Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

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  2. bro

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    Fuck comey but congrats on that good tweet
     
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  3. bro

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    Oh wow. Little Caesar’s!!!
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Boy, I hope so one doesn't misread this statement and miss the big gov't proposal from the Tea Party literally stealing innocent citizen's property

    Jesus fucking christ
     
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    Enjoyed the comments on this tweet
     
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  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Pizza inside will taste just like the cardboard.
     
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  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. Mix

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    Jack wasn't ready for this.

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  9. Joe_Pesci

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    Where is the bill at exactly? I thought the Senate and House came to an agreement but Trump hasn't had to veto anything
     
  10. The Hotch

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    No surprise it’s been all Tlaib all the time on FoxNews... imagine how much more airtime they have to fill when they don’t report on all the stupid shit Trump and other repubs are doing
     
  11. Truman

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    Are talking about the original bill the senate passed 99-1?

    It didnt pass the House because it was before the new congress was in, and there were enough Freedom Caucus tards to tank it
     
  12. Joe_Pesci

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    I'm just kind of confused about why the new Congress hasnt forced him to veto the bill
     
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  13. Truman

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    Because since it's a new congress, all bills start over. House passed it, but now Mitch wont bring it to the floor because he's a bitch
     
  14. aisle seven

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    I thought Paul Ryan didn't let it get to a vote because Trump threw a shit fit and said he wouldn't sign it?
     
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  15. Henry Blake

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    https://www.wsj.com/articles/house-...ns-vetos-of-democratic-priorities-11545313360
     
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  16. Joe_Pesci

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    In other words Trump is getting basically all of McConnell's heat in addition to his own. He is a devious man
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    Is this real?if so I’d love to think this would create more compassion for the poor and homeless who depend on food banks to survive. For some reason I doubt it
     
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  18. Prospector

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    I thought of Daddy being Putin and not Fred
     
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  19. Struggler

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    Putin would of drowned him
     
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  21. bro

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  22. steamengine

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    7) we must maintain the mirage that both sides are equally bad
     
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  23. chuckmasterflex

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  24. BellottiBold

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    What the fuck already Tennessee
     
  25. Josey Wales

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    I can admit that I really have no idea about any of this, so if someone read something recently on Tulsi, it’d be great if they shared it.
     
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    Good news Tobias

    The twins are going mainstream and their commercial is better than you could imagine

     
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    Here is a thread.



    It is like she is some attempted Jedi mind trick by republicans at a pretend progressive.
     
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  29. Mister Me Too

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    Sorry to break it to you guys but Tulsi is definitely winning the Democratic nomination because the world sucks and that’s what we deserve.

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  30. bro

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    she'll be out of the race in 6 months
     
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  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    She isn't that well known, she should have a snowball's chance in hell.
     
  32. Joe_Pesci

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    I deserve a beef n cheddar like right now
     
  33. Mister Me Too

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    I heard that before
     
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  34. bro

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    so we are gonna do this for 18 months?

    :facepalm:
     
  35. sflnole

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    :gross:
     
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  36. Mister Me Too

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    No, this is not something I want to beat to death but this is shaping up just like the GOP primary in 2016, a large field of candidates and a lesser known candidate with a loyal following.

    If Bernie enters then she doesn’t win, if he sits 2020 out she pulls a lot of his base.
     
  37. Tobias

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    she is an absolute huckster who is a bigot and likely in a cult. fuck this woman.
     
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    The entire world knew who Donald Trump was in 2014. 75 people know who Tulsi Gabbard is.
     
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  39. Tobias

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    the dem base isn’t retarded enough to vote for this ghoul
     
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  40. lunchbox

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    She can waste her time. Ain’t worried bout tulsi.
     
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  41. Tug

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    She might just be that D centrist the Rs are dreaming of though!
     
  42. bro

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  43. bro

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    you are forgetting that she isn't running for the Republican party ticket
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. Schadenfred

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    Completely normal behavior and not at all reflective of someone who may actually be a Russian asset.
     
  46. bro

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    :laugh: at this point it is almost funny how brazen he is about it because no one in his administration or party will do a fucking thing. Can't fucking wait until November 2020
     
  47. bro

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    "As a result, U.S. officials said there is no detailed record, even in classified files, of Trump’s face-to-face interactions with the Russian leader at five locations over the past two years. Such a gap would be unusual in any presidency, let alone one that Russia sought to install through what U.S. intelligence agencies have described as an unprecedented campaign of election interference."


    Ya, no fucking shittttttt
     
  48. afb

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    gonna need that person subpoenaed asap
     
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  49. Can I Spliff it

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