Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. cutig

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    Hahaha raking?? What a fucking idiot
     
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  2. The B1G Kucktis

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    Even that shithead Zinke said it's the worst fire disaster he's ever seen.

    He is moronic.
     
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  3. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Time and time again he freely reveals he doesn't understand a thing someone has told him.

    Maybe take a look at where Finland is on a map.
     
  4. PeterGriffin

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    You mean all we have to do is "doing things" and this wouldn't happen?
     
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  5. lazy bum

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    he always has to blame the victims in some way and present some simple solution he thinks he could have provided if only he knew about the problem. I hate him so much.
     
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  6. chuckmasterflex

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    Don't know about you suckers, but I'm about to start a company and get a 15 billion dollar government contract to rake California.
     
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  7. cutig

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    Wander around in the woods with a leaf blower imo
     
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  8. DetectivePopcorn

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    Makes it better for me, for obvious reasons.
     
  9. bro

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  10. Redav

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    I've always felt like, as a country, we didn't do enough raking
     
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  11. Joe_Pesci

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    Sounds like george w bush was onto something with all of his brush clearing
     
  12. The Banks

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    Go on
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

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    And some people think politics isn't as interesting as figuring out which recruit's mom Lance Thompson is currently fucking.
     
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  14. Teflon Queen

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    This is going to be an unironic right wing talking point
     
  15. Joe_Pesci

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    It's in a region where they take raking seriously
     
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  16. joe-

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    100% of the rakists from that region are muslims
     
  17. Schadenfred

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    MARA
     
  18. Matt Foley

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    LAGO
     
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  19. Schadenfred

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. chuckmasterflex

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    Had a girl from Finland in my 4th or 5th grade class. Her dad came in and showed us a video about how his company built log cabins. He tried, unsuccessfully, to explain Finland's stance in WW2.

    If I could go back in time, I would ask him about Finland's leaf management strategy and why they eat such bad tasting fish.
     
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  21. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    teemu selanne for california forest manager
     
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  22. Heavy Mental

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  23. joe-

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  24. The Banks

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    Not sure you want the Finnish Flash in a fire provention role.
     
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  25. Teflon Queen

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    smdh
     
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  26. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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  28. enjj

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    94D55285-89A2-4AB6-BC0E-BCC9CB4F9A3F.gif
     
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  29. Redav

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    Experts that have dedicated their lives to fields of study have to try listen to this fuckwad talk about raking without laughing because a bunch of people thought he should be the president
     
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  30. Can I Spliff it

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  31. Matt Foley

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    Our election/voting systems are very broken.
     
  32. joe-

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    we live in a place where 300 million lottery tickets can be sold and we know who the winners are and where they’re located within minutes of a drawing but we can’t run an election without issue if I didn’t know any better I’d assume it was intentional
     
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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    I'll give Trump credit for being smart enough to understand that the conservative moment was built around racial animus and a pantomime of faux toughness.

    Trump backing off the conservative goal of medicare and social security cuts was what initially created Never Trump Republicans. But that also won him the presidency.

    I only get really fucking annoyed when I remember Trump supporters pretending that there were high-minded principles at stake between Trump and Clinton: like corruption, security of email servers, self-dealing, skirting the law, ect.
     
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  34. Josey Wales

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    Idk what that means in this context, but I just read a wiki today about a street gang that identifies by wearing Seattle Mariners/Chicago white Sox hats. So maybe if you know the nuances of the gangs you’re tracking this isn’t egregious.
     
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  35. Redav

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    The longer he's president the clearer it becomes it was just about cultural grievance. No one who's paying attention could honestly think this guy would make a good president
     
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  36. Can I Spliff it

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  37. PeterGriffin

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    Oh god they're so close to figuring it out. Tantalizingly out of reach.
     
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  38. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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  39. soulfly

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    Holy shit at Red Cross being an AIDS piggy bank.
     
  40. PeterGriffin

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    Uh, it's 22-21 and FSU has the ball with under two minutes. I'm really worried about a Three Point Kick. @MarcoRubio what are our chances.

    Edit: oh they kneeled it out, HOW CONVENIENT.
     
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  41. Redav

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    You have to be an enormous piece of shit to believe a lot of these conspiracy theories
     
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  42. indeed

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  43. chuckmasterflex

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    Our planet is dying.

    A benevolent god would at least let us see Trump shank Pence.
     
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  44. WC

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    Every street gang uses sports teams to show who they’re members of without flying flags. 83 crips wear Texas Rangers gear for the blue color and “T” for Tre (3). Our bloods in Raleigh wear a lot of Cincinnati Reds, Red Sox, Falcons, and NC State stuff for the color and the “B.” It’s an understood thing by all involved, and anyone from a low income community where gangs do most of their work knows who wears what and what it means.

    Edit: I should add we keep tabs on our gang members too because we have to given the amount of crime such a small % of the population commits, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be easily abused. 2016 and on has shown the power of information and cops, unfortunately, haven’t proven much more trust worthy than Facebook or Equifax. The positive is cops are dumb.
     
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  45. NoNatty

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  46. Schadenfred

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    I hope Donnie c̶o̶n̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶-̶A̶I̶D̶s donates to the Red Cross.
     
  47. DollarBillHokie

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    In addition the the above post calling you out for copying this, your post is just wrong. We don’t know who the winners are within minutes. We know which location sold them because that is BASIC fraud prevention and is the only way to pay the stores for selling winning tickets. Inherently, we can’t have as much knowledge about actual votes because the ability for people to know with certainty who each person voted for lends itself to easier corruption and tyranny.
     
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  49. BayouMafia

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    many people are saying that TMB user and known lover-not-fighter Fancy is a kingpin
     
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