Trumpocalypse 2: Red Sea turns three F-18 Hornets into Boeing 747-800

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  1. fattus

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    Hopefully you won’t have to cancel your Airbnb in El Salvador if you lose your bonus.
     
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  2. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    buddy if your bonus depended on there being no extreme weather the last fifteen years you would learn to never expect it
     
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  3. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  4. Jax Teller

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    Whoa now. Some of us Gen-X are aggressively anti fascists.
     
  5. Jax Teller

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    I live in Antioch. I haven’t noticed it when I’ve driven by schools going to work but it wouldn’t surprise me if they tried again. Nashville has been making noise about the raid that ICE just pulled with the state troopers.
     
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  6. Jax Teller

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    Except your fandom. Boom roasted.
     
  7. Jax Teller

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    Same.
     
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  8. Can I Spliff it

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  9. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Marshmallows are for team players, Dylan
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    I work with a bunch of early Gen Z women (23-26 years old) and they’re all great. The one Gen Z dude is cool, too, but probably because he has a longtime, non-inflatable girlfriend.
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    His name is “Crush Daddy” and he wasn’t one of the gays?
     
  11. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    8-9 days late and a few RMB short, and your initial sentiment is correct, but we absolutely should NOT emulate the Chinese primary and secondary system at all
     
  12. JGator1

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    Not really related but how do they make things work with the massive male/female disparity (wanna say like 50 million more males than females)? Of course they could even things out by sending millions to die invading Taiwan but anything outside of that?
     
  13. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  14. $P1

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    Xennials. We're Xennials. Never claim the full X.
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Someone leaked his intro to FEMA staff and it was cringe. He's going to be a disaster
     
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  16. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Eye of the tiger, dick of a horse.
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    Jordan brand gear is legit quality stuff. I don’t mind spending the money on their shorts because those things last forever.
     
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  17. bruce bowen

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    Florida is so fucked. Deserve it though. Can’t wait to see who the chuds blame this hurricane season after what’s happening to FEMA, cuts to the NOAA, etc.
     
  18. bruce bowen

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    Actually I forgot, last month FL outlawed weather manipulation so all those hurricanes Biden sent won’t be coming this year. We are saved :blessed:
    :awshucks:
     
  19. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Those bottom two are what all the teens have here. Including my son.

    drives me insane
     
  20. fattus

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  21. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  22. infected donkey

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    Still have 4 pair of Jordan basketball shorts from 98-2000 that still are holding up good. Everything else these days falls apart after a few years.
     
  23. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    100% of his governance is like a kid that doesn't know shit because he didn't read the book yet still has to bullshit his way through a book report in front of the class.
     
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  24. bruce bowen

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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    When Trump first denied Washington (I think) FEMA funds I thought "of course he'd just fuck over blue states" then he told Arkansas and NC to get fucked.

    Gonna be interesting when a Cat 5 obliterates some red shitholes across the Gulf Of America's coast
     
  26. beeds7

    beeds7 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I was, but now that CaneKnight has turned on me I’m pro fascist. Other countries, not here because the only real thing about fascists is that they only care about themselves.
     
  27. beeds7

    beeds7 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Like Florida? Imagine a hurricane hits Mara Lago (no clue if that place is in a hurricane zone, but it’s Florida so I’d guess it is).
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    The Southern White house would get approximately 17 trillion to rebuild itself. Zero oversight. The surrounding areas will get some straps for their boots. Can't expect handouts
     
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  29. I am shocked Pesci agreed to be on Sesame Street lol
     
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  30. Jax Teller

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    This is just fucking gross.


    NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WSMV) - Since Sunday, the Tennessee Highway Patrol and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) have stopped 468 people on the road, leading to 94 people being detained for their immigration status.

    And there’s nothing really the city can do to stop it since it’s ICE and the state.
     
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  31. TC

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    ???

    In the biz we call that a secure fit
     
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  32. beeds7

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    So Whitmer kissed Trumps ass only for him to reduce tariffs on British luxury cars and US automakers are still at 25% to get parts from Mexico and Canada?

    Ruining any other political aspirations for nothing. Another amazing Dem move.
     
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  33. Butthead

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    He has an album where he sings in the character from My Cousin Vinnie iirc
     
  34. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  35. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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  36. Drown ‘Em

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    Sesame Street has mocked Trump multiple times.

     
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  37. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This blows my mind..

    The Big Data Poll also found that 52.9 percent of Hispanic voters, a group that was key to Trump's election victory in November, still approve of the president. In January, 53 percent approved of Trump.
     
  38. BudKilmer

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    :roll:

    kick rocks fucker
     
  39. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I drove from Cincinnati to Chicago yesterday, which is a lot of time through nothingness in Indiana.

    I saw a saw a former Pizza Hut, recognizable because of the iconic roof, converted into a Lion’s Den Adult Store on an I-65 exit.

    Then I drove 70 miles wondering how Lion’s Den has survived the emergence of the internet.
     
  40. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I don’t know if this is real or not
     
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  41. Redav

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    I saw an article a few months back that there's a disconnect with Hispanic Trump voters where they think Trump's language is aimed at "the bad ones" and they're one of the "good ones." I am sure ICE will be able to spot the difference
     
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  42. herb.burdette

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    It’s the Mark Twain meme, it’s easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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  44. CUAngler

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    playing the long game for when maga bans internet porn
     
  45. bruce bowen

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  46. DirtBall

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    I just assumed he was Hispanic. Then you get to “Ukrainian”. How tf does someone from Ukraine support Putin’s Puppet?
     
  47. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    NYT simply cannot stop giving Big T the benefit of the doubt


    Live Updates: Trump Announces Truce Between India and Pakistan
    Officials in both countries acknowledged a halt after several days of their most expansive fighting in decades.
     
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