Trumpocalypse 2: Red Sea turns three F-18 Hornets into Boeing 747-800

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    you may pry my short shorts from my cold dead hands
     
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  2. devine

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    It means as long as he gets to enjoy his vacation he doesn’t give a shit
     
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  3. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

    was doing a lot of lifting that your dad bod isn’t

    boom roasted
     
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  4. Name P. Redacted

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    That’s just fast twitch muscle nbd
     
  5. Butthead

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    I still have a pair of Jordan shorts that I wear around my place and are ludicrously long. Super well made considering they're like 20 years old and dont really show any damage. I do not go out in public wearing these. I assume fanatics is doing their stuff now and it's garbage
     
  6. Jax Teller

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    If Gods real than people like us are going to be in heaven while all these fake ass Christians burn in Hell.
    If that’s what happens I hope god lets us talk shit to them.
     
  7. Can I Spliff it

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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    it’s Where Eagles Dare for finger wagging
     
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    Order his AG to open an investigation into the individuals who snatched the Mayor of Newark in broad fucking daylight.
    Convene the NJ Assembly
    Order the private prison operating in his state closed for suspicion of human trafficking.

    A few things more than the standard Democratic boilerplate letter.
     
  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    You can comprehend how the US and their citizens are in a privileged place than El Salvador was in 2020?
     
  11. GoodForAnother

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    sure I just can’t comprehend what it has to do with you choosing to use your money to fund a fascist government with a suspended constitution
     
  12. Biship

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    Did your parents meet at Pitt state in the 70’s?
     
  13. GoodForAnother

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    no, K-State in the 70s
     
  14. GoodForAnother

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    at Pizza Hut, which is a very Kansas place to start a marriage
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    #2 JJs
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    I miss the old pizza huts in LA. They had restaurant style seating and sold beer and had video games. I would go with my wife and kids and have a couple beers while they played.
     
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  17. wes tegg

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    As far as I know, that was all pizza huts until the 2010s.
     
  18. $P1

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    Childhood sweethearts brought together by Book-It, no doubt.
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's not completely suspended and they still have open elections that have for the most part been fair unlike many true authoritarian nations in recent central American history. At least be accurate.

    I've posted specific discussions I've had with people that live there and their views and how it is much more grey than black and white to privileged Americans with our justice system and safety. They were under siege and couldn't live, they can now and by all accounts overwhelmingly support him and his consolidation of power We can be critical of his human rights violations, but attempting to listen and understand the locals POV isn't the worst thing.

    I'd probably avoid going back if the US is still using El Salvador as a detention center. Trip was booked before all of that started We can be the adults in the room and not intertwine ourselves with their human rights violations.

    The right points is in reference to why I go, which I've explained to you before you don't understand bc you're from the midwest and every beach/ocean front isn't the same.

    Also my cash wasn't taxed and I don't think the surfboard I left behind that'll be fixed for local kids to use helped find the govt either
     
  20. Butthead

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    Nothing says romance quite like a salad bar and a stuffed crust
     
  21. GoodForAnother

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    I'm not reading this
     
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  22. bro

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    You say this like it is a joke.
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yes exactly, the dumb constant shit you do and terrified to engage in any conversation but want to try and make snide remarks
     
  24. GoodForAnother

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    My parents ironically now live like five minutes from this incredible Pizza Hut time capsule

     
  25. bro

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    Not everything about our childhood was better. But pizza buffets sure fucking were. Crusin USA used to hit like crack after 6 slices
     
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  26. GoodForAnother

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    I don’t want to try and make snide remarks

    it just comes naturally to me
     
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  27. GoodForAnother

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    U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t challenge U.S. Sen. Jon Ossoff next year, forgoing a polarizing Senate bid that many senior Republicans feared could jeopardize the party’s shot at flipping the seat. #gapol ajc.com/politics/mar...

    Greg Bluestein (@bluestein.bsky.social) 2025-05-10T00:11:31.924Z


    booooooo
     
  28. Butthead

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    Simpsons #1
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    That’s awesome but you’re better than this but Butthead may I get an “irony” ruling please.
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    She's going to run for Gov
     
  31. angus

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    #3 taco tico
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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    there are a couple Shakeys still around that have beer and video games. There is one that was next to an old Best Buy. I’d drink a couple pitchers and my kids would always get video games or movies afterwards
     
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  33. GoodForAnother

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    [​IMG]
     
  34. Butthead

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    I would say coincidence but gfa has like a literature degree so I will not challenge
     
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  35. GoodForAnother

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    tough but fair
     
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  36. GoodForAnother

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    I majored in Tomfoolery with a minor in creative writing
     
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  37. HoosDaMan

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    Pizza Hut back then was a respectable pizza joint and no doubt hey played table Pac-Man after
     
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  38. devine

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    And getting rewarded with personal pan pizzas just because we actually read instead of scrolling reels
     
  39. angus

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    Best nachos ever.
     
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    It was a bunch of justification for supporting a dictator that mainly boiled down to “the surfing is great”
     
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  41. Butthead

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    I wonder what happened to all of those big cabinet arcade games because they were all over the place. Maybe they just died. There's a few barcades around here that have them but they just seemed way more widespread than what's out there now.

    I even went to Portland's Retro Game Expo this year year and half of them were broken

    Ebay I assume
     
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  43. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    you take your gal there and the crust won’t be the only thing getting stuffed
     
  44. Fran Tarkenton

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    redeem bookit club for the unlimited buffet
     
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    If this isn't what the 2nd Amendment was made for then we really don't need it

     
  46. CUAngler

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    Book it personal pan pizzas and flipping through Dwight yoakum and Blackhawk albums in the jukebox were the days
     
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  47. The Banks

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    I had my 6th grade birthday party at a Pizza Hut, parents let me run the jukebox, song 1: tubthumping, song 2: gettin jiggy with it

    :dennard:
     
  48. theseasonisover

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    Still holding onto pair of some JJ Reddick and Malik Hairston ass era Nike shorts. Not only do they almost drag on the ground like JNCO’s, they weight at least 10 pounds. So damn heavy with all the stitched on layers.

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  49. GoodForAnother

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    At least this year if a big hurricane wipes out my bonus I’ll get to enjoy the shitshow fema response is what is almost certain to be a red state