Trumpocalypse: Currently stealing several elections

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  1. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I can’t bring myself to protest Jeff Sessions no longer being the attorney general.
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Starting?
     
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  3. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone What if Adam Thielen was black?
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    Imagine having this much of a penis inferiority complex.

    I fucking loathe how military camo is associated and branded with all these fucking retards
     
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  4. DuckD

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    I asked a "not a Republican" friend of mine that lives in Texas this exact question, except added that he went full cuckold to Trump.
    His response was: Same as with presidential election. He wasn't Hillary.
     
  5. Dirt Dirt McGirt

    Dirt Dirt McGirt Dirtin for Certain
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  6. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    It really is a cultural thing in that part of the country to "hate liberals no matter what." I'm not sure they even know what being a "liberal" entails, they're just taught that it's bad. It's slowly changing, as Texas grows more diverse (both racially/ethnically but as far as people from other parts of the country moving there) and more college-educated, but that forcefield is tough to crack.
     
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  7. timo

    timo gonna spread the news / spread it wideeee
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    Not sure if this was answered but, thereis one. Buycott or something. I use it to avoid buying Koch brothers stuff.

    You just scan the barcode and it tells you if the manufacturer or whatever is affiliated with the company you’re boycotting.
     
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  8. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Bought me some Foster Farms chicken nuggets the other day (for when I decide I want to eat like a 5-year-old) before knowing this information. Looks like I'm staying team FF.
     
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  9. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    good stuff kamala

     
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  10. bro

    bro just in a general kinda way
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  11. bro

    bro just in a general kinda way
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    It isn’t small print. Fwiw
     
  12. RSK

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    Same shit that Avennati did and got rightfully ripped for. His excuse was "Everyone does it!" And everyone who does it should get ripped too.
     
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  13. ALE☭COCK

    ALE☭COCK Got 25 lightas on the dressa, yessuh
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    Imagine how fucking hopeless your life must be to attend a pro-mueller rally :yaoface:
     
  14. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    that is a weak excuse and you know it
     
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  15. Gaknight

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    Has anyone pointed out that Fort Lauderdale may have a few more people that that human dump Panama City?
     
  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    in fairness, that's not the point

    it's an elected official stating that votes shouldn't be counted
     
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  17. Matt Foley

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    It's a rough look for this country when even Alabama isn't a bottom 5 state in a metric like this.
     
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  18. ned's head

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    When you've lost this cunt...

     
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  19. ohhaithur

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    Maybe 300 people here in Indy

    Very positive and surprisingly informed group. But mostly an echo chamber as you'd expect

    Started off well with focused ideas like vote by mail but then people got excited
     
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  20. Artoo

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    Without reading Rubio's rant, yhere is a point in that premise. Every fucking election we are waiting for fucking days afterwards for Broward Co. or Miami Dade to finish counting their votes. Why? Every other place on the country, no matter how populated or godforsaken, has their shit together by at least the morning after. Wtf is up with Broward?
     
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  21. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    Im not even rooting for her death. However, everyone has to die sometime and if she happens to croak on Trumps watch I can't say i would be disappointed!
     
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  22. electronic

    electronic Fan of the Seahawks and no other teams of note
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    Because Dome doesn’t understand statistical analysis.
     
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  23. Jigga

    Jigga I am Steve Rogers
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    Yeah like your state is sooooooo great
     
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  24. enjj

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    Was in a T store in KW last week and they had a shirt of America that said we’re full, fuck off written on it. I asked the guy behind the counter about it and he just shook his head in disgust. He said it actually sells tho.
     
  25. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Should probably take it up with the political leadership of that state to figure out why they can’t administer an election in a timely manner
     
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  26. BellottiBold

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    All those not white people keep showing up at the polls and slowing shit down
     
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  27. ohbluefan

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    My co-workers love to call me a “liberal” and then I ask them what a liberal is? I always tell them it’s whatever they don’t like, somedays that’s Chicago thugs, somedays that’s west coast hippies. I like to ask them how can we be both gangsters and want to take the guns away? Then they’ll hit me up with the “liberals want open borders”, I still have an open bet with a guy that I’ll give him $100 if he finds a Democrat saying they want open borders, that’s been a month ago...

    Rural Ohio is probably more conservative than the south, it’s a shit show.
     
  28. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Rural Ohio and the South (at least the non major city areas) are probably one in the same at this point.
     
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  29. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Because Florida.
     
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  30. AlternativeFactsRule

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    “Chicago thugs” tells you everything you need to know about where his thinking is at.
     
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  31. steamengine

    steamengine THE WORDS BECAME FLESH JOHN 1:14
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    ETTD
     
  32. Nole0515

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    BINGO BANGO BONGO
     
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  33. steamengine

    steamengine THE WORDS BECAME FLESH JOHN 1:14
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    To vote for a liberal would be worse than just about anything imaginable.

    Pelosi
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    All lives matter
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    I’ve heard it all everyday for the last few years since maga took over.
     
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  34. audrew

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  35. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Needs to be thread title
     
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  36. ohhaithur

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    Sorry we're full to those escaping war

    Somehow they manage to believe both
     
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  37. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  38. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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    Vote early, vote often, and find boxes of lost ballots days later
     
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  39. Uncle Tupelo

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    My girlfriend is from a shithole small town around here and I can confirm. Her entire family is full of the dumbest mutherfuckers ever. I hid the remote under the sink last thanksgiving because fox news was blaring over the meal.
     
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  40. ohbluefan

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    Where is she from?
     
  41. steamengine

    steamengine THE WORDS BECAME FLESH JOHN 1:14
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    It would be helpful to know if the sources for this are just Trump's lawyers because they have been saying this for 8 months.
     
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  43. The Banks

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    Hopefully you parental locked Fox News before hiding the remote and set the password to the year that they believe America was “great”
     
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  44. bro

    bro just in a general kinda way
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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    Talk your shit, Marc.
     
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  46. RSK

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    Sinema + Nelson :pray:
     
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  47. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Edit: above
     
  48. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    other than that, diaper boy had all the facts right

     
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  49. vander02

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    Boy, I wish had their confidence... Hopefully they know something I don't(like most of the votes are from the 7th/9th congressional districts) and are not just bloviating in public
     
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