Trumpocalypse 2: Red Sea turns three F-18 Hornets into Boeing 747-800

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  1. timo

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    I'm thinking (and maybe this is obvious)... Hegsworth using a dirty line for comms isn't because he's an alcoholic (that's a convenient excuse tho) or because he wants the Russians / Chinese to listen in, it's because he doesn't want any career DoD to have access to whatever the fuck bullshit the regime is pulling or is about to pull.
     
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  2. electronic

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    I definitely agree that tons of people are peeling away from President Dipshit. I just don’t believe there is a genuine bone in Candace Owens’ body.
     
  3. bwi2

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    I doubt that’s it, not like he’s able to do anything without some career civilian or military actually pushing buttons. It’s a pretty simple answer, his office is a SCIF, can’t use his phone in it, wants to text his PC Small Group buddies from his office, needs unsecured internet connection/unclassified computer and Signal installed on that computer.
     
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  4. timo

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    yeah, that probably makes more sense.
     
  5. bwi2

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    to your point though, he very obviously could just email them (maybe even using a system at the appropriate classification level for the contents of the messages he is sending), but that would create a record.
     
  6. NilesIrish

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    Local news story on Hegseth is a doozy in the comments, lots of Hillary what a bouts of course, but my favorite was someone applauding him because cell service is notoriously bad in his office and he had this installed to make communication more efficient... Pretty fucking incredible the mental gymnastics these people do.
     
  7. HowdyHorns

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    Or the more normal reason…a side piece
     
  8. BP

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  10. BudKilmer

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    fuck off farmers
     
  11. El Tiburon

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    Will this make pork cheaper for me since they have to dump it? Thanks, Donnie Deals!
     
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  12. Pope Stinky Von P1nky

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    Body-shaming your potential dates is poor form
     
  13. El Tiburon

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    Damn autocorrect. My daughter’s senior prom is tonight, so the word has been prevalent in texts between my wife and I the last few weeks.
     
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  14. kezarmyaj

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    Hesgeth used his personal phone to log into a 4th-tier sports betting site -- and to relay real-time information about U.S. airstrikes. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...

    Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) 2025-04-25T13:34:04.978Z


    :ded:

    seriously tho imagine the dopamine hit of being ten drinks deep, in the middle of doing war stuff, and then hitting a parlay It's wrong but I can't say it wouldn't hit like a meteor

    BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) 2025-04-25T13:53:28.821Z
     
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  15. ono

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    the mindset of "ball is life" doesn't stop even when your job requires you to bomb brown people
     
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  16. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Is he the worst cabinet member ever?
     
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  17. Josey Wales

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    The toxicity, the alcoholism, being a doorknob ready to blast into a wall. All the hallmarks of central casting from war movies decades ago. Idk where it went wrong!
     
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  18. DUCKMOUTH

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    This does track, but Hopefully the message she is now on sticks and others jump in.
     
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  19. afb

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    Hegseth is on a heater

    genuinely impressive stuff
     
  20. DUCKMOUTH

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    I think it’s simply arrogance and not giving a fuck. Rules don’t apply to him in his eyes.
     
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  21. HowdyHorns

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    that is a lot of moo shu pork
     
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  22. GoodForAnother

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    No one:

    The Pentagon: oh and also he used a nuclear warhead control panel to log into r/gonewild
     
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  23. kezarmyaj

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    its the dod version of the penis pump gag from austin powers at this point

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  24. Redav

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    "using the username PeteHegseth"

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  25. Josey Wales

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    The family that gambles together stays together. Your heathen value system wouldn’t understand.
     
  26. HoosDaMan

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    I can’t believe a guy married 3 times before 40 makes bad decisions.
     
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  27. NilesIrish

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    We had a nice little TMB ND fantasy league on sleeper for a while. Worked well.
     
  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    That dude is a degenerate and 100% used his wife's info for another sign up bonus.
     
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  29. Redav

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    We're like 2 week from Trump never having heard of Pete Hegseth
     
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  30. CaneKnight

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    Good
     
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  31. ned's head

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    Hard to imagine how much Pete's hated internally for all of this to come out
     
  32. GoodForAnother

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    ITS A GOOD STRATEGY
     
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  33. Randy Dangus

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    My chud mom dying from salmonella

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  34. afb

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    So if a dozen eggs cost $6, they now cost 78c

    hallelujah
     
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  35. beeds7

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    Trump: lies obviously

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    I hate this place so much.
     
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  36. Redav

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    I love that he's drawing attention to egg prices
     
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  37. electronic

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    That’s going to be my fantasy football team name this fall.
     
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  38. GoodForAnother

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  39. Lyrtch

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    Kash deleted the post too. Imagine he got a call explaining this is a monumental mistake
     
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  40. bro

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    We are accelerating towards a cliff
     
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  41. EdmondDantes

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    fucking love how Hegseth rolls
     
  42. Can I Spliff it

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    Why is fbi arresting illegal immigrants
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    Can’t believe just a few weeks ago we were all paying $40+ for eggs….

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  44. Fran Tarkenton

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    i like the republican arrogance to think China would never deep dick retaliate, and not give them an exit ramp, just because of their mutual love of corruption.
     
  45. GoodForAnother

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    NEWS: After canceling thousands of foreign students' immigration records — threatening their ability to study and live in the US — the Trump administration has reversed course and restored them all. It follows intense pushback from courts across the country. Details TK

    Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) 2025-04-25T15:22:03.381Z
     
  46. electronic

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    What does “details tk” mean?
     
  47. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    what did we all do to deserve living in the dumbest timeline?
     
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  48. GoodForAnother

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    Totally Kool
     
  49. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm thankful democrats didn't politicize the justice department by prosecuting republicans for any crimes they committed. Would hate to think what would be happening now if they did.
     
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  50. Tobias

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    “details to kum”

    you idiot
     
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