Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Truman

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  2. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  3. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  4. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Fake because I would’ve found every issue by now and you’d never be able to pry the pages apart.
     
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  5. Redav

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    Mitt Romney blows so much. More evidence that the GOP is the party of Trump now.
     
  6. wes tegg

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    This might carry more weight had he not kissed his ass to try and join them.
     
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  7. bro

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    it was on in my gym over lunch.

    commercials involved a company that will mail you your prescriptions pre-sorted into a pill box for each day. Opening child locks is so tough!!!!

    Next commercial was telling people to invest in gold/silver, which is reliable even when the world is at war/in turmoil!

    then Joe Namath came on for some healthcare scam.

    good times
     
  8. bro

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    he wants money. He knows Trump sells. Of course he put some Trump anecdotes in his book
     
  9. The Banks

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    Should’ve changed the channel or requested to change the channel.
     
  10. bro

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    I often turn it off. Somehow the TV only gets basic cable but Fox News comes in along with 6 other channels that show reruns of procedural TV shows
     
  11. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Make kids fat again!
     
  12. wes tegg

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    It's more than some Trump anecdotes. Trump is in the byline.
     
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  13. bro

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    even better for him
     
  14. bro

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    not only are they dumb, let's make them fat!
     
  15. Crepeswithasmile

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    whew, thank god they cleared that up. I was starting to get concerned.
     
  16. Herpitus Derp

    Herpitus Derp After further review Go GBR
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    As the USIC always says, don’t believe anything until the Kremlin denies it.
     
  17. BellottiBold

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    "...he'd have to actually be aware of it if he was an agent. Agent. Hah hah hah" *extremely slavicly
     
  18. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  19. BellottiBold

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  20. jrmy

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    Great, so when are they evicting him?
     
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  21. bro

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  22. bro

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  23. HoosDaMan

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    Their font and emblem give me Nazi vibes
     
  24. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    Looks very Wehrmachtish
     
  25. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    What an astute observation.
     
  26. BellottiBold

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    San Francisco has an "Examiner" as well, using damn near the same thing.
     
  27. bro

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  28. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    CHECKMATE LIBTARDS THE CARTELS HAVE CONVERTED TO ISLAM JUST LIKE Q SAID THEY WOULD BUILD THE WALL NOW
    MAGA WWG1WGA
     
  29. westcoastbias

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    I assume they're burying the lead and the rugs have "death to America" written on them?
     
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  30. PeterGriffin

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    538 keeps track of approval/disapproval of Trump vs all presidents since Truman. Through 727 days, there was a single data point (day 615 of their respective presidencies) that Trump had a lower disapproval rating than every other president to that point, beating Truman by 0.2%. He has an upcoming high disapproval milestone vs Reagan (55.5% disapproval within the next few weeks) that he'll have to hurdle to continue being the worst. He sits at 54.8% in the midst of the longest government shutdown in United States history, so I feel like we've got a good shot here. The highest recorded disapproval during a 1st term 4-year presidency was for George HW Bush in the middle of his 3rd year, at 59.4%. The longer a Potus stuck around, the more disapproval they saw generally, highlighted by George W Bush's 70% disapproval in the last year of his administration.
     
  31. jrmy

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    Hoooooooooo buddy that’s the most racist thing I’ve seen since about three hours ago
     
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  32. JacobPalmer

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    I’m a floor nurse (in Nebraska, mind you) so I see my fair share of old white people watching Fox News. Whenever they’re in the bathroom I change the channel down 1 click to CNN. Nobody tell me that I’m not doing my part.
     
  33. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  34. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Thank you for your service.
     
  35. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    :americafuckyeah:
     
  36. A Black person

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    That alone makes you a ceiling nurse. Stay top notch!
     
  37. Mister Me Too

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    Dear Patriot,

    Please put parental lock on Fox News the next time you get a chance.

    Thank You for your service,

    - Grateful American
     
    #220840 Mister Me Too, Jan 16, 2019
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  38. BudKilmer

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  39. BudKilmer

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    I mean would anyone be surprised?

     
  40. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  41. bro

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    republicans aren't racist. They just cannot stop hanging out with them.
     
  42. shaolin5

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    .
     
    #220845 shaolin5, Jan 16, 2019
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  43. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Who? Why?
     
  44. bro

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  45. steamengine

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    Some Nazi from YouTube / future secretary of dank memes.
     
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  46. SmoochieWallace

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    I too have seen the trailer for the second Sicario movie.
     
  47. Lip

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    Just got this text from my agency:

    “All Employees: This afternoon, the President signed into law the "Government Employee Fair Treatment Act of 2019," which guarantees all federal employees will be fully paid, retroactively, as soon as possible after the lapse ends. Please check your e-mail for a further message.”
     
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