Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    ??

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  2. DuckKin

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    Because the point of kneeling down like this is to get eye level or below eye level with the person you are talking to so that you are not in a position of power. He obviously is very confused.
     
  3. joe-

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    now he’s just coming off as a tryhard
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Half his 80mm came from small individual donations. The other half from large individuals. Don't believe he took money from PACs
     
  5. bro

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    is it possible that he could, *gasp*, do both!?!?!
     
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  6. prerecordedlive

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    He has my vote if he will take every bill signing photo while standing on his desk in the oval.
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Very easy to argue the the best way he'd Motivate TX Dems is to be on the ballot
     
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  8. bro

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    and if he loses in the primary, he can go throughout Texas for all of 2020
     
  9. herb.burdette

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    Beto is t quite ready for prime time, but it’s still a long way to prime time.
     
  10. dome foam

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    wut
     
  11. dome foam

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    really complicated stuff.
     
  12. Can I Spliff it

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    Listening to him talk, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he vetoed a Medicare for All bill because it didn't "reach across the aisle" enough.
     
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  13. Truman

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  14. OZ

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    My hometown was over 50% under water, I just talked to a friend who is having his first kid and finished his basement because he is helping raise her 3 kids.

    His basement is destroyed. I’m hoping the president’s lack of giving a shit opens some eyes to them.

    I’ve had a cousin who is evacuated, and several other relatives, my dad’s business got hit hard.

    Trust me, I want to yell at all of them saying, ‘see this is what the fuck would do. He already fucked you with his stupid tariff shit, he doesn’t give a shit about you.’ But, at the same time, that’s home and many of these people don’t have flood insurance.

    It fucking sucks, it gets talked about by with several of us in a personal text thread who also talk in here. What I’m trying to say is I can hate their way of thinking and still have empathy. It’s the difference between us and Trump. We try to give a shit about our fellow man
     
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  15. OZ

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    You best believe I’ll be harping on this train a lot going forward. In fact, I posted the same thing in the climate change thread.

    You don’t get 3+ months of some of the coldest temps in the state’s history, record snowfall (or top 2-3 overall, depending where you live, even more weird since it’s been so cold) and then get a storm that’s the equivalent of a hurricane that melts all the snow, the ground is frozen so the snowmelt and heavy rain can’t be absorbed by the ground, and immense runoff as a result (along with ice dams causing even more flooding),

    It’s a historical event, but this stuff happens all the time at this point in this country and around the world, that’s the climate changing, and when outliers start to become norms...well, fuck.
     
  16. Doc Louis

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    No, multitasking is women's work. Duh.
     
  17. Doc Louis

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    At least not from dehydration. So in other words they were given sippy cups of water to ration.
     
  18. Doc Louis

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    But it was in the cheap ass textbooks the schools bought.
     
  19. bro

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    i got on twitter and Trump was trending #1. I'd never seen that before. Thought maybe he had a stroke. The #2 topic is Beto. #3 is America. I think they are broken and not filtering it correctly.
     
  20. joe-

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    It’s almost like Twitter uses filters based on location and interests so everyone’s trending topics are different
     
  21. joe-

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    unless everyone all over the world is just pumped about fred hoiberg
     
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  22. PeterGriffin

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    And/or "nah, this one is not dehydrated, nor does it have a heartbeat, win some you lose some, amirite?"
     
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  23. bro

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    I always do US Trends
     
  24. Can I Spliff it

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    pretty sure he means toluene also that's really really bad
     
  25. Mix

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    I don't generally go for the fuck them because I try to be empathetic and decent but when you continue to vote against science and science fucks you up the ass, maybe you deserve it. Shit sucks but if you just keep ignoring whats happening around you and voting for more of the same weather events to keep happening and get worse then I cannot fathom up any fucks for these people.
     
  26. PeterGriffin

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    The account "attacked every aspect of Nunes' character, honor, integrity, ethics and fitness to perform his duties as a US Congressman."
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  27. ~ taylor ~

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    The truth is an affirmative defense.
     
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  28. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  29. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  30. Truman

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    I remember that tweet. Good times.

    Also hilarious it's still up
     
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  31. steamengine

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    Really looking forward to you breaking this one down for us.

    Had a window view for this bad boy all day. Tomorrow it’s supposed to settle down to where we really get to breathe it all in.
     
  32. The Banks

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    Tri-Nitro-Toluene

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    For those keeping track at home
     
  33. chuckmasterflex

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    Sometimes I'm disappointed that most of the people I truly despise are such feeble halfwits.
     
  34. Can I Spliff it

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  35. Can I Spliff it

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    HARRISBURG, Pa. (KDKA/AP) — Rep. Brian Ellis has resigned, effective immediately.

    Ellis sent a resignation letter to House Speaker Mike Turzai on Monday.

    “It is with immense gratitude to the sacrifices made by my family, the support of my constituents, and the friendship of my colleagues that I have concluded that it is in the best interests of my family, the residents of the 11th House district, and my own health that I resign from the General Assembly,” Ellis wrote.

    Ellis is a Republican from Butler County
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    Pennsylvania state House Republicans stripped Ellis of his Consumer Affairs Commitee chairmanship in January after allegations that he had sex with an incapacitated woman against her will.
     
  36. herb.burdette

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    Pretty simple, some times he does stupid shit because he has run only one real campaign under a microscope in his life.

    Some of what he does right now seems forced and not authentic.

    He needs more time to hone his skill set, but it’s early enough.
     
  37. Beeds07

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    Man, why do stupid things keep happening to them? :IDK:
     
  38. Beeds07

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    I thought that turned out to not be true because of donation limits?
     
  39. Can I Spliff it

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    guys I think we may need to follow this nunes trial

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  40. sflnole

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    :idk:
     
  41. bro

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    It is untrue. I was just stringing him along
     
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  42. Gaknight

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    The Devin Nunes lawsuit is so dumb he probably thinks he is suing his actual mom
     
  43. Mister Me Too

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    Looks like the Department of Education found a new civil rights director.
     
  44. slogan119

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    Literally the dumbest timeline. Fucking amazing.
     
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  45. steamengine

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  46. Voodoo

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    :roll:
     
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  47. afb

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    this is that 7D Chess move we've been waiting for
     
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