen someone so talented at needing 200 words to say a 10 word statement. Cant stand him
     
  48. slogan119

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  49. ned's head

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    I can't even pinpoint the 10 most garbage human beings in this administration

    Someone should ask Homan if it would be ok to send him to a gulag if a completely different white guy he has nothing to do with commits murder bsky.app/profile/atru...

    Adam Serwer (@adamserwer.bsky.social) 2025-04-23T13:39:42.277Z
     
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