Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Radical leftist mobs
     
    #192601 BrentTray, Oct 10, 2018
  2. DuckKin

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    People that think the pendulum is going to swing back to....Biden, they are in for a rude awakening. Conservatives and neo-democrats are going to try and push the left to elect the middle of the road (Biden) because win or lose in 2020, Biden will make conservatives a shit load of money also.
     
    #192602 DuckKin, Oct 10, 2018
  3. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    This is a weird way to say 'I'm voting for Ted Cruz'.
     
    #192603 The B1G Kucktis, Oct 10, 2018
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  4. bro

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  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I’m so tired of polls
     
    #192605 bro, Oct 10, 2018
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  6. El Tiburon

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    What are “Words bertwing ’s Butthole Would Never Say?” I’ll take Potpourri for $500, Alex.
     
    #192606 El Tiburon, Oct 10, 2018
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  7. New user

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    Not sure if it's the thread or twitter, but I also have to refresh multiple times to get tweets to load.
     
    #192607 New user, Oct 10, 2018
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  8. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    same
     
    #192608 Truman, Oct 10, 2018
  9. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    #192609 BellottiBold, Oct 10, 2018
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  10. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Oh my god. We got him.
    [​IMG]
     
    #192610 PeterGriffin, Oct 10, 2018
  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Not showing up. Deleted?
     
    #192611 Daniel Ocean, Oct 10, 2018
  12. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    No, it's a screenshot of the loading tweet on the TMB background. But I got you. Please don't ban me.
     
    #192612 PeterGriffin, Oct 10, 2018
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  13. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    he put a pic of the loading tweet thing, it's not a tweet
     
    #192613 afb, Oct 10, 2018
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
    #192614 Daniel Ocean, Oct 10, 2018
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  15. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Haha you big dumb idiot
     
    #192615 bertwing, Oct 10, 2018
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  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
    #192616 Daniel Ocean, Oct 10, 2018
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  17. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    #192617 Prospector, Oct 10, 2018
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  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Mueller has been pretty quiet.

    Can only imagine what he is doing behind the scenes. Hope to soon find out
     
    #192618 bro, Oct 10, 2018
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  19. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I worry he is going to avoid "disturbing the midterms" after all.
     
    #192619 PeterGriffin, Oct 10, 2018
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  20. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Gonna be a late october surprise
     
    #192620 Duck70, Oct 10, 2018
  21. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    It's also a weird thing to say knowing who our president is
     
    #192621 cutig, Oct 10, 2018
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  22. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    HEY! He settled that fraud case fair and square
     
    #192622 bro, Oct 10, 2018
  23. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    this was a real question posted on orangebloods:

     
    #192623 dome foam, Oct 10, 2018
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  24. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    JUST TURN THE TELEPROMPTER AROUND ITS AN EASY FIX
     
    #192624 brolift, Oct 10, 2018
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  25. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    It’s a pretty common assumption nothing big will come out until 11/6. So November should be interesting.
     
    #192625 steamengine, Oct 10, 2018
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  26. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    the funniest part of his argument is that he thinks the sign language interpreter is there for deaf people watching on TV.
     
    #192626 dome foam, Oct 10, 2018
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  27. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    "In this country we speak English"
     
    #192627 Joe_Pesci, Oct 10, 2018
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  28. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Fify
     
    #192628 Festus McBadass, Oct 10, 2018
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  29. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Look at this shitass moron and his garbage criminal accomplices


     
    #192629 BellottiBold, Oct 10, 2018
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  30. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    #192630 BellottiBold, Oct 10, 2018
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  31. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I'm certain Trump would eat his own shit if he didn't have someone in the bathroom to tell him not to.
     
    #192631 NilesIrish, Oct 10, 2018
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  32. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Narrator: He did not impose sanctions.
     
    #192632 cutig, Oct 10, 2018
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  33. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    We’re living in a really bad sitcom. The main characters are all idiots.
     
    #192633 steamengine, Oct 10, 2018
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  34. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Lol he's making that face that people make when they are pretending to be paying attention in class
     
    #192634 Joe_Pesci, Oct 10, 2018
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  35. shaolin5

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    #192635 shaolin5, Oct 10, 2018
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  36. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Wasnt he pissed about not being able to golf during a hurricane because it would look bad?
     
    #192636 Joe_Pesci, Oct 10, 2018
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  37. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Yup. And now he's giving a campaign speech in Pennsylvania
     
    #192637 cutig, Oct 10, 2018
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  38. Steve Prefontaine

    Steve Prefontaine Hips of a champion
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    #192638 Steve Prefontaine, Oct 10, 2018
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  39. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Duh
     
    #192639 Prospector, Oct 10, 2018
  40. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    He really wants to just say “At least the winter WH is safe!”
     
    #192640 slogan119, Oct 10, 2018
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  41. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Lewis in Fifth Risk: yes, Trump is a moron and the GOP is less intellectually curious than you could’ve imagined. And their willful stupidity and laziness is a great danger to America.
     
    #192641 Josey Wales, Oct 10, 2018
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  42. Josey Wales

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    So it’s just a matter of time we find out he’s a Russian agent who wasn’t born in America, and who regularly pays people to attend his rallies. (They still haven’t gotten their checks)
     
    #192642 Josey Wales, Oct 10, 2018
  43. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Lewis is a boss, but that’s rather obvious to anyone with the slightest capacity to think critically
     
    #192643 Teflon Queen, Oct 10, 2018
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  44. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    This is my fiancé’s best friend’s boyfriend lolol. Dude trolled Northeasters to Uranus a couple weeks ago but I didn’t know about the acorn hit.

    He was interviewed by WaPo and on KFAN (local sports radio) this afternoon. Brilliant hahaha
     
    #192644 Randy Dangus, Oct 10, 2018
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  45. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    I like how he just randomly points at the maps 8 seconds into the video. I know those states.
     
    #192645 Henry Blake, Oct 10, 2018
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  46. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Things you do when your head is full of mush
     
    #192646 cutig, Oct 10, 2018
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  47. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    #192647 VaxRule, Oct 10, 2018
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  48. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
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    And then there’s Toby from the office
     
    #192648 Fidelio, Oct 10, 2018
  49. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    How the fuck does the person responsible for ppl being war veterans get a fucking medal

    JFC
     
    #192649 Where Eagles Dare, Oct 10, 2018
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  50. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Stay slayin
     
    #192650 BellottiBold, Oct 10, 2018
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