Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    Virginia Tech HokiesTiger Woods

    Is there any way this doesn’t violate the 24th amendment?
     
    #239501 DollarBillHokie, Mar 20, 2019
  2. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    It's literally the truth.

    "What's that song? Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran" fuck John McCain. And fuck his fat bitch daughter.
     
    #239502 Killy Me Please, Mar 20, 2019
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  3. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    :bang:
     
    #239503 sflnole, Mar 20, 2019
  4. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    We let Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina sort presidential nominees. Which is very dumb.

    I get letting South Carolina decide. Despite having a comically racist BBQ joint franchise supported by crackers in Maurice's, the state has lots of black people who make good BBQ and better represent America demographically.
     
    #239504 chuckmasterflex, Mar 20, 2019
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  5. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    I’d vote for James Franklin to be my coach but he’s still an enormous, vapid douchebag :idk:
     
    #239505 Teflon Queen, Mar 20, 2019
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  6. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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    [​IMG]
     
    #239506 Mister Me Too, Mar 20, 2019
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  7. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #239507 Can I Spliff it, Mar 20, 2019
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  8. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    he's too good to be true
     
    #239508 Can I Spliff it, Mar 20, 2019
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  9. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    DL love Spliff posts...:awesomeface:
     
    #239509 sflnole, Mar 20, 2019
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  10. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Then you should be his #1 fan
     
    #239510 bertwing, Mar 20, 2019
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  11. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Same
     
    #239511 Duck70, Mar 20, 2019
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  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Here's the thing. If people are going to vote D no matter what, why are we getting all of these comments about what Beto isn't or what Pete isn't or Warren or Kamala? It's clear that people are either playing sides or bitching for the sake of bitching.
     
    #239512 Beeds07, Mar 20, 2019
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  13. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #239513 afb, Mar 20, 2019
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  14. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Fuck you. I like voting and oh yeah the slavery thing.
     
    #239514 Beeds07, Mar 20, 2019
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  15. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    I'm not yet convinced the Twitter account is real, but I am listening.
     
    #239515 BellottiBold, Mar 20, 2019
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  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Did you see my next post?
     
    #239516 afb, Mar 20, 2019
  17. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Respectability is over, get with the times. Cindy started fucking John while he was married to his first wife, she's not a good person.
     
    #239517 Name P. Redacted, Mar 20, 2019
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  18. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    god if only :ohgosh:
     
    #239518 Can I Spliff it, Mar 20, 2019
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  19. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    lol would (not) love to know what else he thinks their philosophy is about
     
    #239519 BellottiBold, Mar 20, 2019
  20. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Huh? It's primary season. People are trying to figure out who they think the best candidate is. That involves talking about the candidates. Also what did this statement have to do with the post you quoted?
     
    #239520 NCHusker, Mar 20, 2019
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  21. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Lolwut? They're exact opposites.
     
    #239521 $P1, Mar 20, 2019
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  22. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Because see list of incumbents defeated last election.
     
    #239522 Doc Louis, Mar 20, 2019
  23. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    :pray:

     
    #239523 BudKilmer, Mar 20, 2019
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  24. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    So he's more like Howard Schultz than John Kerry...
     
    #239524 Doc Louis, Mar 20, 2019
  25. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Katelyn doesn't get why everyone's making brackets this week...
     
    #239525 Doc Louis, Mar 20, 2019
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  26. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Well-Known Member
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    Wasn’t she on with them during their Vice run?
     
    #239526 Professor Moriarty, Mar 20, 2019
  27. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I think she was.
     
    #239527 NilesIrish, Mar 20, 2019
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  28. BudKilmer

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    Narrator voice— he will not look strongly. He will reward a right wing autocrat
     
    #239528 BudKilmer, Mar 20, 2019
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  29. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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    I would love for him to tell us what he thinks “NATO privileges” means and why he thinks he has the authority to give them
     
    #239529 bwi2, Mar 20, 2019
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  30. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #239530 Can I Spliff it, Mar 20, 2019
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  31. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #239531 Can I Spliff it, Mar 20, 2019
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  32. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    And all this time I thought Kellyanne was referred to as Mr. Kellyanne Conway.
     
    #239532 Doc Louis, Mar 20, 2019
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  33. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Says the husband that fucked a pornstar
     
    #239533 Hoss Bonaventure, Mar 20, 2019
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  34. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    This is a fight I can enjoy.
     
    #239534 Mix, Mar 20, 2019
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  35. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    He’s 89. There’s no chance he’s actually manning that twitter account.
     
    #239535 wes tegg, Mar 20, 2019
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  36. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Here I am, a George Conway fan. Politics makes strange bedfellows.
     
    #239536 wes tegg, Mar 20, 2019
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  37. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Gonna be giving our fat old boy some ideas
     
    #239537 Can I Spliff it, Mar 20, 2019
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  38. NYGator

    NYGator Well-Known Member
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    Strange, I'm still old enough to recall this exchange.

     
    #239538 NYGator, Mar 20, 2019
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  39. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    I knooooow

    Let me have my kayefabe
     
    #239539 Can I Spliff it, Mar 20, 2019
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  40. NYGator

    NYGator Well-Known Member
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    #239540 NYGator, Mar 20, 2019
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  41. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    Wonder how Kellyanne is going to react?

    [​IMG]
     
    #239541 Tilly, Mar 20, 2019
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  42. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Hell yeah brother!
     
    #239542 Can I Spliff it, Mar 20, 2019
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  43. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    Virginia Tech HokiesTiger Woods

    He realized you have a kid about to go to college and are the perfect mark for his newest Ponzi scheme.
     
    #239543 DollarBillHokie, Mar 20, 2019
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  44. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    #239544 jrmy, Mar 20, 2019
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  45. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Devin Nunes Cow Twitter went from 7500 followers to 344k followers in 24 hours.

     
    #239545 Beeds07, Mar 20, 2019
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  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    BOOM! RETWEET FOR TRUTH!
     
    #239546 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Mar 20, 2019
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  47. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    DO NOT CONGRATULATE
     
    #239547 BrentTray, Mar 20, 2019
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  48. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    The cow has ten times the followers that Devin Nunes has
     
    #239548 jrmy, Mar 20, 2019
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  49. NYGator

    NYGator Well-Known Member
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    Morning Joe was promoting it this morning.
     
    #239549 NYGator, Mar 20, 2019
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  50. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Beto isn’t in my top five choices but the takes in here are pretty bad
     
    #239550 steamengine, Mar 20, 2019
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